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Current Positions for April 2014

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1. My dog has a lot of potential, you just have to unleash it. 3.7 stars
2. I used to have a fear of boats, but that ship has sailed.
3.7 stars
3. When the statistics professor and the math professor wrote a cookbook together, they called it 'Pi A La Mode.'
Hyla Hope Harder - Oklahoma
3.6 stars
4. The linen shop gave their employees free bedding. Even their accountant had his own handmade spread sheet.
Hyla Hope Harder - Oklahoma
3.3 stars
5. Old carpenters never die, they just lumber around.
Bob - Corvallis, OR
3.2 stars
6. I was overruled at the measuring competition.
3.1 stars
7. A man who cannot read the sign that warns people from throwing garbage on the ground is illiterate. 3.0 stars
8. My stuffing was bad, so I got some sage advice.
rex - indy
3.0 stars
9. Marriage is hard but divorce usually goes off without a hitch.
2.8 stars
10. If you accidentally leave your fly down on a promising date, does that count as a Freudian zip?
Chris F. - United States
2.8 stars
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