Funniest Puns and Jokes (Pun of the Day)Funny puns - as voted by visitors to this site.
|1.||Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.|
|2.||I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.|
|3.||I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.|
|4.||I used to be a banker but I lost interest|
|5.||It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
reif - hawaii
|6.||Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.|
|7.||I don't trust these stairs because they're always up to something.
LEP DOG - south Africa
|8.||Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking outside the box.
novowel - Illinois
|9.||I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.
Allister - Oklahoma
|10.||A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence.|