Funniest Puns and Jokes (Pun of the Day)

Funny puns - as voted by visitors to this site.
1. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. 4.2 stars
2. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down. 4.2 stars
3. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. 4.2 stars
4. I used to be a banker but I lost interest 4.2 stars
5. It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
reif - hawaii
4.1 stars
6. I don't trust these stairs because they're always up to something.
LEP DOG - south Africa
4.1 stars
7. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink. 4.1 stars
8. A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.
Tom - UK
4.1 stars
9. The one who invented the door knocker got a No-bell prize. 4.1 stars
10. Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming. 4.0 stars
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