Great One Liners of the Month

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Current Positions for September 2015

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1. So what if I don't know what apocalypse means!? It's not the end of the world! 4.1 stars
2. A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
BagFaceMan - England
4.1 stars
3. When my ice house falls apart igloo it back together.
EdC - Westport
3.8 stars
4. When the perfume factory magnate died it was discovered that he didn't leave his heirs a scent.
Toycoon - Skokie
3.6 stars
5. Economic experts report that while cactus sales have spiked, aquarium sales have tanked.
Faiz - France
3.6 stars
6. I asked Kermit the Frog what I should use to join the pieces of metal, but all he said was, 'Rivet, rivet.'
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
3.6 stars
7. My clock radio goes off with alarming frequency. 3.5 stars
8. What kind of bats like to hang from ropes? Acrobats.
Papa Pete - Texas Hill Country
3.3 stars
9. After the bank was robbed, the owner bought cows to beef up the security. 3.3 stars
10. It's the barbecue I've always wanted - the grill of my dreams!
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR
2.8 stars
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