Funniest Puns and Jokes (Pun of the Day)

Funny puns - as voted by visitors to this site.
1. I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.
Allister - Oklahoma
4.1 stars
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. 4.1 stars
3. I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind. 4.1 stars
4. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. 4.1 stars
5. A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
BagFaceMan - England
4.1 stars
6. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down. 4.1 stars
7. It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
reif - hawaii
4.1 stars
8. I used to be a banker but I lost interest 4.1 stars
9. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink. 4.1 stars
10. My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.
Lola - Salina, KS
4.0 stars
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