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|1.||I wrote a book about birds. It flew off the shelf.|
|2.||Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs.|
|3.||When notes get in treble, bass-ically they get put behind bars. The alto-nate punishment is to push them off a clef and hope they land flat on sharp objects.
Allan Cao - Canada
|4.||I used to work at a knife factory, but then it got dull.|
|5.||The skeleton was trying tibia little humerus.|
|6.||When you buy a cork board, do you pay thumb tax?
Adrian Drake - Pennsylvania, USA
|7.||This year's flu is going viral.
Ascari - Newfoundland
|8.||What do you call a piano built in Miami? The Florida Keys.
Ian - Canada
|9.||Why can't you trust Satan's resume? The devil lies in the details.
reif - hawaii
|10.||A mother squid gave birth and said, 'I had an inkling.'
Reid Porely - Charlotte, NC