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Current Positions for September 2014

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1. The divers had to be careful, the octopus was heavily armed. 3.8 stars
2. The historian loves reading about bobcats. They are lynx to the past.
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
3.6 stars
3. I had an account with a bank in the North Pole, but they froze all my assets.
K Singh - Coventry, UK
3.6 stars
4. I don't like tops of stairs. They always bring me down.
HMA - Liverpool
3.5 stars
5. Does working for UPS make you a professional boxer? 3.4 stars
6. The hairless goat wished that it had mohair.
K.G. Ahern - Corvallis, OR
3.4 stars
7. The President of the Ennui Club was chairman of the bored.
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
3.4 stars
8. What was the leader of Russia's favourite food? Czardines!
jjwees - Bako Ca.
3.4 stars
9. When his wife demanded that he give up polo, he decided to chukker.
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
3.3 stars
10. Cartoons produced by the Japanese government are animes of the state.
K.G. Ahern - Corvallis, OR
3.2 stars
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