Funniest Puns and Jokes (Pun of the Day)
Funny puns - as voted by visitors to this site.| 1. | I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. | |
| 2. | Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. | |
| 3. | I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me. duncan - Victoria, BC
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| 4. | A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it. | |
| 5. | There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'. Dave H - Hayward CA
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| 6. | He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends. | |
| 7. | It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it. reif - hawaii
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| 8. | A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'. | |
| 9. | To write with a broken pencil is pointless. | |
| 10. | A hungry traveller stops at a monastery and is taken to the kitchens. A brother is frying chips. 'Are you the friar?' he asks. 'No. I'm the chip monk,' he replies. St Crispun - Southampton UK
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