Great One Liners of the Month

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Current Positions for June 2015

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1. My tailor is happy to make a pair of pants for me, or at least sew it seams.
Randall Woodman - United States
4.0 stars
2. You know the problem with grapes these days. People just aren't raisin them right. 4.0 stars
3. What do you say to impatient jockeys? Hold your horses.
reif - hawaii
3.7 stars
4. During the late baroque era, rococo composers began to think outside the Bachs.
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
3.5 stars
5. My phone has to wear glasses ever since it lost its contacts. 3.3 stars
6. When the scientist wanted to clone a deer, he bought a doe it yourself kit.
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
3.2 stars
7. I applied for a position at the hair-replacement company because I heard there was growth potential.
Adele - Bohemia, NY
3.2 stars
8. I visited an acupuncturist today. I was done in under an hour, he was quick and to the point.
Daunte - Colorado
3.1 stars
9. There is something missing from my flower bouquet she said lackadaiscally. 3.0 stars
10. Whoever had the bright idea to invent the flashlight? 3.0 stars
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