Funniest Puns and Best Jokes

Funny puns and the best jokes as voted for by you!

11. The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.
Kady - NC
4.1 stars
12. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down. 4.1 stars
13. When notes get in treble, bass-ically they get put behind bars. The alto-nate punishment is to push them off a clef and hope they land flat on sharp objects.
Allan Cao - Canada
4.1 stars
14. A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.
Tom - UK
4.1 stars
15. If there was someone selling drugs in this place, weed know.
nkabc5 - EL Centro CA
4.1 stars
16. A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence. 4.1 stars
17. Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs. 4.1 stars
18. I don't trust these stairs because they're always up to something.
LEP DOG - south Africa
4.1 stars
19. I used to be a banker but I lost interest 4.1 stars
20. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends. 4.1 stars

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