Bad Puns - the Worst Puns from Pun of the Day

These are the worst puns as downvoted by visitors to the site.

51. Squirrels that just don't care anymore have been seen throwing cashews to the wind.
  2.0 stars
Dr. Dirt - Alaska
52. Dead sharks aren't be-whaled especially when they are lone sharks.
  2.0 stars
53. The purpose of the IT Service Department is to be a customer-server.
  2.0 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
54. I thought I only had enough flour to bake one loaf, but after I added yeast I had eleven breads.
  2.0 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
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55. A pig pen is filled with pink pigments and oink!
  2.0 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
56. Henry the VIII portrayed the monarchy badly. This gave birth to the concept of the 'royalty-free image'.
  2.0 stars
Arun - Bangalore
57. Of all my books, my favorite is the one I received last Christmas. There is no tome like the present.
  2.0 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
58. Under doctor's advice, I am laying off eggs for a while.
  2.0 stars
Bobby Chandran - Playa del Rey, CA. USA
59. He was a great mathematician, although he did leave naught behind for his family.
  2.0 stars
WindnWater - England
60. The very cause for varicose veins for cops on beat duty at traffic intersections is 'Standing Orders'.
  2.0 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney

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