Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.

1. I used to work at a knife factory, but then it got dull. 3.0 stars
2. She only dated hairy men, so I grew a beard to be hirsuter.
edc - Westport
3.0 stars
3. Why can't you trust Satan's resume? The devil lies in the details.
reif - hawaii
3.0 stars
4. I control the weeds in my lawn with the help of my friend, Herby Side.
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
3.0 stars
5. How do you catch a skeleton? With a rib-cage. 3.0 stars
6. The skeleton was trying tibia little humerus. 3.0 stars
7. Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs. 3.0 stars
8. I wrote a book about birds. It flew off the shelf. 3.0 stars
9. When notes get in treble, bass-ically they get put behind bars. The alto-nate punishment is to push them off a clef and hope they land flat on sharp objects.
Allan Cao - Canada
3.0 stars
10. When you buy a cork board, do you pay thumb tax?
Adrian Drake - Pennsylvania, USA
3.2 stars

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