Bad Puns - the Worst Puns from Pun of the Day

These are the worst puns as downvoted by visitors to the site.

1. Why did the man go to a lot of church cook-outs? Because it's hard to find a good grill.
  2.1 stars
Steve - Pittsburgh, PA
2. People in medieval days were always hanging out by the gallows.
  2.1 stars
3. They tore strips off my dog before kicking him off that logging ship. He was disembarked.
  2.1 stars
Irish Limbo - Auckland
4. The book had a hint of foreshadowing.
  2.1 stars
5. What does a guy need to do on this site to get a pun posted? Put a stamp on it?
  2.1 stars
Dr.Dirt - Anchorage, AK
6. Buying a car is quite a show which is why car salespeople use a showroom.
  2.1 stars
7. I recycle. I just bought a used Harley.
  2.1 stars
Toycoon - Skokie
8. Caesar thought it would be smart to walk through the forum one evening. Beware the ideas of March.
  2.1 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
9. I need to drive to the shop to buy some ingredients for my guacamole but I don't avocado.
  2.1 stars
Jord - Byron Bay
10. In times like these the value of Chinese currency should make Americans pay attention. Instead, too many of us just yuan.
  2.1 stars
JA - Houston

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