Great One Liners of the Month

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Current Positions for April 2015

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1. Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking outside the box.
novowel - Illinois
4.0 stars
2. A sports coat worn on a hike is a trailblazer.
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
3.6 stars
3. I had plans to begin reading a book about sinkholes but they fell through.
Kayrun - United States
3.4 stars
4. I wonder if you can get through the locks of the Panama Canal with Florida Keys? 3.2 stars
5. What makes a pig pink? Pigment! 3.2 stars
6. My cousin has a callus on only one foot. Does that make her a unicorn?
Tmacky900 - Kzoo
3.1 stars
7. After the winter thaw, the entire neighborhood was able to start a slush fund for next year. 3.1 stars
8. I met a quantum physicist the other day, he had a few quarks. 3.0 stars
9. Sailing is like oil drilling because they're both crewed businesses.
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
3.0 stars
10. I tried to update my computer this morning but it wouldn't work. After several attempts, I had that syncing feeling.
Toycoon - Skokie
2.8 stars
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