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Current Positions for December 2014
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|1.||The girl quit her job at the doughnut factory because she was fed up with the hole business.|
|2.||Let's just enjoy the time that's hours.
Hammer - New York
|3.||I was thinking that hot air balloon operators don't make very good friends. Sure they can be uplifting at times, but in the end they always bring you down.|
|4.||When the church posted the new, sped up service schedule on the plaza it was mass times acceleration squared.
Vince - Anchorage Ak
|5.||November: We start the month out stuffing ballots to elect some turkey, we end the month stuffing a turkey to increase our ballast.
Randy - Hillsboro, OR
|6.||The third degree is a diploma for successful criminals.
Joseph Leff - New York
|7.||I went to go see the movie 'Shrek' last weekend, it was so ogre rated.
Griffy - Indianapolis
|8.||After a berry successful attempt to produce a new line of crops, her dreams came to full fruition.
Punstigator - Detroit
|9.||What kind of crime is committed when a bird is attacked? A featheral offense.
Speedy - seattle
|10.||Two tropical fruits fought in a cage match - it was mango a mango.
kn - st paul, mn