Bad Puns - the Worst Puns from Pun of the Day

These are the worst puns as downvoted by visitors to the site.

11. I can show you how to levitate using 'smoke and mirrors' if you don't mind suspending reality for a while.
  2.1 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
12. I used my skeleton key to get into the haunted house.
  2.1 stars
bill g - central nj
13. I need to drive to the shop to buy some ingredients for my guacamole but I don't avocado.
  2.1 stars
Jord - Byron Bay
14. They say it's easy to get your mind around introspection.
  2.1 stars
Papa Pete - Texas Hill Country
15. Does Santa take his sleigh to his magic class or does he take a luge in?
  2.1 stars
Irish Limbo - Auckland
16. Philosophers are slaves to ponderlust.
  2.1 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
17. I'm not a werewolf. Not that I'm aware of!
  2.1 stars
18. I recycle. I just bought a used Harley.
  2.0 stars
Toycoon - Skokie
19. Family feuds are espoused!!
  2.0 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
20. Economists report that garden centers are attempting to stem a fall in the sales of fresh flowers.
  2.0 stars
Faiz - France

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