Funniest Puns and Jokes (Pun of the Day)

Funny puns - as voted by visitors to this site.
11. Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking outside the box.
novowel - Illinois
4.0 stars
12. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC
4.0 stars
13. My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.
Lola - Salina, KS
4.0 stars
14. Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy. 4.0 stars
15. When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'. 4.0 stars
16. Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside. 4.0 stars
17. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. 4.0 stars
18. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends. 4.0 stars
19. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor. 4.0 stars
20. A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.
Tom - UK
4.0 stars
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