Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.

1. Despite pressure to clean up their act, most dirtbags live in a vacuum.
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
3.0 stars
2. Eating oysters can help you increase your mussel tone.
Joseph - Brooklyn, NY
3.0 stars
3. I need Gestalt reasoning like I need a whole in the head.
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
2.6 stars
4. You heard about drug dealers being interrogated by the police? They do crack. 3.1 stars
5. Sponges are easy prey for divers, lacking poriferal vision.
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
2.6 stars
6. My shrink assures me that my obsession with the formalization of puns is just a 'phrase I'm going through'.
Dr. Dirt - Alaska
3.4 stars
7. The next iPhone will be a huge 6s!
Marc - San Jose, CA
2.8 stars
8. The Hungarian inventor bought a baby bear. It became known as Rubik's cub.
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
2.4 stars
9. I shouted from a mountaintop in Italy and a famous author answered. I definitely heard an Eco.
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
2.2 stars
10. When the train conductor got unfairly railroaded by his boss, his life immediately began going down the wrong track.
Randy - Ohio
3.8 stars
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