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Current Positions for September 2015
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|1.||So what if I don't know what apocalypse means!? It's not the end of the world!|
|2.||A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
BagFaceMan - England
|3.||When my ice house falls apart igloo it back together.
EdC - Westport
|4.||When the perfume factory magnate died it was discovered that he didn't leave his heirs a scent.
Toycoon - Skokie
|5.||Economic experts report that while cactus sales have spiked, aquarium sales have tanked.
Faiz - France
|6.||I asked Kermit the Frog what I should use to join the pieces of metal, but all he said was, 'Rivet, rivet.'
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
|7.||My clock radio goes off with alarming frequency.|
|8.||What kind of bats like to hang from ropes? Acrobats.
Papa Pete - Texas Hill Country
|9.||After the bank was robbed, the owner bought cows to beef up the security.|
|10.||It's the barbecue I've always wanted - the grill of my dreams!
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR