Funniest Puns and Best Jokes

Funny puns and the best jokes as voted for by you!

11. When notes get in treble, bass-ically they get put behind bars. The alto-nate punishment is to push them off a clef and hope they land flat on sharp objects.
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Allan Cao - Canada
12. A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.
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Tom - UK
13. If there was someone selling drugs in this place, weed know.
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nkabc5 - EL Centro CA
14. I used to be a banker but I lost interest
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15. I don't trust these stairs because they're always up to something.
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LEP DOG - south Africa
16. Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs.
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17. A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence.
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18. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
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19. The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.
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Kady - NC
20. I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'.
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