Funniest Puns and Best Jokes

Funny puns and the best jokes as voted for by you!

1. A quarter-acre of undeveloped land may not seem like much to some people, but to me it's a lot.
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR
4.2 stars
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. 4.2 stars
3. I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind. 4.1 stars
4. Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside. 4.1 stars
5. I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.
Allister - Oklahoma
4.1 stars
6. Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out. 4.1 stars
7. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. 4.1 stars
8. A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
BagFaceMan - England
4.1 stars
9. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink. 4.1 stars
10. Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming. 4.1 stars

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