Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.

1. Old carpenters never die, they just lumber around.
Bob - Corvallis, OR
3.2 stars
2. The professor's explanation of centripetal force was pretty down-to-earth but her explanation of centrifugal force just blew me away.
Mr. Pennysworth
2.7 stars
3. My dog has a lot of potential, you just have to unleash it. 3.6 stars
4. A curling iron is a permanent solution to a hairy problem.
Mr. Pennysworth
2.7 stars
5. If you accidentally leave your fly down on a promising date, does that count as a Freudian zip?
Chris F. - United States
2.8 stars
6. My stuffing was bad, so I got some sage advice.
rex - indy
3.0 stars
7. When the statistics professor and the math professor wrote a cookbook together, they called it 'Pi A La Mode.'
Hyla Hope Harder - Oklahoma
3.6 stars
8. A man who cannot read the sign that warns people from throwing garbage on the ground is illiterate. 3.0 stars
9. The linen shop gave their employees free bedding. Even their accountant had his own handmade spread sheet.
Hyla Hope Harder - Oklahoma
3.3 stars
10. I used to have a fear of boats, but that ship has sailed.
3.6 stars

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