Funniest Puns and Jokes (Pun of the Day)

Funny puns - as voted by visitors to this site.
11. The shoemaker did not deny his apprentice anything he needed. He gave his awl.
RJS - New Zealand
4.1 stars
12. I used to be a banker but I lost interest 4.1 stars
13. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
Haymant Shew - Ontario
4.1 stars
14. It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
reif - hawaii
4.1 stars
15. What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire.
reif - hawaii
4.0 stars
16. A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.
Tom - UK
4.0 stars
17. A new type of broom came out, it is sweeping the nation. 4.0 stars
18. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends. 4.0 stars
19. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor. 4.0 stars
20. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC
4.0 stars

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