Funniest Puns and Jokes (Pun of the Day)

Funny puns - as voted by visitors to this site.
11. A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.
Tom - UK
4.0 stars
12. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
Haymant Shew - Ontario
4.0 stars
13. When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'. 4.0 stars
14. I don't trust these stairs because they're always up to something.
LEP DOG - south Africa
4.0 stars
15. Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside. 4.0 stars
16. My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.
Lola - Salina, KS
4.0 stars
17. I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
Sammy - Ottawa
4.0 stars
18. Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy. 4.0 stars
19. What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire.
reif - hawaii
4.0 stars
20. A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence. 4.0 stars
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