Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.

1. The poor speller tried to express his reluctance to repeat sixth grade, but words failed him.
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
3.0 stars
2. Why did the pig stop sunbathing? He was bacon in the heat.
Kristin - Albrightsville, PA
4.0 stars
3. I tried to finish the leftovers, but ... foiled again.
Papa Pete - Texas Hill Country
3.3 stars
4. I applied for a server position. I am still waiting.
michael riley - United States
3.4 stars
5. Where do cavemen store their weapons? In the clubhouse.
Gordon - Fort St. John, BC, Canada
3.5 stars
6. My cousin has a callus on only one foot. Does that make her a unicorn?
Tmacky900 - Kzoo
3.1 stars
7. I tried to update my computer this morning but it wouldn't work. After several attempts, I had that syncing feeling.
Toycoon - Skokie
2.9 stars
8. What makes a pig pink? Pigment! 3.3 stars
9. A sports coat worn on a hike is a trailblazer.
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
3.6 stars
10. I wonder if you can get through the locks of the Panama Canal with Florida Keys? 3.2 stars
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