Funniest Puns and Jokes (Pun of the Day)Funny puns - as voted by visitors to this site.
|11.||A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.
Tom - UK
|12.||Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.|
|13.||I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC
|14.||He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.|
|15.||I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.|
|16.||I don't trust these stairs because they're always up to something.
LEP DOG - south Africa
|17.||Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.|
|18.||When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'.|
|19.||The one who invented the door knocker got a No-bell prize.|
|20.||Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.|