Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.


1. I take pictures of trees and plants while the sun is out. It really emphasizes photosynthesis. 3.0 stars
2. November: We start the month out stuffing ballots to elect some turkey, we end the month stuffing a turkey to increase our ballast.
Randy - Hillsboro, OR
3.0 stars
3. The third degree is a diploma for successful criminals.
Joseph Leff - New York
3.0 stars
4. I went to go see the movie 'Shrek' last weekend, it was so ogre rated.
Griffy - Indianapolis
3.0 stars
5. After a berry successful attempt to produce a new line of crops, her dreams came to full fruition.
Punstigator - Detroit
3.0 stars
6. If you want a big bang for your dollar, buying balloons is okay, but buying wood to build a fire works.
B Johnson - Dundee
2.4 stars
7. What kind of crime is committed when a bird is attacked? A featheral offense.
Speedy - seattle
2.9 stars
8. The very cause for varicose veins for cops on beat duty at traffic intersections is 'Standing Orders'.
Sivanandan - Sydney
2.1 stars
9. I was thinking that hot air balloon operators don't make very good friends. Sure they can be uplifting at times, but in the end they always bring you down. 3.4 stars
10. When the church posted the new, sped up service schedule on the plaza it was mass times acceleration squared.
Vince - Anchorage Ak
3.0 stars
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