Funniest Puns and Jokes (Pun of the Day)Funny puns - as voted by visitors to this site.
|1.||I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.|
|2.||I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.
Allister - Oklahoma
|3.||Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.|
|4.||A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
BagFaceMan - England
|5.||I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.|
|6.||I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.|
|7.||Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.|
|8.||Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.|
|9.||Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.|
|10.||When notes get in treble, bass-ically they get put behind bars. The alto-nate punishment is to push them off a clef and hope they land flat on sharp objects.
Allan Cao - Canada