Funniest Puns and Jokes (Pun of the Day)

Funny puns - as voted by visitors to this site.
1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. 4.2 stars
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. 4.2 stars
3. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down. 4.2 stars
4. I used to be a banker but I lost interest 4.1 stars
5. I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.
Allister - Oklahoma
4.1 stars
6. It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
reif - hawaii
4.1 stars
7. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink. 4.1 stars
8. Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming. 4.0 stars
9. A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.
Tom - UK
4.0 stars
10. My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.
Lola - Salina, KS
4.0 stars
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