Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day
Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.
|1.||I am always sad when I go to the dentist, so I put on music and listen through my blue tooth headphones.
Toycoon - Skokie
|2.||You use a lumberjack when your tree is flat.|
|3.||Before becoming a philosopher, Kant worked quality control on a vineyard. His most famous book is 'The Critique of Pure Raisin.'
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
|4.||I am really getting tired of sleeping jokes!
Sebastien Butler - Sydney, Australia
|5.||Where do witches bake their cookies? In a coven.|
|6.||The man's pants zipper broke, but he fixed it on the fly.
The Tim Guy - Over there.
|7.||Why did the cyclist not win the race? He wasn't pumped up.|
|8.||What do you call keys born on the same day? Twinkies!|
|9.||Tire stores are highway rubbery.|
|10.||When the gastroenterologist retired, he threw in the bowel.|