Funniest Puns and Jokes (Pun of the Day)

Funny puns - as voted by visitors to this site.
11. I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me. 4.0 stars
12. I used to be a banker but I lost interest 4.0 stars
13. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC
4.0 stars
14. The girl quit her job at the doughnut factory because she was fed up with the hole business. 4.0 stars
15. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor. 4.0 stars
16. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends. 4.0 stars
17. When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'. 4.0 stars
18. If there was someone selling drugs in this place, weed know.
nkabc5 - EL Centro CA
4.0 stars
19. The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.
Kady - NC
4.0 stars
20. I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes.
Blue Araniego - Philippines
4.0 stars

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