Bad Puns - the Worst Puns from Pun of the Day

These are the worst puns as downvoted by visitors to the site.

1. The first Hangman to switch to electricity from the traditional cord was a good conductor, with an alternate code of conduct!
Sivanandan - Sydney
2.2 stars
2. What do you get if Basil Brush is eating a four cheese pizza and he catches fire? Mozzarella FireFox. 2.2 stars
3. Did you hear about the owl that fell for twin comedians and had two wits to woo?
Irish Limbo - Auckland
2.1 stars
4. The Hobbit was found at short notice. 2.1 stars
5. The water department staff said they would be fluid in answering all mystifying questions asked at a recent meeting. 2.1 stars
6. On my chicken farm, I own the birds scratching around on the ground in the barn, but I am paying off the ones sitting on the roosts - they are on higher perches.
RJS - New Zealand
2.1 stars
7. Caesar thought it would be smart to walk through the forum one evening. Beware the ideas of March.
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
2.1 stars
8. I tripped and cut my leg at a diner, people laughed at me but then the waitress fell on me adding in salt to injury. 2.1 stars
9. Why did the man go to a lot of church cook-outs? Because it's hard to find a good grill.
Steve - Pittsburgh, PA
2.1 stars
10. The hamburgers had so little beef that even a microscopic tektite would be a little meteor.
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
2.1 stars

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