Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day
Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.
|1.||Learning to dance is a two-step process.
kn - st paul, mn
|2.||I had a hand in the puppet show.
Adam Ruse - Australia
|3.||Two frogs were asked if they were lying. They almost got away with it, but one croaked.|
|4.||The knight stood on the shoulder of the road, looking at his disabled car. He shook his head and said, 'Chevrolet is dead.'|
|5.||The Spanish author would not bring refreshments to his uncles, but he would serve aunties.|
|6.||Chefs learn their trait in the Cook Islands.|
|7.||Where do Cockney bakers live? The Yeast End.
claire - UK
|8.||My son's spelling test consisted of synonyms of the word incorrect. He was able to write every wrong.|
|9.||Do you need to draw money? I could offer you a pencil.
Sharmaine - Singapore
|10.||It's a clumsy reflection of yourself when you break a mirror.
Raj Naidoo - South Africa