Bad Puns - the Worst Puns from Pun of the Day

These are the worst puns as downvoted by visitors to the site.

71. What's the funniest bunch of fruit? A pun-net of strawberries!
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72. We can only have spring break in March, because the last time it happened in February, it took until August to get it fixed.
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Bob - Corvallis, OR
73. When the dog swallowed a bell, his bark began pealing.
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Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
74. 'We've got the best marriage' is a hitching boast.
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Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
75. Some Missouri home designers are Ozark-itects.
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Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
76. My vacuum flask is hopeless and it's a top of the range model - that's the only place it will keep anything warm.
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Irish Limbo - Auckland
77. I've just started dating a ring. She's a keeper.
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78. Romance isn't a science - it's a heart.
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Bob - Corvallis, OR
79. Resale means to go yachting again.
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Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
80. To vulcanize is to become like Spock.
  1.9 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY

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