Funniest Puns and Jokes (Pun of the Day)

Funny puns - as voted by visitors to this site.

1. Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out. 4.2 stars
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. 4.2 stars
3. I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind. 4.1 stars
4. I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.
Allister - Oklahoma
4.1 stars
5. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. 4.1 stars
6. Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside. 4.1 stars
7. A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
BagFaceMan - England
4.1 stars
8. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink. 4.1 stars
9. Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming. 4.1 stars
10. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down. 4.1 stars

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