Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day
Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.
|1.||My best friend and I attended culinary school together and then opened our own restaurant. I guess we are taste buds.
Bill - New Orleans
|2.||Doctors send patients to pool halls to find remarkable cuers.
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
|3.||I tried talking to my dentist during a cleaning, but my words got flossed in translation.
Adam Charach - Holbrook, NY
|4.||I had a problem with my boiled egg this morning. I've cracked it now!
Twiggyspellcaster - Peterborough
|5.||I ordered that a vault and speakers be delivered at my home yesterday. They arrived safe and sound.
Obscvrvx - Cyprus, Turkey
|6.||He was worried he would get a parking ticket. It was a case of mind over meter.
ben - London
|7.||My dentist is sneaky. He pulled a fast one!
Papa Pete - United States
|8.||A tree arborist felt needled when asked to branch out and be limber while trimming pine forest last week.|
|9.||Any type of criticism would aggregate the builder including constructive criticism.
Randy - Defiance, OH
|10.||Often what separates a good pun, from a great one, is just a matter of 'clause and effect'.
Dr. Dirt - Alaska