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Current Positions for April 2016
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|1.||I knew a guy who collected candy canes, they were all in mint condition.|
|2.||Never discuss infinity with a mathematician, they can go on about it forever.
Guest - Dystopia
|3.||The only thing common between a stork and an obstetrician is the long bill.
Sundar - India
|4.||What is a thesaurus' favorite dessert? Synonym buns.
Jessica - Benton ky
|5.||I'm competing for that stair climbing competition. Guess I better step up my game.
Hadrian Kwong - Hong Kong
|6.||The plane flight brought my acrophobia to new heights.
Amandine - Earth
|7.||I can never understand my trigonometry teacher because he always talks in sine language.|
|8.||The deer population is staggering.
Eric - Oceanside, Ca
|9.||Did you hear about the computer technician who received third degree burns? He touched the firewall.|
|10.||The new restaurant owner was told to invite a warehouse staff for lunch because he heard they have good pallets.|