Funniest Puns and Jokes (Pun of the Day)Funny puns - as voted by visitors to this site.
|11.||My tailor is happy to make a pair of pants for me, or at least sew it seams.
Randall Woodman - United States
|12.||Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.|
|13.||Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking outside the box.
novowel - Illinois
|14.||I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC
|15.||When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'.|
|16.||My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.
Lola - Salina, KS
|17.||When the window fell into the incinerator, it was a pane in the ash to retrieve.
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
|18.||To write with a broken pencil is pointless.|
|19.||Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.|
|20.||The roundest knight at king Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.|