Funniest Puns and Jokes (Pun of the Day)

Funny puns - as voted by visitors to this site.
11. A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.
Tom - UK
4.0 stars
12. Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming. 4.0 stars
13. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC
4.0 stars
14. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends. 4.0 stars
15. I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me. 4.0 stars
16. I don't trust these stairs because they're always up to something.
LEP DOG - south Africa
4.0 stars
17. Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy. 4.0 stars
18. When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'. 4.0 stars
19. The one who invented the door knocker got a No-bell prize. 4.0 stars
20. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. 4.0 stars
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