Funniest Puns and Jokes (Pun of the Day)

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121. 5000 hares have escaped from the zoo. The police are combing the area.
gumpa
 3.8 stars
122. Never lie to an x-ray technician. They can see right through you. 3.8 stars
123. He wears glasses during math because it improves divison. 3.8 stars
124. She was only a whisky maker but he loved her still. 3.8 stars
125. An electrician claimed that his truck was a volts wagon.
Scrabble817 - Woking, England
3.8 stars
126. Russia was slow to recover after WW2 because it kept Stalin around.
duncan - Victoria, BC
3.8 stars
127. I nailed my wood-shop test.
Jessica - Louisiana
3.8 stars
128. The reason for the mysterious fog near Cape Cod is hazy but when it disappears it won't be mist.
JA - Houston
3.8 stars
129. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian. 3.8 stars
130. When the electricity went off during a storm at a school the students were de-lighted. 3.8 stars
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