Great One Liners of the Month

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Current Positions for May 2015

Vote for your favorite pun and see if it gets to number one!

1. Teaching your slinky new tricks is like spring training.
Dr. Dirt - Alaska
3.7 stars
2. I ordered that a vault and speakers be delivered at my home yesterday. They arrived safe and sound.
Obscvrvx - Cyprus, Turkey
3.7 stars
3. To me the prognosis of the proctologist was the beginning of the end!
Sivanandan - Sydney
3.2 stars
4. I went out with a coal miner's daughter. I guess you could say I was carbon dated.
Toycoon - Skokie
3.1 stars
5. What did the one crow say to the other? Give me a caw sometime.
My Call Show Brrr - United States
3.1 stars
6. When the golfer with a serious iron deficiency went back to the doctor for a check-up he was told that he was still not out of the woods.
Randy - Defiance, OH
3.1 stars
7. The athlete claimed he long jumped over 25 feet. Actually his best jump only measured 23 feet. This was a clear case of leap fraud.
Dr. Dirt - Alaska
3.0 stars
8. I tried talking to my dentist during a cleaning, but my words got flossed in translation.
Adam Charach - Holbrook, NY
3.0 stars
9. My dentist is sneaky. He pulled a fast one!
Papa Pete - United States
2.9 stars
10. Often what separates a good pun, from a great one, is just a matter of 'clause and effect'.
Dr. Dirt - Alaska
2.8 stars
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