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11. Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside. 4.0 stars
12. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends. 4.0 stars
13. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 4.0 stars
14. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. 4.0 stars
15. The shoemaker did not deny his apprentice anything he needed. He gave his awl.
RJS - New Zealand
4.0 stars
16. A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence. 4.0 stars
17. Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy. 4.0 stars
18. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
Haymant Shew - Ontario
4.0 stars
19. When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'. 4.0 stars
20. Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming. 4.0 stars
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