Funniest Puns and Best Jokes

Funny puns and the best jokes as voted for by you!

151. What do you call a tissue that is sleeping? A napkin.
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152. Don't trust people that do acupuncture, they're back stabbers.
  3.9 stars
Nick - Morenci, AZ

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