Funniest Puns and Jokes (Pun of the Day)

Funny puns - as voted by visitors to this site.
11. Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming. 4.0 stars
12. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends. 4.0 stars
13. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC
4.0 stars
14. Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking outside the box.
novowel - Illinois
4.0 stars
15. I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'. 4.0 stars
16. When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'. 4.0 stars
17. My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.
Lola - Salina, KS
4.0 stars
18. When Peter Pan punches, they Neverland.
Benjamin - Calgary Canada
4.0 stars
19. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. 4.0 stars
20. Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside. 4.0 stars
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