Great One Liners of the Month

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Current Positions for April 2016

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1. I knew a guy who collected candy canes, they were all in mint condition. 4.0 stars
2. Never discuss infinity with a mathematician, they can go on about it forever.
Guest - Dystopia
3.8 stars
3. The only thing common between a stork and an obstetrician is the long bill.
Sundar - India
3.8 stars
4. What is a thesaurus' favorite dessert? Synonym buns.
Jessica - Benton ky
3.8 stars
5. I'm competing for that stair climbing competition. Guess I better step up my game.
Hadrian Kwong - Hong Kong
3.7 stars
6. The plane flight brought my acrophobia to new heights.
Amandine - Earth
3.5 stars
7. I can never understand my trigonometry teacher because he always talks in sine language. 3.2 stars
8. The deer population is staggering.
Eric - Oceanside, Ca
3.2 stars
9. Did you hear about the computer technician who received third degree burns? He touched the firewall. 3.0 stars
10. The new restaurant owner was told to invite a warehouse staff for lunch because he heard they have good pallets. 3.0 stars
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