Funniest Puns and Jokes (Pun of the Day)Funny puns - as voted by visitors to this site.
|11.||If there was someone selling drugs in this place, weed know.
nkabc5 - EL Centro CA
|12.||What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire.
reif - hawaii
|13.||When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'.|
|14.||I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'.|
|15.||I used to be a banker but I lost interest|
|16.||Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.|
|17.||I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC
|18.||I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.|
|19.||The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
Haymant Shew - Ontario
|20.||He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.|