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11. I tried talking about our future but she just kept bringing up my past. It was a tense conversation.
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
4.0 stars
12. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
Haymant Shew - Ontario
4.0 stars
13. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. 4.0 stars
14. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends. 4.0 stars
15. To write with a broken pencil is pointless. 4.0 stars
16. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
Dave H - Hayward CA
4.0 stars
17. When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'. 4.0 stars
18. I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
Sammy - Ottawa
4.0 stars
19. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'. 4.0 stars
20. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 4.0 stars
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