Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.


1. My best friend and I attended culinary school together and then opened our own restaurant. I guess we are taste buds.
Bill - New Orleans
3.0 stars
2. Doctors send patients to pool halls to find remarkable cuers.
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
2.4 stars
3. I tried talking to my dentist during a cleaning, but my words got flossed in translation.
Adam Charach - Holbrook, NY
3.0 stars
4. I had a problem with my boiled egg this morning. I've cracked it now!
Twiggyspellcaster - Peterborough
2.7 stars
5. I ordered that a vault and speakers be delivered at my home yesterday. They arrived safe and sound.
Obscvrvx - Cyprus, Turkey
3.7 stars
6. He was worried he would get a parking ticket. It was a case of mind over meter.
ben - London
2.7 stars
7. My dentist is sneaky. He pulled a fast one!
Papa Pete - United States
2.9 stars
8. A tree arborist felt needled when asked to branch out and be limber while trimming pine forest last week. 2.7 stars
9. Any type of criticism would aggregate the builder including constructive criticism.
Randy - Defiance, OH
2.6 stars
10. Often what separates a good pun, from a great one, is just a matter of 'clause and effect'.
Dr. Dirt - Alaska
2.8 stars
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