Bad Puns - the Worst Puns from Pun of the Day

These are the worst puns as downvoted by visitors to the site.

1. Is a reindeer with a bit in its mouth ... a case of indentured Cervid-tude?
  2.1 stars
arachis worm - Toronto,Canada
2. Why did the man go to a lot of church cook-outs? Because it's hard to find a good grill.
  2.1 stars
Steve - Pittsburgh, PA
3. Caesar thought it would be smart to walk through the forum one evening. Beware the ideas of March.
  2.1 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
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4. Doctor Otto Focus represented the very squintessence of bad optometry.
  2.1 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
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5. The first Hangman to switch to electricity from the traditional cord was a good conductor, with an alternate code of conduct!
  2.1 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
6. Philosophers are slaves to ponderlust.
  2.1 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
7. I can show you how to levitate using 'smoke and mirrors' if you don't mind suspending reality for a while.
  2.1 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
8. When a shipment of large fruit was delivered by boat to the warehouse, it was the first water mailin'.
  2.1 stars
rb - Norfolk, VA
9. They tore strips off my dog before kicking him off that logging ship. He was disembarked.
  2.1 stars
Irish Limbo - Auckland
10. How do you get yarn out of a snake? Wait until it sheds its skein.
  2.1 stars
Achy Pete - AC NJ

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