Great One Liners of the Month

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Current Positions for March 2017

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1. The hunter stir-fried his game because he liked to wok on the wild side.
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
4.0 stars
2. Cotton farming is a classic struggle of goods versus weevils.
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
3.6 stars
3. For summer vacation, I decided to go to north-eastern Spain and Basque in the sunshine.
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR
3.4 stars
4. Once the pilot started lying about his flying, he went into a tale spin.
Carpun Diem - Houston, Texas
3.3 stars
5. I got this new chapstick the other day. It's the balm! 3.2 stars
6. Seamstress is caused by wearing tight clothing.
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
3.2 stars
7. How do you catch a bassoon? With a clarinet.
6th Chair - Michigan
3.1 stars
8. Old artists never retire they withdraw!
Sivanandan - Sydney
3.0 stars
9. Last year's bonfire permit has ex-pyred.
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
3.0 stars
10. For years, the fad dieter ate everything with prickly pears - he now eats everything with sorghums.
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
3.0 stars

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