Bad Puns - the Worst Puns from Pun of the Day

These are the worst puns as downvoted by visitors to the site.

101. If the founder of Playboy had become a lumberjack, would he be Hew Hefner?
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SGT Snorkel - Iowa
102. After Thanksgiving dinner, I was as stuffed as a turkey!
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103. Digest is morbid humor.
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Joseph Leff - Florida
104. Dorothy's dog, of the Wizard of Oz fame, always eats his food entirely - he never leaves any scraps because it's in toto.
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Tom - St. Peter, MN
105. Library rules regarding personal hygiene are a matter of lore and odor.
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Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
106. The crumpled SUV gave evidence of its owner's finely-hooned driving skills.
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Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
107. Seesaw is how you find a woodcutter.
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Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
108. The cheap hotel was really a violin.
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Joseph Leff - Florida
109. Marie was curious about radium.
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Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
110. Once you get your bearings vectors are easy.
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pavja2 - ga

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