Funniest Puns and Jokes (Pun of the Day)Funny puns - as voted by visitors to this site.
|1.||Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.|
|2.||I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.|
|3.||I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.|
|4.||I used to be a banker but I lost interest|
|5.||A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.
Tom - UK
|6.||It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
reif - hawaii
|7.||I don't trust these stairs because they're always up to something.
LEP DOG - south Africa
|8.||Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.|
|9.||I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.
Holloway - Califonia
|10.||He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.|