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1. I tried talking about our future but she just kept bringing up my past. It was a tense conversation.
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
3.9 stars
2. Funniness and cleverness have always been two notable factors for rating puns, but the third has groan in significance.
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
3.9 stars
3. With copper unavailable, continued operation of the mint would make no cents.
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
3.8 stars
4. You can't sing with a mouthful of garbanzo beans, so hummus a tune.
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
3.7 stars
5. People who lack the patience for calligraphy will never have properly formed characters.
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
3.7 stars
6. I used to have a pet leech. It was attached to me.
Aaron - Indiana
3.5 stars
7. The student had such a big assignment, he had to burn his kindle at both ends.
Hyla Hope Harder - Oklahoma
3.4 stars
8. Gossipy monkeys are blab-boons.
Joseph - Florida
3.2 stars
9. I gave my stressed out feline too much elixir. Now it's catatonic.
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
3.1 stars
10. My trip to the Grand Canyon cost a hole lot of money and gorged my bank account butte it was worth it!
Hyla Hope Harder - Oklahoma
3.1 stars
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