Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.

1. I have trouble digesting chick peas - whenever I eat hummus, I falafel.
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
3.0 stars
2. When I promise to come up with a maternity pun, I deliver!
Ricardo - Illinois
3.5 stars
3. Leaving myself out of my own photo was selfie-facing.
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
2.4 stars
4. I lost my rare deck of Tarot cards. I was sad. They cost me a fortune.
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
3.4 stars
5. I saw a shooting star last night, that was all I could have wished for.
Ron - Sofia
2.7 stars
6. A quarter-acre of undeveloped land may not seem like much to some people, but to me it's a lot.
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR
4.2 stars
7. The petroleum industry is exploiting shale to extract fuel or a reasonable fracksimile.
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
2.2 stars
8. I was really on fire when I got my third degree!
Sivanandan - Sydney
3.7 stars
9. I couldn't think of a grate cheese pun so I thought a mature one would brie better. 2.2 stars
10. Why don't they have mirrors at the self-checkout lines in the grocery stores? It doesn't reflect well on management.
Earle - Colorado
2.2 stars

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