Great One Liners of the Month

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Current Positions for February 2017


Vote for your favorite pun and see if it gets to number one!

1. Whenever there is an earthquake the geologists are always quick to find fault.
Dr. Dirt - Alaska
4.0 stars
2. I once got into so much debt that I couldn't even afford my electricity bills, they were the darkest times of my life.
Jack Merry - Leicester
4.0 stars
3. An angry skunk reeks his vengeance.
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
3.6 stars
4. The way he fawned over her was quite endearing.
Carpun Diem - Houston, Texas
3.5 stars
5. Instead of being rewarded for his invention, Dr. Guillotine was charged with neckless endangerment.
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
3.3 stars
6. In an effort to smooth things over and resolve their differences one gladiator said to the other, 'Let's bury the hatchet and go clubbing'.
Dr. Dirt - Alaska
3.0 stars
7. Models of dragons are not to scale. 3.0 stars
8. Watching a fishbowl is right up my alley.
Carpun Diem - Houston, Texas
3.0 stars
9. There was an overflow audience at the new dam dedication.
Carpun Diem - Houston, Texas
3.0 stars
10. My wife wants our daughter to marry a stable guy. How about the jockey or better yet the groom?
Jan Pawel - New England
2.8 stars

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