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|1.||What do you call a bald monster? A lock-less monster.|
|2.||The Balloon family name died off when it ran out of heir.|
|3.||My friend quit working at the pin factory. He felt there was no point to the job.|
|4.||I think there are about 1-2 million baseball fields in the world, but that's just a ballpark number.
reif - hawaii
|5.||Why are you enjoying life while eating hotdogs? Because you're relishing the moment.|
|6.||Some undercover operatives are given blanket approvals!
Sivanandan - Sydney
|7.||I've been eating a lot of pasta lately I think it's becoming a part of my daily rotini!|
|8.||I went to my doctor and told the receptionist that I felt like a deck of cards. She said, 'Have a seat, and the doctor will deal with you when he can.'
rb - Norfolk, VA
|9.||What kind of pumpkin protects castles? A royal gourd!|
|10.||I have a bad, bad pain in my toe, no gout about it.
Thull - Az