Great One Liners of the Month

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Current Positions for November 2015

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1. I just looked up the word 'apocalypse' in the dictionary. It was quite a revelation.
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR
3.7 stars
2. There was something going on in the bathroom, but I wasn't privy to the details.
oblongata - pinellas
3.4 stars
3. A surgeon's comments are incisive remarks.
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
3.3 stars
4. I really like the music by The Cars, you auto listen to it.
midtenn mike - gallatin, tn
3.3 stars
5. The Pinwheel joke didn't go around fast enough. 3.0 stars
6. The two congressmen disagreed about what sort of pan should be used to cook pancakes. Another example of griddlelock.
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
2.9 stars
7. The window company said it was pane full to reduce prices but they want to sill any deal possible. 2.8 stars
8. Once I tried illustrating currency books for a living. I never drew a dime.
Mylin - NJ
2.7 stars
9. I'm friends with my fist, although he can be quite a knuckle head. 2.6 stars
10. After the Hadron Collider was shut off, the surrounding atmosphere was a little Quarky.
Con-Cern'd physicists - Geneva, Switzerland
2.5 stars
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