Great One Liners of the Month

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Current Positions for November 2016


Vote for your favorite pun and see if it gets to number one!

1. Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out. 4.2 stars
2. I don't get people who stumble into mirrors. They need to watch themselves.
savyn - Bucharest
4.0 stars
3. Weight loss pills stolen this morning - police say suspects are still at large. 3.9 stars
4. Butchers link sausage to make ends meat.
reif - hawaii
3.8 stars
5. Where do you imprison a skeleton? In a rib cage. 3.8 stars
6. Tree trimmers do such a fantastic job, they should take a bough.
RB - Norfolk, VA
3.7 stars
7. I told Riley she eats too many pickles. She said to dill with it. 3.5 stars
8. What do you do to an open wardrobe? You closet. 3.3 stars
9. A sleeping bag is a nap sack.
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR
3.3 stars
10. I got a job in the transmission shop. It's shift work. 3.1 stars

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