Funniest Puns and Jokes (Pun of the Day)

Funny puns - as voted by visitors to this site.
1. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. 4.3 stars
2. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down. 4.2 stars
3. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. 4.2 stars
4. It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
reif - hawaii
4.2 stars
5. My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.
Lola - Salina, KS
4.1 stars
6. I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.
Holloway - Califonia
4.1 stars
7. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink. 4.1 stars
8. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC
4.1 stars
9. I used to be a banker but I lost interest 4.0 stars
10. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. 4.0 stars
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