Great One Liners of the Month

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Current Positions for February 2016

Vote for your favorite pun and see if it gets to number one!

1. The man's pants zipper broke, but he fixed it on the fly.
The Tim Guy - Over there.
3.6 stars
2. What do you call keys born on the same day? Twinkies! 3.0 stars
3. The scientist had trouble reducing the liquid, he just couldn't concentrate. 3.0 stars
4. I am always sad when I go to the dentist, so I put on music and listen through my blue tooth headphones.
Toycoon - Skokie
3.0 stars
5. You use a lumberjack when your tree is flat.
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
3.0 stars
6. Tire stores are highway rubbery.
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
2.9 stars
7. Where do witches bake their cookies? In a coven. 2.8 stars
8. Why did the cyclist not win the race? He wasn't pumped up. 2.6 stars
9. I am really getting tired of sleeping jokes!
Sebastien Butler - Sydney, Australia
2.1 stars
10. Before becoming a philosopher, Kant worked quality control on a vineyard. His most famous book is 'The Critique of Pure Raisin.'
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
1.9 stars
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