Funniest Puns and Jokes (Pun of the Day)Funny puns - as voted by visitors to this site.
|11.||If there was someone selling drugs in this place, weed know.
nkabc5 - EL Centro CA
|12.||A new type of broom came out, it is sweeping the nation.|
|13.||A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.
Tom - UK
|14.||I used to be a banker but I lost interest|
|15.||He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.|
|16.||It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
reif - hawaii
|17.||A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence.|
|18.||The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.
Kady - NC
|19.||I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.|
|20.||Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.|