Great One Liners of the Month
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| 1. | The cowboy that got fired from his ranch job wasn't crazy, he was just deranged. kardwizard - Beaverton, Oregon
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| 2. | When making butter there is little margarine for error. Cole - Edmonton
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| 3. | The food taster quit his job because he had too much on his plate. Adam Uddin |
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| 4. | Did you hear about the nervous preacher? He had sweaty psalms. B.fitz - Edmonton
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| 5. | When I first tried the new cough syrup, I really had no idea what to expectorate. | |
| 6. | Contrary to singers and guitarists, bass players are very low-key. Andreas - Athens, Greece
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| 7. | Hey Chad, Kenya shake Djibouti while dancing the Congo? Abhit |
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| 8. | If you think guests really enjoy your home movies, you are probably projecting. Kap'n Klystron - Nanuet, NY
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| 9. | Life ain't fair for a baby. They always get the bum wrap! Allyson - California
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| 10. | The intelligent entrepreneur's idea for designing catapults meant that his boss was completely thrown. Adam Uddin |
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