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|1.||Wounds heal better if they are covered. This is an example of gauze and effect.
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
|2.||The inventor of pantyhose really left us quite a legacy.
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR
|3.||How did the Dermatologist and the Dentist afford their new mansion? By the skin of their teeth.|
|4.||Religious vultures prey for their food.
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
|5.||The food they serve to guards can last for sentries.|
|6.||Ralph was kicked off the skydiving team because he couldn't chute straight.|
|7.||A moat protects a castle in a round-about way.
LCDRKen - Houston, Texas
|8.||The forensic psychologist was irritable because judges and juries tried his patients.
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
|9.||My sister was telling me about our cousin. I have to say, he sounds familia.
Isabuscus - Alternia
|10.||To win Olympic Gold in cycling, you must put the pedal to the medal.
reif - hawaii