Bad Puns - the Worst Puns from Pun of the Day

These are the worst puns as downvoted by visitors to the site.

81. To vulcanize is to become like Spock.
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Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
82. Is rheumatism something you only hear about?
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83. Pay for irony is wry bread.
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Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
84. The worker at Cape Canaveral wanted to make a sandwich, so he went to the deli to buy some launchin' meat.
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SGT Snorkel - Iowa
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85. That cattle farmer is upset. He is raising kine.
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SGT Snorkel - Iowa
86. My vacuum flask is hopeless and it's a top of the range model - that's the only place it will keep anything warm.
  1.9 stars
Irish Limbo - Auckland
87. When they used bleach to clear a dark, wet corner, they broke the mold.
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Papa Pete - Texas Hill Country
88. He learned a new Tantric at the sun clinic.
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Irish Limbo - Auckland
89. Smoking may have ruined my lungs but my fingers are match fit.
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Irish Limbo - Auckland
90. If zombies have to eat brains, does that make them obligate cognivores?
  1.9 stars
Michael Bauers - United States

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