Great One Liners of the Month

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Current Positions for June 2016


Vote for your favorite pun and see if it gets to number one!

1. This is what I like about chiropractors. They always have your back.
Maurice Negrete - Greensboro, NC
3.6 stars
2. Whoever served up the wine at that banquet did a pour job.
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR
3.4 stars
3. The invention of the lock was the key to success. 3.4 stars
4. The royal family moved into my neighborhood. They live Tudors down.
cdrainxv - North North America
3.3 stars
5. There were a bunch of pillows at the store. I took one and my friend took the rest.
Liz Padovani - San German, Puerto Rico, USA
3.3 stars
6. After eating the ship, the sea monster needed an Alka-Seltzer. He said, 'I can't believe I ate the hull thing.'
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
3.2 stars
7. I've heard about the rumors that I keep vats of acid at my home, but they're lyes -- all lyes!
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR
3.2 stars
8. A novice skier often jumps to contusions.
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
3.1 stars
9. A funny criminal is a silicon.
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
3.1 stars
10. Why don't miniature pumpkins go running with the bulls? They are afraid of being squashed or gourd.
kn - st paul, mn
3.0 stars

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