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1. The tarantula found his partner online. He spider on the web.
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
3.8 stars
2. What do you get when you cross a snake and a plane? A Boeing Constrictor. 3.7 stars
3. Do birds know where they're going when they fly south for the winter or do they just wing it every time?
Andrew G - MA
3.7 stars
4. The termite wanted to lose weight, so he started eating more lattice.
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
3.7 stars
5. I've been trying to come up with a joke about a Mobius strip but I don't know where to begin. 3.5 stars
6. My dentist would simply not stop working on my teeth. He was abscessive compulsive.
Toycoon - Skokie
3.4 stars
7. As the carburettor chuckled to the air filter, 'I guess the choke's on me!'
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
3.3 stars
8. Does my great new smile denture ego?
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
3.0 stars
9. When the plant couldn't absorb water properly he sought a xylem. 3.0 stars
10. The new jail tunnel was a runaway success.
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
3.0 stars
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