Bad Puns - the Worst Puns from Pun of the Day

These are the worst puns as downvoted by visitors to the site.

1. Johnny got his leg cut off in an accident. He's walking it off now.
  2.1 stars
2. In veterinary school we studied the brain of the hippopotamus. At that time most students stayed on the main campus, while I stayed on the hippocampus.
  2.1 stars
Toycoon - Skokie
3. How do you get yarn out of a snake? Wait until it sheds its skein.
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Achy Pete - AC NJ
4. Why did the man go to a lot of church cook-outs? Because it's hard to find a good grill.
  2.1 stars
Steve - Pittsburgh, PA
5. Fifth columnists of the fourth estate rated third grade, play a second fiddle to conspirators with their first-hand information!
  2.1 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
6. The first Hangman to switch to electricity from the traditional cord was a good conductor, with an alternate code of conduct!
  2.1 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
7. Doctor Otto Focus represented the very squintessence of bad optometry.
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Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
8. Caesar thought it would be smart to walk through the forum one evening. Beware the ideas of March.
  2.1 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
9. Lazy people worship a bone idol.
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HMA - Liverpool
10. They tore strips off my dog before kicking him off that logging ship. He was disembarked.
  2.1 stars
Irish Limbo - Auckland

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