Great One Liners of the Month

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Current Positions for September 2016


Vote for your favorite pun and see if it gets to number one!

1. Arranging Goliath's funeral was a giant undertaking.
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
3.7 stars
2. Now that they allow us to wear jeans at the office everyday, I am no longer a slacker.
Rick Kelso - Kansas
3.4 stars
3. Labyrinths are amazing.
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
3.4 stars
4. I read this book about Mount Everest. It was quite the cliff hanger. 3.4 stars
5. The rise of the orthopedic doctor depends on the fall of the patients!
Sivanandan - Sydney
3.3 stars
6. A monster who likes to ring doorbells is a knock less monster.
Adele - Bohemia, NY
3.3 stars
7. Guys who drive in retractable convertibles with remote control often hoodwink others!
Sivanandan - Sydney
3.0 stars
8. Two carnivores eat steak when they meat.
reif - hawaii
3.0 stars
9. A few boxers were standing in a line. That's the punch line! 3.0 stars
10. Bookkeepers are problems for libraries.
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
3.0 stars

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