Great One Liners of the Month

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Current Positions for May 2016


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1. When a female sheep turns around and goes the other way it makes a ewe turn.
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
4.0 stars
2. There is a special species of bird that is really good at holding stuff together. They are called velcrows. 4.0 stars
3. I would tell you a leech joke, but it would suck anyway. 4.0 stars
4. The museum curator was brilliant at judging sculptures and paintings. He displayed art official intelligence.
Fuzzy - Lexington, NC
3.6 stars
5. What do you call a tissue that is sleeping? A napkin. 3.6 stars
6. Crosswords are what you hear when you distract someone working on a puzzle.
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
3.4 stars
7. Why do trees have so many friends? They branch out. 3.2 stars
8. My watch broke yesterday, but I guess every clock has its time.
the sly fox - Amherst
3.2 stars
9. Washing dishes can be very draining. 3.1 stars
10. Don't waste kindness on a rotary engine - they never reciprocate.
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
3.0 stars

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