Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.


1. Old artists never retire they withdraw!
Sivanandan - Sydney
3.0 stars
2. Last year's bonfire permit has ex-pyred.
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
3.0 stars
3. For years, the fad dieter ate everything with prickly pears - he now eats everything with sorghums.
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
3.0 stars
4. What do you do when balloons are hurt? You helium.
Emily - North America
3.0 stars
5. I can spread, butter won't. 3.0 stars
6. Oncology is the study of car horns.
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
3.0 stars
7. Where do baby spoons come from? The spork delivers them.
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
3.0 stars
8. The poet wrote an ode about a tractor. It was a classic case of man verses machine.
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
3.0 stars
9. Lungs are a pair of windbags.
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
3.0 stars
10. Husbands wedded to shopaholic wives face severe economic downtown turns!
Sivanandan - Sydney
1.6 stars

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