Funniest Puns and Jokes (Pun of the Day)
Funny puns - as voted by visitors to this site.| 141. | England doesn't have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool |  |
| 142. | She's happy to make a pair of pants for you, or at least sew its seams. platenkamp |
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| 143. | When asked by a passenger how high he would get, the pilot replied,'I don't do drugs.' | |
| 144. | Yesterday I rode my bike twice, I guess that makes me a recycler. Clayton Dawkins - Georgia
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| 145. | A backwards poet writes inverse. | |
| 146. | When I questioned the livestock delivery company as to whether or not they could quickly move some donkeys. They said they could haul ass. skygy |
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| 147. | An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either. | |
| 148. | Opening a new funeral parlor can be quite an undertaking. JA - Houston
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| 149. | I dropped out of my communism class because of lousy Marx. Martin - Toronto, Canada
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| 150. | What did the triangle say to the circle? You're so pointless. | |
