Funniest Puns and Best Jokes

Funny puns and the best jokes as voted for by you!

101. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
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102. Always trust a glue salesman. They tend to stick to their word.
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103. Novice pirates make terrible singers because they can't hit the high seas.
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DZ - Everson
104. Circling vultures are a dead giveaway.
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Owen McMahon - New Zealand
105. Weight loss pills stolen this morning - police say suspects are still at large.
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106. Since I've quit soccer, I've lost my goal in life.
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Bronco - Netherlands
107. What did the man say when the bridge fell on him. The suspension is killing me.
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A.R Whear - Oxford New Zealand
108. My new theory on inertia doesn't seem to be gaining momentum.
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109. England doesn't have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool
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110. I don't get people who stumble into mirrors. They need to watch themselves.
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savyn - Bucharest

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