Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day
Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.
|1.||I take pictures of trees and plants while the sun is out. It really emphasizes photosynthesis.|
|2.||November: We start the month out stuffing ballots to elect some turkey, we end the month stuffing a turkey to increase our ballast.
Randy - Hillsboro, OR
|3.||The third degree is a diploma for successful criminals.
Joseph Leff - New York
|4.||I went to go see the movie 'Shrek' last weekend, it was so ogre rated.
Griffy - Indianapolis
|5.||After a berry successful attempt to produce a new line of crops, her dreams came to full fruition.
Punstigator - Detroit
|6.||If you want a big bang for your dollar, buying balloons is okay, but buying wood to build a fire works.
B Johnson - Dundee
|7.||What kind of crime is committed when a bird is attacked? A featheral offense.
Speedy - seattle
|8.||The very cause for varicose veins for cops on beat duty at traffic intersections is 'Standing Orders'.
Sivanandan - Sydney
|9.||I was thinking that hot air balloon operators don't make very good friends. Sure they can be uplifting at times, but in the end they always bring you down.|
|10.||When the church posted the new, sped up service schedule on the plaza it was mass times acceleration squared.
Vince - Anchorage Ak