Funniest Puns and Jokes (Pun of the Day)Funny puns - as voted by visitors to this site.
|11.||Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.|
|12.||I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.|
|13.||I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'.|
|14.||I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC
|15.||When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'.|
|16.||I used to be a banker but I lost interest|
|17.||What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire.
reif - hawaii
|18.||He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.|
|19.||The one who invented the door knocker got a No-bell prize.|
|20.||The shoemaker did not deny his apprentice anything he needed. He gave his awl.
RJS - New Zealand