Funniest Puns and Jokes (Pun of the Day)Funny puns - as voted by visitors to this site.
|1.||Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.|
|2.||I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.|
|3.||I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
|4.||It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
reif - hawaii
|5.||I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.
Holloway - Califonia
|6.||I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC
|7.||The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester.
Randy - Defiance, OH
|8.||Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.|
|9.||To write with a broken pencil is pointless.|
|10.||Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.|