Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.

1. When the cigarette lighter salesman tried to win back his old flame he found that he had met his match.
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
3.0 stars
2. The fraudulent caged chicken farmer gave himself free range with his egg labeling.
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
3.0 stars
3. He's got a phonographic memory. He repeats the exact same old lines like a scratched record.
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
2.1 stars
4. The carpenter came round the other day, he made the best entrance I have ever seen. 3.2 stars
5. The doors just broke, I could fix it, but it hinges on other things. 3.3 stars
6. He sold a batch of release spray to someone in jail but it was just a silly-con.
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
2.2 stars
7. Murder with knives is very messy, and I suggest not taking a stab at it. 2.9 stars
8. The forest had burned down, but now it's back by poplar demand.
Bob - Corvallis, OR
3.4 stars
9. Broken puppets for sale. No strings attached.
HMA - Liverpool
4.0 stars
10. Deep cuts were made in the guillotine industry and heads rolled.
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
3.7 stars
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