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|1.||I just looked up the word 'apocalypse' in the dictionary. It was quite a revelation.
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR
|2.||There was something going on in the bathroom, but I wasn't privy to the details.
oblongata - pinellas
|3.||A surgeon's comments are incisive remarks.
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
|4.||I really like the music by The Cars, you auto listen to it.
midtenn mike - gallatin, tn
|5.||The Pinwheel joke didn't go around fast enough.|
|6.||The two congressmen disagreed about what sort of pan should be used to cook pancakes. Another example of griddlelock.
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
|7.||The window company said it was pane full to reduce prices but they want to sill any deal possible.|
|8.||Once I tried illustrating currency books for a living. I never drew a dime.
Mylin - NJ
|9.||I'm friends with my fist, although he can be quite a knuckle head.|
|10.||After the Hadron Collider was shut off, the surrounding atmosphere was a little Quarky.
Con-Cern'd physicists - Geneva, Switzerland