Funniest Puns and Jokes (Pun of the Day)

Funny puns - as voted by visitors to this site.

1.	I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2.	Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
3.	I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me. duncan - Victoria, BC
4.	A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
5.	There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'. Dave H - Hayward CA
6.	He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
7.	It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it. reif - hawaii
8.	A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.
9.	To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
10.	A hungry traveller stops at a monastery and is taken to the kitchens. A brother is frying chips. 'Are you the friar?' he asks. 'No. I'm the chip monk,' he replies. St Crispun - Southampton UK