Bad Puns - the Worst Puns from Pun of the Day
These are the worst puns as downvoted by visitors to the site.
|1.||A lawyer who likes to go fishing is an attorney-at-lure.
Adele - Bohemia, NY
|2.||I'm blind enough to look at the situation in the wrong fashion, so I changed my clothes.|
|3.||Every November, Mark, a member of MENSA, wishes his peers 'Happy Thinksgiving!'
Hyla Hope Harder - Oklahoma
|4.||The English gentleman could not play cribbage. You can't put a squire peg in a round hole.
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
|5.||The self-styled pig-farmer charged for cruelty in court of law penned a swine statement that hamstrung the prosecution.
Sivanandan - Sydney
|6.||My father slept under the bed, I think he was a little potty.
Tony SL - Dublin
|7.||When cooking deep fried foods, you must ensure that the oil remains at a constant tempura-churro.|
|8.||Corporal Morel, always the life of the party, was a fun GI.
Carpun Diem - Houston, Texas
|9.||I was saddened to learn that my neighbor, who is a respiratory therapist, expired last week.
Toycoon - Skokie
|10.||In a club filled with booze, I make the crowd cheer.
saan solo - NYC