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|1.||Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out.|
|2.||I don't get people who stumble into mirrors. They need to watch themselves.
savyn - Bucharest
|3.||Weight loss pills stolen this morning - police say suspects are still at large.|
|4.||Butchers link sausage to make ends meat.
reif - hawaii
|5.||Where do you imprison a skeleton? In a rib cage.|
|6.||Tree trimmers do such a fantastic job, they should take a bough.
RB - Norfolk, VA
|7.||I told Riley she eats too many pickles. She said to dill with it.|
|8.||What do you do to an open wardrobe? You closet.|
|9.||A sleeping bag is a nap sack.
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR
|10.||I got a job in the transmission shop. It's shift work.|