Funniest Puns and Jokes (Pun of the Day)

Funny puns - as voted by visitors to this site.
11. My tailor is happy to make a pair of pants for me, or at least sew it seams.
Randall Woodman - United States
4.0 stars
12. Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy. 4.0 stars
13. Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking outside the box.
novowel - Illinois
4.0 stars
14. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC
4.0 stars
15. When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'. 4.0 stars
16. My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.
Lola - Salina, KS
4.0 stars
17. When the window fell into the incinerator, it was a pane in the ash to retrieve.
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
4.0 stars
18. To write with a broken pencil is pointless. 4.0 stars
19. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. 4.0 stars
20. The roundest knight at king Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. 4.0 stars
Vote for pun number:
Awful
Lame
Okay
Amusing
Excellent