Bad Puns - the Worst Puns from Pun of the Day
These are the worst puns as downvoted by visitors to the site.
|1.||The first Hangman to switch to electricity from the traditional cord was a good conductor, with an alternate code of conduct!
Sivanandan - Sydney
|2.||What do you get if Basil Brush is eating a four cheese pizza and he catches fire? Mozzarella FireFox.
Paul Cowen - UK
|3.||Did you hear about the owl that fell for twin comedians and had two wits to woo?
Irish Limbo - Auckland
|4.||The Hobbit was found at short notice.|
|5.||The water department staff said they would be fluid in answering all mystifying questions asked at a recent meeting.|
|6.||On my chicken farm, I own the birds scratching around on the ground in the barn, but I am paying off the ones sitting on the roosts - they are on higher perches.
RJS - New Zealand
|7.||Caesar thought it would be smart to walk through the forum one evening. Beware the ideas of March.
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
|8.||I tripped and cut my leg at a diner, people laughed at me but then the waitress fell on me adding in salt to injury.|
|9.||Why did the man go to a lot of church cook-outs? Because it's hard to find a good grill.
Steve - Pittsburgh, PA
|10.||The hamburgers had so little beef that even a microscopic tektite would be a little meteor.
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY