Funniest Puns and Jokes (Pun of the Day)

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1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. 4.2 stars
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. 4.2 stars
3. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down. 4.2 stars
4. I don't trust these stairs because they're always up to something.
LEP DOG - south Africa
4.1 stars
5. It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
reif - hawaii
4.1 stars
6. I used to be a banker but I lost interest 4.1 stars
7. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink. 4.1 stars
8. I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.
Holloway - Califonia
4.1 stars
9. My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.
Lola - Salina, KS
4.1 stars
10. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC
4.0 stars
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