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|1.||The tarantula found his partner online. He spider on the web.|
|2.||What do you get when you cross a snake and a plane? A Boeing Constrictor.|
|3.||Do birds know where they're going when they fly south for the winter or do they just wing it every time?
Andrew G - MA
|4.||The termite wanted to lose weight, so he started eating more lattice.
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
|5.||I've been trying to come up with a joke about a Mobius strip but I don't know where to begin.|
|6.||My dentist would simply not stop working on my teeth. He was abscessive compulsive.
Toycoon - Skokie
|7.||As the carburettor chuckled to the air filter, 'I guess the choke's on me!'
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
|8.||Does my great new smile denture ego?|
|9.||When the plant couldn't absorb water properly he sought a xylem.|
|10.||The new jail tunnel was a runaway success.|