Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.


1. Watching a fishbowl is right up my alley.
Carpun Diem - Houston, Texas
3.0 stars
2. There was an overflow audience at the new dam dedication.
Carpun Diem - Houston, Texas
3.0 stars
3. The way he fawned over her was quite endearing.
Carpun Diem - Houston, Texas
3.5 stars
4. Can a well-rounded individual become flattered? 2.7 stars
5. Whenever there is an earthquake the geologists are always quick to find fault.
Dr. Dirt - Alaska
4.0 stars
6. In an effort to smooth things over and resolve their differences one gladiator said to the other, 'Let's bury the hatchet and go clubbing'.
Dr. Dirt - Alaska
3.0 stars
7. Instead of being rewarded for his invention, Dr. Guillotine was charged with neckless endangerment.
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
3.3 stars
8. I once got into so much debt that I couldn't even afford my electricity bills, they were the darkest times of my life.
Jack Merry - Leicester
4.0 stars
9. Only real Christmas lovers caribout reindeers. 2.4 stars
10. Models of dragons are not to scale. 3.0 stars

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