Bad Puns - the Worst Puns from Pun of the Day

These are the worst puns as downvoted by visitors to the site.

11. Is a reindeer with a bit in its mouth ... a case of indentured Cervid-tude?
  2.1 stars
arachis worm - Toronto,Canada
12. High school grammar books are parse for the course.
  2.1 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
13. I'm not a werewolf. Not that I'm aware of!
  2.1 stars
14. I used my skeleton key to get into the haunted house.
  2.1 stars
bill g - central nj
15. In veterinary school we studied the brain of the hippopotamus. At that time most students stayed on the main campus, while I stayed on the hippocampus.
  2.1 stars
Toycoon - Skokie
16. Fifth columnists of the fourth estate rated third grade, play a second fiddle to conspirators with their first-hand information!
  2.1 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
17. My horse was on the small side, so I decided to make him larger. I used a broncodilator.
  2.1 stars
rb - Norfolk, VA
18. They say it's easy to get your mind around introspection.
  2.1 stars
Papa Pete - Texas Hill Country
19. Does Santa take his sleigh to his magic class or does he take a luge in?
  2.1 stars
Irish Limbo - Auckland
20. A teacher harshly corrected a student on a math problem. I guess he got schooled.
  2.1 stars

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