Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.

1. The woodcutter stretched every morning before starting work. He was a limberjack.
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
3.0 stars
2. I caught these potatoes smoking weed, one could say that they're baked potatoes. 3.0 stars
3. The new jail tunnel was a runaway success.
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
3.3 stars
4. I don't trust these stairs because they're always up to something.
LEP DOG - south Africa
3.8 stars
5. The optometrist ran for mayor because he was a visionary.
Hyla Hope Harder - Oklahoma
3.1 stars
6. What does a king eat while on his throne? Soup of the dais.
Hyla Hope Harder - Oklahoma
2.3 stars
7. As the carburettor chuckled to the air filter, 'I guess the choke's on me!'
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
3.2 stars
8. Do birds know where they're going when they fly south for the winter or do they just wing it every time?
Andrew G - MA
3.7 stars
9. What do you get when you cross a snake and a plane? A Boeing Constrictor. 3.7 stars
10. I've just read a book about a bean growing up in Southern USA. It's called The Adventures of Tom Soya.
Phil - London
2.7 stars
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