Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day
Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.
|1.||The poor speller tried to express his reluctance to repeat sixth grade, but words failed him.
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
|2.||Why did the pig stop sunbathing? He was bacon in the heat.
Kristin - Albrightsville, PA
|3.||I tried to finish the leftovers, but ... foiled again.
Papa Pete - Texas Hill Country
|4.||I applied for a server position. I am still waiting.
michael riley - United States
|5.||Where do cavemen store their weapons? In the clubhouse.
Gordon - Fort St. John, BC, Canada
|6.||My cousin has a callus on only one foot. Does that make her a unicorn?
Tmacky900 - Kzoo
|7.||I tried to update my computer this morning but it wouldn't work. After several attempts, I had that syncing feeling.
Toycoon - Skokie
|8.||What makes a pig pink? Pigment!|
|9.||A sports coat worn on a hike is a trailblazer.
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
|10.||I wonder if you can get through the locks of the Panama Canal with Florida Keys?|