Funniest Puns and Jokes (Pun of the Day)
Funny puns - as voted by visitors to this site.| 91. | The two guys caught drinking battery acid will soon be charged. |  |
| 92. | In democracy its your vote that counts. In feudalism its your count that votes. | |
| 93. | A toothless termite walked into a tavern and said, "Is the bar tender here?" | |
| 94. | Did you hear about the fire at the circus? The heat was in tents. | |
| 95. | How do you make antifreeze? Steal her blanket. | |
| 96. | It wasn't school John disliked it was just the principal of it. | |
| 97. | He didn't tell his mother that he ate some glue. His lips were sealed. | |
| 98. | Becoming a yoga instructor offers the possibilities of a unique teaching position. |  |
| 99. | Be true to your teeth, or they will be false to you. | |
| 100. | The Buddhist refused pain-killers during the root canal because he wanted to transcend dental medication. | |
