Bad Puns - the Worst Puns from Pun of the Day

These are the worst puns as downvoted by visitors to the site.

1. Philosophers are slaves to ponderlust.
  2.1 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
2. The swollen blood vessels in her legs were very quarrelsome - she had bellicose veins.
  2.1 stars
kn - st paul, mn
3. I tripped and cut my leg at a diner, people laughed at me but then the waitress fell on me adding in salt to injury.
  2.1 stars
4. Why did the man go to a lot of church cook-outs? Because it's hard to find a good grill.
  2.1 stars
Steve - Pittsburgh, PA
5. The first Hangman to switch to electricity from the traditional cord was a good conductor, with an alternate code of conduct!
  2.1 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
6. Is a reindeer with a bit in its mouth ... a case of indentured Cervid-tude?
  2.1 stars
arachis worm - Toronto,Canada
7. Caesar thought it would be smart to walk through the forum one evening. Beware the ideas of March.
  2.1 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
8. That British geometry teacher is kind of thick headed. What an obtuse Anglo.
  2.1 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
9. Did you hear about the owl that fell for twin comedians and had two wits to woo?
  2.1 stars
Irish Limbo - Auckland
10. How do you get yarn out of a snake? Wait until it sheds its skein.
  2.1 stars
Achy Pete - AC NJ

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