Bad Puns - the Worst Puns from Pun of the Day

These are the worst puns as downvoted by visitors to the site.

101. The Greek god Pan loved cooking utensils.
  1.8 stars
PunGirl - Canada
102. The doorway was crushed when the transom was taken for ransom.
  1.8 stars
Papa Pete - Texas Hill Country
103. Did you hear about my friend who hired out vampires and poison, and my other friend who ate children? Could say the first one was the lessor of two evils.
  1.8 stars
Simon - London
104. Emergency crews responded to an accident involving an Ethiopian bread truck. There were multiple injeras.
  1.8 stars
105. 'Good boy, good boy', the dog trainer muttered.
  1.8 stars
JA - Houston
106. The Ferris wheel inventor is the father of the ride.
  1.8 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
107. The Hobbit was found at short notice.
  1.8 stars
108. If the founder of Playboy had become a lumberjack, would he be Hew Hefner?
  1.8 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
109. After Thanksgiving dinner, I was as stuffed as a turkey!
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110. Dorothy's dog, of the Wizard of Oz fame, always eats his food entirely - he never leaves any scraps because it's in toto.
  1.8 stars
Tom - St. Peter, MN

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