Funniest Puns and Best Jokes

Funny puns and the best jokes as voted for by you!

101. My new theory on inertia doesn't seem to be gaining momentum.
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102. I don't get people who stumble into mirrors. They need to watch themselves.
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savyn - Bucharest
103. Einstein developed a theory about space, and it was about time too.
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Irish Limbo - Auckland
104. Money launderers are filthy rich!
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Sivanandan - Sydney
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105. Did you hear about the nun who procrastinated doing her laundry? She had a filthy habit.
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Steven - Texas
106. Alternative facts are aversion of the truth.
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Owen McMahon - New Zealand
107. I think I'm going to hire the same landscaper I used last year - he was really easy to get a lawn with.
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108. Did you hear about the crime that happened in a parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.
  4.0 stars
Eddie Punster - United States
109. Jill broke her finger today, but on the other hand she was completely fine.
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110. Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point?
  3.9 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Nanuet, NY

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