Funniest Puns and Jokes (Pun of the Day)

Funny puns - as voted by visitors to this site.

1.	Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
2.	I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
3.	I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down. Tori -
4.	It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it. reif - hawaii
5.	I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy. Holloway - Califonia
6.	I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me. duncan - Victoria, BC
7.	I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it. Sammy - Ottawa
8.	There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'. Dave H - Hayward CA
9.	Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
10.	The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up. Kady - NC