Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.

1. Of all my books, my favorite is the one I received last Christmas. There is no tome like the present.
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
3.0 stars
2. Australian beer-brewers use kangaroo hops.
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
2.8 stars
3. I hired a zombie to do some work around my house. He is the working dead.
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
2.0 stars
4. I understand how gems were made. The concept is crystal clear to me. 2.9 stars
5. Deciding what Christmas gifts to give makes one present tense.
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
2.8 stars
6. When the musician got in a car accident, his guitar was destroyed. The accident was a Fender bender.
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
3.9 stars
7. What do dogs do after they finish obedience school? They get their masters.
RB - Norfolk, VA
4.0 stars
8. How do fish keep up with what's going on? They listen to the current news.
Tyle -
3.1 stars
9. Is old rope good enough for a hanging? Frayed knot. That stuff is bad noose.
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
3.9 stars
10. Old skiers go downhill fast.
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
3.5 stars

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