Great One Liners of the Month - November 2017

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Current Positions for November 2017

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1. Circling vultures are a dead giveaway.
  4.0 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
2. Taxidermy is a job for stuffy people.
  3.9 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
3. Money launderers are filthy rich!
  3.9 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
4. Several states were delighted by the solar eclipse.
  3.8 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
5. The obstetricians seem to celebrate labor day every day.
  3.2 stars
Ventricular Storms - New Hampshire
6. I have learned how to take a compliment because I'm not usually offered any.
  3.0 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
7. Eating breakfast in front of the TV at the same time every day turns the meal into a serial.
  3.0 stars
stevesw - USA
8. Great batsmen in cricket retire because they can't push their boundaries further in their field!
  2.9 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
9. She comes from a long line of slow check out operators.
  2.8 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
10. A university is a city in outer space.
  2.7 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY

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