Bad Puns - the Worst Puns from Pun of the Day

These are the worst puns as downvoted by visitors to the site.

141. If you see cattle wearing shin pads then you know they are on a weight loss program to reduce grazing.
  1.6 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
142. Guys who drive in retractable convertibles with remote control often hoodwink others!
  1.6 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
143. Carrot is auto rust.
  1.6 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
144. The truant officer caught several kids at the ice rink. They were playing hockey.
  1.6 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
145. To stop snow from entering your mouth in a blizzard you should grit your teeth!
  1.6 stars
Hart Of Glass - Cambridge
146. A fish was chasing me and the only thing I could do was to raun as fast as I could.
  1.6 stars
Merrick Sanders - NC, United States
147. The Egyptian cinema usherette sold religious icons in the daytime. Sometimes she got confused and called out, 'Get your choc isis here!'
  1.6 stars
heidi - Derby, UK
148. Outsourcing my favourite ketchup can not have been easy.
  1.6 stars
Irish Limbo - Auckland
149. Companies are called Firms because they take firm positions.
  1.6 stars
150. Shakespeare spent so much time at the Globe Theater because he was bored of Avon.
  1.6 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa

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