Bad Puns - the Worst Puns from Pun of the Day

These are the worst puns as downvoted by visitors to the site.

91. Smoking may have ruined my lungs but my fingers are match fit.
  1.9 stars
Irish Limbo - Auckland
92. Silver. Pretty solid.
  1.8 stars
93. Receiving a Nobel Prize is, nevertheless, a ringing endorsement.
  1.8 stars
Pens of a feather - Colorado
94. What do you call it when a bad-tempered old baker goes bankrupt? A curmudgeonly crumble.
  1.8 stars
Luke - Lansing, MI
95. I wanted to buy my wife some fancy soap, but she would not have a bar of it.
  1.8 stars
RJS - New Zealand
96. Is a seventeen-day-old infertile duck egg an absentee balut?
  1.8 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
97. Carly Simon was in a vineyard when she got the idea for the song, 'You're So Vine'.
  1.8 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
98. The wine cask maker had nothing to do. He was bordeaux.
  1.8 stars
99. The Greek god Pan loved cooking utensils.
  1.8 stars
PunGirl - Canada
100. The doorway was crushed when the transom was taken for ransom.
  1.8 stars
Papa Pete - Texas Hill Country

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