Bad Puns - the Worst Puns from Pun of the Day

These are the worst puns as downvoted by visitors to the site.

61. Under doctor's advice, I am laying off eggs for a while.
  2.0 stars
Bobby Chandran - Playa del Rey, CA. USA
62. He was a great mathematician, although he did leave naught behind for his family.
  2.0 stars
WindnWater - England
63. The very cause for varicose veins for cops on beat duty at traffic intersections is 'Standing Orders'.
  2.0 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
64. Land surveyors do not retire they scale down and plan their final plot before they get landed into it!
  2.0 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
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65. If you give your sweetie pretty flowers will she turn on her flirty powers.
  2.0 stars
Steve - Kansas
66. After buying a new pair of denim pants, the young man became very congenial the rest of day.
  2.0 stars
67. The triglyph commented, 'It's friezing in here.'
  2.0 stars
Steve O. - Texas
68. How can you get a drywall plasterer to finish the job? They barely start and then they stop.
  2.0 stars
RJS - New Zealand
69. Shredded Wheat - a breakfast cereal that used to play guitar solos.
  1.9 stars
HMA - Liverpool
70. To curb wastage of water during showers everyone at the hostel was given a shower cap!
  1.9 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney

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