Funniest Puns and Best Jokes

Funny puns and the best jokes as voted for by you!

131. I don't mind kids playing hopscotch in most places, but my driveway is where I draw the line.
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rb - Norfolk, VA
132. A hungry traveller stops at a monastery and is taken to the kitchens. A brother is frying chips. 'Are you the friar?' he asks. 'No. I'm the chip monk,' he replies.
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St Crispun - Southampton UK
133. When a female sheep turns around and goes the other way it makes a ewe turn.
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Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
134. There was a big paddle sale at the boat store. It was quite an oar deal.
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Ron - Eldora, IA
135. I was going to tell you a joke about infinity, but it didn't have an ending!
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136. Money launderers are filthy rich!
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Sivanandan - Sydney
137. Children who fail their coloring exams always need a shoulder to crayon.
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Solomon.B.A - Uganda
138. I used to hate maths but then I realised decimals have a point.
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139. Proper punctuation can make the difference between a sentence that's well-written and a sentence that's, well, written.
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Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR
140. I mixed up the cardiac resuscitation equipment with the lie detector, but I will de-fib you later.
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Owen McMahon - New Zealand

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