Funniest Puns and Jokes (Pun of the Day)

Funny puns - as voted by visitors to this site.
1. I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind. 4.2 stars
2. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. 4.1 stars
3. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. 4.1 stars
4. A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
BagFaceMan - England
4.1 stars
5. I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.
Allister - Oklahoma
4.1 stars
6. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down. 4.1 stars
7. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink. 4.1 stars
8. It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
reif - hawaii
4.1 stars
9. I used to be a banker but I lost interest 4.0 stars
10. I don't trust these stairs because they're always up to something.
LEP DOG - south Africa
4.0 stars
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