Great One Liners of the Month

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Current Positions for August 2015

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1. The salesman claimed the shoes were made from alligator, but I knew it was a crock.
Larry Levin - Illinois, US
4.1 stars
2. Where are average things made? In the satisfactory. 4.0 stars
3. If climate change is causing the sea level to rise, does that mean that the oceans are getting too big for their beaches?
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
4.0 stars
4. Learning to walk in high heels will keep you on your toes.
Papa Pete - Texas Hill Country
3.5 stars
5. I was just diagnosed as having a hernia. My wife and kids are setting up a truss fund.
Toycoon - Skokie
3.5 stars
6. When the farmer died, all his chickens were sold to the highest bidder. They would have preferred to stay on the farm, but auctions speak louder than birds.
Gerry B. - Canada
3.3 stars
7. I want to open a photo processing store in a developing country.
Toycoon - Skokie
3.2 stars
8. Telling a demolitionist how to do his job is destructive criticism.
Drew - MN
3.1 stars
9. When it was hot and sunny I saw a line of blokes outside a hairdressers. I thought what a lovely day to have a barber queue!
Hart of glass - Cambourne UK
3.0 stars
10. If I had it to do all over again, I'm sure I would overdo it.
Dr. Dirt - Alaska
3.0 stars
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