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|1.||Teaching your slinky new tricks is like spring training.|
|2.||I ordered that a vault and speakers be delivered at my home yesterday. They arrived safe and sound.
Obscvrvx - Cyprus, Turkey
|3.||To me the prognosis of the proctologist was the beginning of the end!
Sivanandan - Sydney
|4.||I went out with a coal miner's daughter. I guess you could say I was carbon dated.
Toycoon - Skokie
|5.||What did the one crow say to the other? Give me a caw sometime.
My Call Show Brrr - United States
|6.||When the golfer with a serious iron deficiency went back to the doctor for a check-up he was told that he was still not out of the woods.
Randy - Defiance, OH
|7.||The athlete claimed he long jumped over 25 feet. Actually his best jump only measured 23 feet. This was a clear case of leap fraud.|
|8.||I tried talking to my dentist during a cleaning, but my words got flossed in translation.
Adam Charach - Holbrook, NY
|9.||My dentist is sneaky. He pulled a fast one!
Papa Pete - United States
|10.||Often what separates a good pun, from a great one, is just a matter of 'clause and effect'.|