Bad Puns - the Worst Puns from Pun of the Day

These are the worst puns as downvoted by visitors to the site.

81. Is rheumatism something you only hear about?
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82. Pay for irony is wry bread.
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Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
83. Did you hear about the owl that fell for twin comedians and had two wits to woo?
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Irish Limbo - Auckland
84. The swollen blood vessels in her legs were very quarrelsome - she had bellicose veins.
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kn - st paul, mn
85. That cattle farmer is upset. He is raising kine.
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SGT Snorkel - Iowa
86. When they used bleach to clear a dark, wet corner, they broke the mold.
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Papa Pete - Texas Hill Country
87. The worker at Cape Canaveral wanted to make a sandwich, so he went to the deli to buy some launchin' meat.
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SGT Snorkel - Iowa
88. The headmaster removed the schools central heating. He wanted to turn it cold school.
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89. Some head hunters resort to skulduggery.
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Sivanandan - Sydney
90. If zombies have to eat brains, does that make them obligate cognivores?
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Michael Bauers - United States

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