Bad Puns - the Worst Puns from Pun of the Day

These are the worst puns as downvoted by visitors to the site.

131. The truant officer caught several kids at the ice rink. They were playing hockey.
  1.7 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
132. When trying to curry favour with 16th Century French Protestants, it isn't what you know, it is Huguenot.
  1.7 stars
HMA - Liverpool
133. They say that Himalayan Roosters can lay eggs but why is that one screaming? Himalayan Rock Salt.
  1.7 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
134. Oncology is the study of car horns.
  1.6 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
135. The Egyptian cinema usherette sold religious icons in the daytime. Sometimes she got confused and called out, 'Get your choc isis here!'
  1.6 stars
heidi - Derby, UK
136. If you see cattle wearing shin pads then you know they are on a weight loss program to reduce grazing.
  1.6 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
137. Carrot is auto rust.
  1.6 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
138. To stop snow from entering your mouth in a blizzard you should grit your teeth!
  1.6 stars
Hart Of Glass - Cambridge
139. Guys who drive in retractable convertibles with remote control often hoodwink others!
  1.6 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
140. Outsourcing my favourite ketchup can not have been easy.
  1.6 stars
Irish Limbo - Auckland

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