Funniest Puns and Jokes (Pun of the Day)

Funny puns - as voted by visitors to this site.
1. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. 4.2 stars
2. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. 4.2 stars
3. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
Tori
4.2 stars
4. It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
reif - hawaii
4.2 stars
5. I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.
Holloway - Califonia
4.1 stars
6. The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester.
Randy - Defiance, OH
4.1 stars
7. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC
4.1 stars
8. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink. 4.1 stars
9. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. 4.0 stars
10. To write with a broken pencil is pointless. 4.0 stars


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