Bad Puns - the Worst Puns from Pun of the Day

These are the worst puns as downvoted by visitors to the site.

31. I raised my intelligence using my cranium.
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32. A TV repairman's job is to get set to work.
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Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
33. I asked Kermit the Frog what he was hunting for. He said, 'Rabbit, rabbit.'
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SGT Snorkel - Iowa
34. The statistician attended the dance stag. He didn't have any data.
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SGT Snorkel - Iowa
35. The hen passed her legacy to an egg that was heir today, gone tamago.
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Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
36. He knew his lot in life was to create the world's greatest mosquito repellant. He had a deet with destiny.
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SGT Snorkel - Iowa
37. To expectorate is bad grammar, because it is a spit infinitive.
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Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
38. A teacher harshly corrected a student on a math problem. I guess he got schooled.
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39. I hired a zombie to do some work around my house. He is the working dead.
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SGT Snorkel - Iowa
40. During the Christmas shopping season the department store staff became bow legged after wrapping hundreds of gifts.
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