Funniest Puns and Jokes (Pun of the Day)Funny puns - as voted by visitors to this site.
|11.||He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.|
|12.||Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.|
|13.||The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
Haymant Shew - Ontario
|14.||When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'.|
|15.||Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.|
|16.||Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.|
|17.||Atheism is a non-prophet organization.|
|18.||A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence.|
|19.||Don't trust people that do acupuncture, they're back stabbers.
Nick - Morenci, AZ
|20.||The shoemaker did not deny his apprentice anything he needed. He gave his awl.
RJS - New Zealand