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1. The girl quit her job at the doughnut factory because she was fed up with the hole business. 3.9 stars
2. Let's just enjoy the time that's hours.
Hammer - New York
3.7 stars
3. I was thinking that hot air balloon operators don't make very good friends. Sure they can be uplifting at times, but in the end they always bring you down. 3.4 stars
4. When the church posted the new, sped up service schedule on the plaza it was mass times acceleration squared.
Vince - Anchorage Ak
3.0 stars
5. November: We start the month out stuffing ballots to elect some turkey, we end the month stuffing a turkey to increase our ballast.
Randy - Hillsboro, OR
3.0 stars
6. The third degree is a diploma for successful criminals.
Joseph Leff - New York
3.0 stars
7. I went to go see the movie 'Shrek' last weekend, it was so ogre rated.
Griffy - Indianapolis
3.0 stars
8. After a berry successful attempt to produce a new line of crops, her dreams came to full fruition.
Punstigator - Detroit
3.0 stars
9. What kind of crime is committed when a bird is attacked? A featheral offense.
Speedy - seattle
2.9 stars
10. Two tropical fruits fought in a cage match - it was mango a mango.
kn - st paul, mn
2.6 stars
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