Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.

1. I love Wi-Fi so much because we just have that connection.
Taro - Essex
3.0 stars
2. There is no point in going to an acupuncturist, if you don't pin your hopes on him for full recovery.
Sivanandan - Sydney
3.0 stars
3. Geometry shapes my life.
Vinnyvpuns - Denver Colorado
3.0 stars
4. I mixed up the cardiac resuscitation equipment with the lie detector, but I will de-fib you later.
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
3.0 stars
5. My friend started telling me skeleton puns. They were all very rib tickling. 3.0 stars
6. After three days of fishing, the musician hoped he would catch a bassoon. 3.4 stars
7. Do beginner vampires go to batting practice?
darkwingdave - Puget Sound
2.4 stars
8. Where do you imprison a skeleton? In a rib cage. 3.8 stars
9. I used to have a bad record with soap, but now my slate is clean.
Gg -
2.7 stars
10. I tried sleeping at the gym but it was fitful.
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
2.4 stars

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