Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.

1. The magazine about ceiling fans went out of business due to low circulation.
midtennmike - gallatin, tn
3.0 stars
2. In tensed tennis duels where temper teeters, some losers fly off the handle!
Sivanandan - Sydney
3.0 stars
3. I used to work as a high school ceramics teacher, but I got too close to the kiln and I was fired.
Toycoon - Skokie
3.0 stars
4. Bring about is what a boxing promoter does.
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
2.6 stars
5. What's a lightbulb's favorite movie? The Shining. 2.6 stars
6. Spoilsport is the harbor where booty is shipped in.
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
1.9 stars
7. This is what I like about chiropractors. They always have your back.
Maurice Negrete - Greensboro, NC
3.6 stars
8. Someone said my strobe light was very flashy. 2.2 stars
9. I've heard about the rumors that I keep vats of acid at my home, but they're lyes -- all lyes!
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR
3.2 stars
10. After eating the ship, the sea monster needed an Alka-Seltzer. He said, 'I can't believe I ate the hull thing.'
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
3.2 stars

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