Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.


1. The best thing to carry with you when you start feeling tired is a knapsack.
Punstigator - Detroit
3.0 stars
2. Why was the broom having a bad day? He didn't get enough sweep.
McKenna - Big Rapids, MI
3.0 stars
3. For those who enjoy a large port after dinner, try Rotterdam. 3.0 stars
4. The high school music teacher was quite controversial. He told his students to read band books.
Hyla Hope Harder - Oklahoma
3.0 stars
5. In ancient Egypt, papyrus farmers taught people the importance of reeding.
Hyla Hope Harder - Oklahoma
3.0 stars
6. I shouldn't have plugged my iPhone into the PC at the kitchen. It's now in the sync. 3.0 stars
7. When the cigarette lighter salesman tried to win back his old flame he found that he had met his match.
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
3.0 stars
8. The fraudulent caged chicken farmer gave himself free range with his egg labeling.
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
3.0 stars
9. He's got a phonographic memory. He repeats the exact same old lines like a scratched record.
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
2.1 stars
10. The carpenter came round the other day, he made the best entrance I have ever seen. 3.2 stars
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