Funniest Puns and Best Jokes

Funny puns and the best jokes as voted for by you!

91. There is a special species of bird that is really good at holding stuff together. They are called velcrows.
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92. The patron saint of poverty is St. Nickeless.
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Toycoon - Skokie
93. Always trust a glue salesman. They tend to stick to their word.
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94. If towels could tell jokes they would probably have a dry sense of humor.
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Don - Florida
95. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
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96. If you lose your hearing, is it ear replaceable?
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Pete - Taylor Mill, KY
97. England doesn't have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool
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98. Weight loss mantra? Fat chants!
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Irish Limbo - Auckland
99. Novice pirates make terrible singers because they can't hit the high seas.
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DZ - Everson
100. My new theory on inertia doesn't seem to be gaining momentum.
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