Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.

1. He's got a phonographic memory. He repeats the exact same old lines like a scratched record.
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
3.0 stars
2. The carpenter came round the other day, he made the best entrance I have ever seen. 3.0 stars
3. The doors just broke, I could fix it, but it hinges on other things. 3.3 stars
4. He sold a batch of release spray to someone in jail but it was just a silly-con.
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
2.3 stars
5. Murder with knives is very messy, and I suggest not taking a stab at it. 2.9 stars
6. The forest had burned down, but now it's back by poplar demand.
Bob - Corvallis, OR
3.5 stars
7. Broken puppets for sale. No strings attached.
HMA - Liverpool
4.0 stars
8. Deep cuts were made in the guillotine industry and heads rolled.
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
3.8 stars
9. He was so skinny, his shoulder-blade kept cutting his shirts.
Papa Pete - Texas Hill Country
2.5 stars
10. When I opened the first snow-pea pod, one fell out and rolled under the fridge. One might say it was an escapea.
Daniel - Australia
3.5 stars
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