Funniest Puns and Best Jokes

Funny puns and the best jokes as voted for by you!

141. I was struggling to figure out how lightning works then it struck me.
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Abhijeet - New Delhi
142. How do trains drink? They chug.
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143. Where do you imprison a skeleton? In a rib cage.
  3.9 stars
144. The Balloon family name died off when it ran out of heir.
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145. I wrote a novel about religious women. The library put it in the nun fiction section.
  3.9 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
146. I try wearing tight jeans, but I can never pull it off.
  3.9 stars
The Punisher - Sydney
147. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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148. People are choosing cremation over traditional burial. It shows that they are thinking out of the box.
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Adele - Bohemia, NY
149. Why did the capacitor kiss the diode? He just couldn't resistor.
  3.9 stars
150. My dog has a lot of potential, you just have to unleash it.
  3.9 stars

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