Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.

1. A teacher harshly corrected a student on a math problem. I guess he got schooled. 3.0 stars
2. Price of top of the range range-hoods goes through the roof!!
Sivanandan - Sydney
3.0 stars
3. Cheap adhesive is tacky. 3.0 stars
4. When does a farmer dance? When he drops the beet.
Olga V - Philadelphia, PA
3.1 stars
5. Installing a new bathroom fan is exhausting.
eemathnut - Ohio
3.3 stars
6. The forensic psychologist was irritable because judges and juries tried his patients.
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
3.1 stars
7. My sister was telling me about our cousin. I have to say, he sounds familia.
Isabuscus - Alternia
2.2 stars
8. The deer grabbed the gun and gave the hunter a taste of his own venison.
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR
2.6 stars
9. The inventor of pantyhose really left us quite a legacy.
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR
3.3 stars
10. A matchmaker makes matches in order to find you the light of your life.
Bhanu Pratap Chauhan - Jaipur, India
2.6 stars

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