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“Of all my books, my favorite is the one I received last Christmas. There is no tome like the present.”

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Submitted by - SGT Snorkel - Iowa
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Funny Person for January - Rowan Atkinson

You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.

After great revues at the Hampstead Theater in 1978, Atkinson was offered starring roles in two British television series, but chose instead to join the BBC's legendary "Not The Nine O'Clock News" team. For his performance, Atkinson won the "British Academy Award". More about Rowan Atkinson ....

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On Valentines day many people take heart.

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