Bad Puns - the Worst Puns from Pun of the Day

These are the worst puns as downvoted by visitors to the site.

91. Receiving a Nobel Prize is, nevertheless, a ringing endorsement.
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Pens of a feather - Colorado
92. What do you call it when a bad-tempered old baker goes bankrupt? A curmudgeonly crumble.
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Luke - Lansing, MI
93. I wanted to buy my wife some fancy soap, but she would not have a bar of it.
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RJS - New Zealand
94. Did you hear about my friend who hired out vampires and poison, and my other friend who ate children? Could say the first one was the lessor of two evils.
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Simon - London
95. Carly Simon was in a vineyard when she got the idea for the song, 'You're So Vine'.
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SGT Snorkel - Iowa
96. The wine cask maker had nothing to do. He was bordeaux.
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97. The doorway was crushed when the transom was taken for ransom.
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Papa Pete - Texas Hill Country
98. Emergency crews responded to an accident involving an Ethiopian bread truck. There were multiple injeras.
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99. 'Good boy, good boy', the dog trainer muttered.
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JA - Houston
100. The Ferris wheel inventor is the father of the ride.
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Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY

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