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Current Positions for September 2014

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1. The historian loves reading about bobcats. They are lynx to the past.
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
3.5 stars
2. The President of the Ennui Club was chairman of the bored.
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
3.4 stars
3. What was the leader of Russia's favourite food? Czardines!
jjwees - Bako Ca.
3.4 stars
4. When his wife demanded that he give up polo, he decided to chukker.
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
3.4 stars
5. Does working for UPS make you a professional boxer? 3.2 stars
6. The hairless goat wished that it had mohair.
K.G. Ahern - Corvallis, OR
3.0 stars
7. The divers had to be careful, the octopus was heavily armed. 3.0 stars
8. An egg pulls a cart with a yolk.
Joseph Leff - Florida
3.0 stars
9. A yak is the star of an animal talk show.
Joseph Leff - Florida
3.0 stars
10. The misdirected astronaut wasn't exactly over the moon.
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
3.0 stars
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