Funniest Puns and Best Jokes

Funny puns and the best jokes as voted for by you!

141. I was struggling to figure out how lightning works then it struck me.
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Abhijeet - New Delhi
142. Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed.
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manintrouble - Chennai
143. My student was late for class, claiming he was in the washroom. I think he was stalling.
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Toycoon - Skokie
144. I spent a summer working on a rabbit farm. It was a hare raising experience.
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145. Where do you imprison a skeleton? In a rib cage.
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146. People are choosing cremation over traditional burial. It shows that they are thinking out of the box.
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Adele - Bohemia, NY
147. I try wearing tight jeans, but I can never pull it off.
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The Punisher - Sydney
148. My dog has a lot of potential, you just have to unleash it.
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149. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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150. Taxidermy is a job for stuffy people.
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Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY

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