Funniest Puns and Best Jokes

Funny puns and the best jokes as voted for by you!

151. Why did the capacitor kiss the diode? He just couldn't resistor.
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152. I decided that becoming a vegetarian was a missed steak.
  3.9 stars
Gabe - Seattle WA
153. Taxidermy is a job for stuffy people.
  3.9 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
154. How do trains drink? They chug.
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155. What do you call a tissue that is sleeping? A napkin.
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156. Where do you imprison a skeleton? In a rib cage.
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157. The Balloon family name died off when it ran out of heir.
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158. The lumberjack loved his new computer. He especially enjoyed logging in.
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Hyla Hope Harder - Oklahoma
159. My daughter asked me if I was having fun doing the laundry. I replied, 'Loads.'
  3.9 stars
RB - Norfolk, VA

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