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Current Positions for June 2015
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|1.||My tailor is happy to make a pair of pants for me, or at least sew it seams.
Randall Woodman - United States
|2.||You know the problem with grapes these days. People just aren't raisin them right.|
|3.||What do you say to impatient jockeys? Hold your horses.
reif - hawaii
|4.||During the late baroque era, rococo composers began to think outside the Bachs.
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
|5.||My phone has to wear glasses ever since it lost its contacts.|
|6.||When the scientist wanted to clone a deer, he bought a doe it yourself kit.
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
|7.||I applied for a position at the hair-replacement company because I heard there was growth potential.
Adele - Bohemia, NY
|8.||I visited an acupuncturist today. I was done in under an hour, he was quick and to the point.
Daunte - Colorado
|9.||There is something missing from my flower bouquet she said lackadaiscally.|
|10.||Whoever had the bright idea to invent the flashlight?
Justice King - USA