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|1.||Broken puppets for sale. No strings attached.
HMA - Liverpool
|2.||I bought a ton of staples and pushpins all for $3.99, plus tacks.
Mylin - NJ
|3.||Deep cuts were made in the guillotine industry and heads rolled.|
|4.||When I opened the first snow-pea pod, one fell out and rolled under the fridge. One might say it was an escapea.
Daniel - Australia
|5.||The forest had burned down, but now it's back by poplar demand.
Bob - Corvallis, OR
|6.||Even the smallest egg farms are multi-layer organisations.|
|7.||When the drummer moved back in next door there were many repercussions.|
|8.||The doors just broke, I could fix it, but it hinges on other things.|
|9.||The carpenter came round the other day, he made the best entrance I have ever seen.|
|10.||I shouldn't have plugged my iPhone into the PC at the kitchen. It's now in the sync.|