Great One Liners of the Month

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Current Positions for July 2015

Vote for your favorite pun and see if it gets to number one!

1. Proper punctuation can make the difference between a sentence that's well-written and a sentence that's, well, written.
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR
4.1 stars
2. I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind. 4.1 stars
3. The first time I used an elevator it was really uplifting, then it let me down.
JerryJokes - STL
3.8 stars
4. How do mountains see? They peak. 3.8 stars
5. Some aquatic mammals at the zoo escaped. It was otter chaos.
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
3.7 stars
6. My insurance did not cover acupuncture, so I got stuck with the bill.
Toycoon - Skokie
3.4 stars
7. Overworked physicists put too many ions in the fire.
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
3.3 stars
8. I hate elevators! They just drive me up the wall!
Isaac - Vancouver
3.2 stars
9. Did you hear about the submarine industry? It really took a dive. 3.1 stars
10. When I saw the White Cliffs of Dover, I realized that the old saying was true. Chalk is steep.
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
3.0 stars
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