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Current Positions for March 2017
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|1.||The hunter stir-fried his game because he liked to wok on the wild side.|
|2.||Cotton farming is a classic struggle of goods versus weevils.|
|3.||For summer vacation, I decided to go to north-eastern Spain and Basque in the sunshine.
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR
|4.||Once the pilot started lying about his flying, he went into a tale spin.
Carpun Diem - Houston, Texas
|5.||I got this new chapstick the other day. It's the balm!|
|6.||Seamstress is caused by wearing tight clothing.
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
|7.||How do you catch a bassoon? With a clarinet.
6th Chair - Michigan
|8.||Old artists never retire they withdraw!
Sivanandan - Sydney
|9.||Last year's bonfire permit has ex-pyred.|
|10.||For years, the fad dieter ate everything with prickly pears - he now eats everything with sorghums.|