Great One Liners of the Month - May 2017

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Current Positions for May 2017


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1. A quarter-acre of undeveloped land may not seem like much to some people, but to me it's a lot.
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR
4.2 stars
2. Eager for some bargains, she was itching to get to the flea market.
Carpun Diem - Houston, Texas
4.0 stars
3. I was really on fire when I got my third degree!
Sivanandan - Sydney
3.7 stars
4. I collect vintage time pieces. When I see one I like at online auction, I put it on my watch list.
Toycoon - Skokie
3.7 stars
5. When I promise to come up with a maternity pun, I deliver!
Ricardo - Illinois
3.5 stars
6. I lost my rare deck of Tarot cards. I was sad. They cost me a fortune.
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
3.4 stars
7. Why are hermits always penniless? Because they are loaners.
stevesw - usa
3.4 stars
8. Puppies learn how to behave by following a strict dogma.
Carpun Diem - Houston, Texas
3.3 stars
9. After spending all day grinding up tree bark and branches the worker was remarkably chipper afterwards. 3.2 stars
10. I have written several papers regarding weather effects. I saved them all in the cloud.
Nick - Rising Sun, IN
3.1 stars

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