Great One Liners of the Month

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Current Positions for October 2016

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1. What do you call a bald monster? A lock-less monster. 4.0 stars
2. The Balloon family name died off when it ran out of heir. 3.8 stars
3. My friend quit working at the pin factory. He felt there was no point to the job. 3.7 stars
4. I think there are about 1-2 million baseball fields in the world, but that's just a ballpark number.
reif - hawaii
3.6 stars
5. Why are you enjoying life while eating hotdogs? Because you're relishing the moment. 3.1 stars
6. Some undercover operatives are given blanket approvals!
Sivanandan - Sydney
3.1 stars
7. I've been eating a lot of pasta lately I think it's becoming a part of my daily rotini! 3.0 stars
8. I went to my doctor and told the receptionist that I felt like a deck of cards. She said, 'Have a seat, and the doctor will deal with you when he can.'
rb - Norfolk, VA
3.0 stars
9. What kind of pumpkin protects castles? A royal gourd! 2.9 stars
10. I have a bad, bad pain in my toe, no gout about it.
Thull - Az
2.6 stars

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