Funniest Puns and Jokes (Pun of the Day)

Funny puns - as voted by visitors to this site.
11. If there was someone selling drugs in this place, weed know.
nkabc5 - EL Centro CA
4.1 stars
12. What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire.
reif - hawaii
4.0 stars
13. When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'. 4.0 stars
14. I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'. 4.0 stars
15. I used to be a banker but I lost interest 4.0 stars
16. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor. 4.0 stars
17. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC
4.0 stars
18. I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me. 4.0 stars
19. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
Haymant Shew - Ontario
4.0 stars
20. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends. 4.0 stars

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