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“On land crabs tend to use the sidewalk.”

Category - Animals
Submitted by - Carpun Diem - Houston, Texas
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Funny Person for April - Jerry Seinfeld

The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!

Jerry shot to fame with his own network sitcom, which he created with his partner Larry David. Larry was used as the model for the neurotic George Costanza.

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Before a mother knows the sex of her baby it's a hidden agender.

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