Funniest Puns and Jokes (Pun of the Day)

Funny puns - as voted by visitors to this site.
11. Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming. 4.0 stars
12. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends. 4.0 stars
13. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. 4.0 stars
14. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired. 4.0 stars
15. The roundest knight at king Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. 4.0 stars
16. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC
4.0 stars
17. I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.
Holloway - Califonia
4.0 stars
18. Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy. 4.0 stars
19. I don't trust these stairs because they're always up to something.
LEP DOG - south Africa
4.0 stars
20. My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.
Lola - Salina, KS
4.0 stars
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