Funniest Puns and Jokes (Pun of the Day)Funny puns - as voted by visitors to this site.
|11.||I don't trust these stairs because they're always up to something.
LEP DOG - south Africa
|12.||When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'.|
|13.||He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.|
|14.||Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.|
|15.||The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
Haymant Shew - Ontario
|16.||I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC
|17.||What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire.
reif - hawaii
|18.||I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
Sammy - Ottawa
|19.||To write with a broken pencil is pointless.|
|20.||Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.
The Punisher - Dallas, TX