Great One Liners of the Month

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Current Positions for July 2016

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1. I wrote a book about birds. It flew off the shelf. 3.9 stars
2. Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs. 3.8 stars
3. When notes get in treble, bass-ically they get put behind bars. The alto-nate punishment is to push them off a clef and hope they land flat on sharp objects.
Allan Cao - Canada
3.8 stars
4. I used to work at a knife factory, but then it got dull. 3.6 stars
5. The skeleton was trying tibia little humerus. 3.5 stars
6. When you buy a cork board, do you pay thumb tax?
Adrian Drake - Pennsylvania, USA
3.4 stars
7. This year's flu is going viral.
Ascari - Newfoundland
3.2 stars
8. What do you call a piano built in Miami? The Florida Keys.
Ian - Canada
3.1 stars
9. Why can't you trust Satan's resume? The devil lies in the details.
reif - hawaii
3.1 stars
10. A mother squid gave birth and said, 'I had an inkling.'
Reid Porely - Charlotte, NC
3.1 stars

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