Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.

1. Crane drivers have uplifting pick-up lines.
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
3.0 stars
2. Gossipy monkeys are blab-boons.
Joseph - Florida
3.0 stars
3. I used to have a pet leech. It was attached to me.
Aaron - Indiana
3.0 stars
4. What is the name of the immortal adolescent? Constantine!
Mason - Chappell NE
3.0 stars
5. Psychopaths always see amoral in the story.
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
2.5 stars
6. People who lack the patience for calligraphy will never have properly formed characters.
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
3.6 stars
7. You can't sing with a mouthful of garbanzo beans, so hummus a tune.
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
3.7 stars
8. The admiral's motto was, 'Do it schooner, not later!'
Hyla Hope Harder - Oklahoma
3.1 stars
9. The student had such a big assignment, he had to burn his kindle at both ends.
Hyla Hope Harder - Oklahoma
3.4 stars
10. I was terrified anaesthetising my first big cat, but I had to feel the fur and do it anyway.
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
1.6 stars
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