Bad Puns - the Worst Puns from Pun of the Day

These are the worst puns as downvoted by visitors to the site.

1. A lawyer who likes to go fishing is an attorney-at-lure.
Adele - Bohemia, NY
2.1 stars
2. I'm blind enough to look at the situation in the wrong fashion, so I changed my clothes. 2.1 stars
3. Every November, Mark, a member of MENSA, wishes his peers 'Happy Thinksgiving!'
Hyla Hope Harder - Oklahoma
2.1 stars
4. The English gentleman could not play cribbage. You can't put a squire peg in a round hole.
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
2.1 stars
5. The self-styled pig-farmer charged for cruelty in court of law penned a swine statement that hamstrung the prosecution.
Sivanandan - Sydney
2.1 stars
6. My father slept under the bed, I think he was a little potty.
Tony SL - Dublin
2.1 stars
7. When cooking deep fried foods, you must ensure that the oil remains at a constant tempura-churro. 2.1 stars
8. Corporal Morel, always the life of the party, was a fun GI.
Carpun Diem - Houston, Texas
2.1 stars
9. I was saddened to learn that my neighbor, who is a respiratory therapist, expired last week.
Toycoon - Skokie
2.1 stars
10. In a club filled with booze, I make the crowd cheer.
saan solo - NYC
2.1 stars

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