Great One Liners of the Month

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Current Positions for January 2015

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1. I asked a librarian if she was free this afternoon, she said she was all booked up. 3.8 stars
2. A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.
Tom - UK
3.4 stars
3. How did Mister Nucleus escape from prison? Through the cell wall.
Mirak - Pakistan
3.4 stars
4. The testimony at the barbershop is mostly hair-say.
Dr. Dirt - Alaska
3.4 stars
5. If you can't differentiate a blue collar and white collar worker by his hands, it is callous indifference.
Sivanandan - Sydney
3.2 stars
6. I drove around the Indianapolis Motor Speedway on my John Deere. I was on a track tour.
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
3.1 stars
7. The second hand clock shop had to wind up business as time ran out!
Sivanandan - Sydney
3.0 stars
8. My calculator is broken. It was divided in half. 3.0 stars
9. It was boring to listen to the prisoner as he kept repeating how sorry he was for his crime. He was con trite.
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
3.0 stars
10. I decided not to go to Pisa, but I was leaning towards it.
Andrews Allen - United States
3.0 stars
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