Bad Puns - the Worst Puns from Pun of the Day

These are the worst puns as downvoted by visitors to the site.

151. Labor Day is a good time to stop and reflect on the august events of the preceding month.
  1.6 stars
Bob - Corvallis, OR
152. Notary means insufficiently ventilated.
  1.6 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
153. They are showing 'The Green Mile' at the big house today. It's a conflict.
  1.6 stars
Neil Williams - Sacramento, CA
154. Husbands wedded to shopaholic wives face severe economic downtown turns!
  1.5 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
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155. I was late starting to put the insulation at the front and now I'm lagging behind.
  1.5 stars
Richard Allen - Walton-on-Thames
156. Some head hunters resort to skulduggery.
  1.5 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
157. A sewer is a tailor.
  1.5 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
158. The hungry gophers each ate on a different route to the tree trunk.
  1.5 stars
stevesw - usa
159. I was going to buy a sweet shop but it would have cost me hundreds and thousands.
  1.5 stars
the mad hatter - doncaster
160. I think my toothbrush has been stolen by a demon. Hells teeth!
  1.5 stars

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