Bad Puns - the Worst Puns from Pun of the Day

These are the worst puns as downvoted by visitors to the site.

121. Tube tyres are not a patch on tubeless ones!
  1.7 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
122. Poultry farmers lay-off old layers to set off paltry income!
  1.7 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
123. The gourmet chef received an injection for a severe allergic reaction. He got an epi-cure.
  1.7 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
124. A taxidermist specializes in skin for cabs.
  1.7 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
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125. Reassuring his employees in the dry goods division that no one will lose their job, the president of a dairy corporation said, 'The company is in powder form!'.
  1.7 stars
Paul & Cali - Philippines
126. If you're being bothered by a profiterole, all you have to do is choux it away.
  1.7 stars
Scrabble817 - Woking, England
127. The chef said it would be rare moment if the waiter returned a steak with a burning issue after being so tender cooking it.
  1.7 stars
128. How did I meet Eve you ask? I rescued her from a gutter.
  1.7 stars
punnyfrank - Newberg, Oregon
129. Two crows kill a man. I guess you could say it was a murder, done by a murder!
  1.7 stars
130. The drunk went into the barbershop and said, 'Take a little off the tope.'
  1.7 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa

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