Funniest Puns and Jokes (Pun of the Day)

Funny puns - as voted by visitors to this site.

1.	I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2.	Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
3.	There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'. Dave H - Hayward CA
4.	I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me. duncan - Victoria, BC
5.	It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it. reif - hawaii
6.	A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
7.	He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
8.	Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
9.	The cowboy that got fired from his ranch job wasn't crazy, he was just deranged. kardwizard - Beaverton, Oregon
10.	To write with a broken pencil is pointless.