Great One Liners of the Month

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Current Positions for March 2015

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1. I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.
Allister - Oklahoma
3.9 stars
2. The Rodent Club finished drafting their constitution, but it has yet to be ratified.
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
3.7 stars
3. People who take a lot of selfies are just trying to save face.
Earle - Fort Collins, CO
3.6 stars
4. The podiatry book used footnotes while the proctology book used endnotes. 3.6 stars
5. Some people say I'm addicted to summersaults, but that's just how I roll.
Esther - Michigan, US
3.5 stars
6. It was really crowded at the diet doctor's office but then it thinned out.
AnthonyD - Philadelphia PA
3.4 stars
7. When it comes to nourishment, a boa's best friend is his smother.
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
3.2 stars
8. Quasimodo bought a Ford Focus. It became known as the hatchback of Notre Dame.
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
3.2 stars
9. Art theft is a haul of frames.
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
3.2 stars
10. I don't know why my eyeglass lenses were steamed up. I was mystified.
Toycoon - Skokie
3.1 stars
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