Funniest Puns and Best Jokes

Funny puns and the best jokes as voted for by you!

111. Some people's noses and feet are built backwards: their feet smell and their noses run.
  3.9 stars
112. I would tell you a leech joke, but it would suck anyway.
  3.9 stars
113. I should have been sad when my flashlight batteries died, but I was delighted.
  3.9 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
114. What did the man say when the bridge fell on him. The suspension is killing me.
  3.9 stars
A.R Whear - Oxford New Zealand
115. John Deere's manure spreader is the only equipment the company won't stand behind.
  3.9 stars
Terry - Omaha, Nebraska
116. A quarter-acre of undeveloped land may not seem like much to some people, but to me it's a lot.
  3.9 stars
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR
117. What do you call a bald monster? A lock-less monster.
  3.9 stars
118. My tailor is happy to make a pair of pants for me, or at least sew it seams.
  3.9 stars
Randall Woodman - United States
119. Broken puppets for sale. No strings attached.
  3.9 stars
HMA - Liverpool
120. Did you hear about these new reversible jackets? I'm excited to see how they turn out.
  3.9 stars
riahl - mn

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