Bad Puns - the Worst Puns from Pun of the Day

These are the worst puns as downvoted by visitors to the site.

141. A dermatologist is a flesh man.
  1.6 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
142. Shakespeare spent so much time at the Globe Theater because he was bored of Avon.
  1.6 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
143. I was terrified anaesthetising my first big cat, but I had to feel the fur and do it anyway.
  1.6 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
144. Notary means insufficiently ventilated.
  1.6 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
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145. They are showing 'The Green Mile' at the big house today. It's a conflict.
  1.6 stars
Neil Williams - Sacramento, CA
146. Husbands wedded to shopaholic wives face severe economic downtown turns!
  1.5 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
147. I was late starting to put the insulation at the front and now I'm lagging behind.
  1.5 stars
Richard Allen - Walton-on-Thames
148. A sewer is a tailor.
  1.5 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
149. The hungry gophers each ate on a different route to the tree trunk.
  1.5 stars
stevesw - usa
150. Driving while using a cell phone is veer-inspiring.
  1.5 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY

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