Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.

1. I am always sad when I go to the dentist, so I put on music and listen through my blue tooth headphones.
Toycoon - Skokie
3.0 stars
2. You use a lumberjack when your tree is flat.
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
3.0 stars
3. Before becoming a philosopher, Kant worked quality control on a vineyard. His most famous book is 'The Critique of Pure Raisin.'
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
1.9 stars
4. I am really getting tired of sleeping jokes!
Sebastien Butler - Sydney, Australia
2.1 stars
5. Where do witches bake their cookies? In a coven. 2.8 stars
6. The man's pants zipper broke, but he fixed it on the fly.
The Tim Guy - Over there.
3.6 stars
7. Why did the cyclist not win the race? He wasn't pumped up. 2.6 stars
8. What do you call keys born on the same day? Twinkies! 3.0 stars
9. Tire stores are highway rubbery.
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
2.9 stars
10. When the gastroenterologist retired, he threw in the bowel.
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
2.6 stars
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