Funniest Puns and Best Jokes

Funny puns and the best jokes as voted for by you!

1. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
  4.2 stars
2. Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
  4.2 stars
3. I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
  4.1 stars
4. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
  4.1 stars
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5. Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out.
  4.1 stars
6. I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.
  4.1 stars
Allister - Oklahoma
7. A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
  4.1 stars
BagFaceMan - England
8. Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.
  4.1 stars
9. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
  4.1 stars
10. I used to be a banker but I lost interest
  4.1 stars

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