Bad Puns - the Worst Puns from Pun of the Day

These are the worst puns as downvoted by visitors to the site.

41. It seems like it's always Patsy's fault.
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reif - hawaii
42. To expectorate is bad grammar, because it is a spit infinitive.
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Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
43. The man shed a tear as he saw his old storage space come down.
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Randy - Defiance, OH
44. After a long trek through the wilderness sleeping in a creek bed I was happy to get back home to my creaky bed.
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45. Lungs are a pair of windbags.
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Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
46. During the Christmas shopping season the department store staff became bow legged after wrapping hundreds of gifts.
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47. I asked Kermit the Frog what he was hunting for. He said, 'Rabbit, rabbit.'
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SGT Snorkel - Iowa
48. The health food customer purchased fibre optics from the optometry centre for accurate eyesight.
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49. Beansprouts? OK. So what are they now, then?
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Heidi 65 - Derby, UK
50. An artist calls his sketch pad a home.
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