Great One Liners of the Month - July 2017Select month and year to display
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|1.||Irresponsible financiers must be discredited.
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
|2.||Cost of living balloons due to high inflation!
Sivanandan - Sydney
|3.||Do you know why executioners never take on apprentices? They always get a head of themselves.
The Executioners Apprentice - Hell
|4.||While walking through the jungle with a black marker, I spotted a leopard.|
|5.||Rather than be fired from the borscht factory, I beet them to the punch by telling them to take their job and schav it.
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
|6.||I wrote a novel about religious women. The library put it in the nun fiction section.
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
|7.||Along the West Coast, you can buy abalone shells for about $10 a nacre.
YawningFox - California
|8.||Pay for irony is wry bread.
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
|9.||It was a big pizza, but I ate olive it.|
|10.||A high rise condo can be uplifting or disappointing on so many levels. Then again, a bungalow can also be a little flat.|