Funniest Puns and Jokes (Pun of the Day)Funny puns - as voted by visitors to this site.
|11.||When the window fell into the incinerator, it was a pane in the ash to retrieve.
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
|12.||I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC
|13.||The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
Haymant Shew - Ontario
|14.||Why did the pig stop sunbathing? He was bacon in the heat.
Kristin - Albrightsville, PA
|15.||Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.|
|16.||He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.|
|17.||Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.|
|18.||The one who invented the door knocker got a No-bell prize.|
|19.||What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire.
reif - hawaii
|20.||The shoemaker did not deny his apprentice anything he needed. He gave his awl.
RJS - New Zealand