Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day
Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.
|1.||He's got a phonographic memory. He repeats the exact same old lines like a scratched record.|
|2.||The carpenter came round the other day, he made the best entrance I have ever seen.|
|3.||The doors just broke, I could fix it, but it hinges on other things.|
|4.||He sold a batch of release spray to someone in jail but it was just a silly-con.|
|5.||Murder with knives is very messy, and I suggest not taking a stab at it.|
|6.||The forest had burned down, but now it's back by poplar demand.
Bob - Corvallis, OR
|7.||Broken puppets for sale. No strings attached.
HMA - Liverpool
|8.||Deep cuts were made in the guillotine industry and heads rolled.|
|9.||He was so skinny, his shoulder-blade kept cutting his shirts.
Papa Pete - Texas Hill Country
|10.||When I opened the first snow-pea pod, one fell out and rolled under the fridge. One might say it was an escapea.
Daniel - Australia