Bad Puns - the Worst Puns from Pun of the Day

These are the worst puns as downvoted by visitors to the site.

51. The purpose of the IT Service Department is to be a customer-server.
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Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
52. A pig pen is filled with pink pigments and oink!
  2.0 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
53. Henry the VIII portrayed the monarchy badly. This gave birth to the concept of the 'royalty-free image'.
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Arun - Bangalore
54. Of all my books, my favorite is the one I received last Christmas. There is no tome like the present.
  2.0 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
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55. Is fear of sliced bacon irrational?
  2.0 stars
Irish Limbo - Auckland
56. He was a great mathematician, although he did leave naught behind for his family.
  2.0 stars
WindnWater - England
57. The very cause for varicose veins for cops on beat duty at traffic intersections is 'Standing Orders'.
  2.0 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
58. Under doctor's advice, I am laying off eggs for a while.
  2.0 stars
Bobby Chandran - Playa del Rey, CA. USA
59. Land surveyors do not retire they scale down and plan their final plot before they get landed into it!
  2.0 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
60. The swollen blood vessels in her legs were very quarrelsome - she had bellicose veins.
  2.0 stars
kn - st paul, mn

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