Funniest Puns and Best Jokes

Funny puns and the best jokes as voted for by you!

91. I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
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92. The tale of the haunted refrigerator was chilling.
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Faiz - France
93. If you lose your hearing, is it ear replaceable?
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Pete - Taylor Mill, KY
94. I got a job working in a hayfield. After one day I bailed.
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Kelly Street - Oakland CA
95. I think I'm going to hire the same landscaper I used last year - he was really easy to get a lawn with.
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96. Did you hear about the crime that happened in a parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.
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Eddie Punster - United States
97. If towels could tell jokes they would probably have a dry sense of humor.
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Don - Florida
98. You know prices are rising when you buy a winter jacket and even down is up.
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Joe - Granite Falls, NC
99. Always trust a glue salesman. They tend to stick to their word.
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100. Novice pirates make terrible singers because they can't hit the high seas.
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DZ - Everson

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