Funniest Puns and Jokes (Pun of the Day)Funny puns - as voted by visitors to this site.
|1.||I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.|
|2.||Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.|
|3.||I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.|
|4.||I used to be a banker but I lost interest|
|5.||It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
reif - hawaii
|6.||A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.
Tom - UK
|7.||I don't trust these stairs because they're always up to something.
LEP DOG - south Africa
|8.||Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.|
|9.||A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence.|
|10.||I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC