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“He's got a phonographic memory. He repeats the exact same old lines like a scratched record.”

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Funny Person for October - Groucho Marx

I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.

Julius Henry, aka "Groucho" Marx was an oustanding comedian who was born on October 2, 1890 in New York, NY. More about Groucho Marx ....

Halloween is on its way!

Celebrate ghouls and ghosts day with a pun

An elevator makes ghosts happy because it lifts the spirits.

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