Funniest Puns and Best Jokes
Funny puns and the best jokes as voted for by you!
|1.||Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.|
|2.||Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.|
|3.||I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.|
|4.||I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.
Allister - Oklahoma
|5.||Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out.|
|6.||I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.|
|7.||A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
BagFaceMan - England
|8.||Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.|
|9.||Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.|
|10.||The shoemaker did not deny his apprentice anything he needed. He gave his awl.
RJS - New Zealand