Great One Liners of the Month - September 2017

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1. Why did the doctor accept a new patient? He figured he might as well give him a shot.
  3.9 stars
2. The baker had only half the flour he needed so he decided to make short bread.
  3.7 stars
Carpun Diem - Houston, Texas
3. A good meteor shower can really rock your world.
  3.7 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
4. A harbor master is in charge of berth control.
  3.3 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
5. A hair raising experience sounds pretty good to a bald guy.
  3.2 stars
Dr. Dirt - Alaska
6. Recently I read this book titled 'Democracy'. I like the author. Paul O'Ticks.
  3.1 stars
Sonny - UK
7. My washing machine broke down this morning, but I didn't get too agitated.
  3.0 stars
Simon - New Zealand
8. Veterinarians treat all animals except ducks - that would be quack medicine.
  3.0 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
9. Am I my brother's informant? I fink not!
  3.0 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
10. The teacher droned on and on about robots.
  2.5 stars
Gwen7154 - Langley, BC, Canada

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