Funniest Puns and Jokes (Pun of the Day)

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1. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. 4.2 stars
2. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. 4.2 stars
3. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down. 4.2 stars
4. It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
reif - hawaii
4.1 stars
5. I used to be a banker but I lost interest 4.1 stars
6. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink. 4.1 stars
7. I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.
Holloway - Califonia
4.1 stars
8. I don't trust these stairs because they're always up to something.
LEP DOG - south Africa
4.1 stars
9. My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.
Lola - Salina, KS
4.1 stars
10. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC
4.1 stars
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