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Current Positions for November 2014

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1. I was going to tell you a joke about infinity, but it didn't have an ending! 4.0 stars
2. My son's spelling test consisted of synonyms of the word incorrect. He was able to write every wrong.
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
3.9 stars
3. I had a hand in the puppet show.
Adam Ruse - Australia
3.8 stars
4. I felt super exhausted after giving blood. It's such a draining procedure.
Punstigator - Detroit
3.8 stars
5. After manually rotating the heavy machinery, the worker grew very cranky.
Punstigator - Detroit
3.7 stars
6. If there was someone selling drugs in this place, weed know.
nkabc5 - EL Centro CA
3.5 stars
7. I had a friend that collected police cars, ambulances and fire trucks. It was an estate of emergency when he died.
Pat - Boone, NC
3.3 stars
8. Learning to dance is a two-step process.
kn - st paul, mn
3.2 stars
9. My friend has orchestra as her elective. She likes that it's her last class so she can end the day on a good note! 3.0 stars
10. I just left the worst food themed theme park ever. Goodbye, Gruel World!
Dutchtica - Netherlands
2.9 stars
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