Great One Liners of the Month - January 2018

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Current Positions for January 2018

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1. I spent a summer working on a rabbit farm. It was a hare raising experience.
  3.9 stars
2. I lost my job at the quarry, I guess you could say I've hit rock bottom.
  3.7 stars
Nick - Saginaw, Michigan
3. There was a joke about fishing I was going to tell you. Oh no, I forgot the line!
  3.6 stars
4. When orders for acetone, benzene and methanol plummeted, the chemical plant became insolvent.
  3.6 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
5. Moonlighting at stand-up comedy, the baker was known for his rye humor.
  3.2 stars
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR
6. A drummer who became a policeman was pounding a beat.
  3.1 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
7. The life of a lens maker is a real grind.
  3.0 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
8. So you went to a bread factory? Guess you had a crummy day.
  3.0 stars
9. I got a job working in a hayfield. After one day I bailed.
  3.0 stars
Kelly Street - Oakland CA
10. There's no definitive way to tell if someone is completely colour-blind. There's a lot of grey area.
  2.9 stars

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