Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day
Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.
|1.||My cousin works in a chocolate shop. He works behind the bar.
A purson - Malaysia
|2.||The policemen said if I didn't pay my library fine he would have to book me.|
|3.||The doctor graduated bypassing the medical exam.|
|4.||Going to bed with music on gave him sound sleep.|
|5.||What do mice wear on their feet? Squeakers!|
|6.||I'm competing for that stair climbing competition. Guess I better step up my game.
Hadrian Kwong - Hong Kong
|7.||Did you hear about the computer technician who received third degree burns? He touched the firewall.|
|8.||I can never understand my trigonometry teacher because he always talks in sine language.|
|9.||What did the dry erase marker say to the blackboard? Nothing! Dry erase markers don't chalk.
James - Washington, DC
|10.||Library rules regarding personal hygiene are a matter of lore and odor.
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY