Funniest Puns and Jokes (Pun of the Day)Funny puns - as voted by visitors to this site.
|11.||Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.|
|12.||There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
Dave H - Hayward CA
|13.||To write with a broken pencil is pointless.|
|14.||I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words.|
|15.||A new type of broom came out, it is sweeping the nation.|
|16.||Don't trust people that do acupuncture, they're back stabbers.
Nick - Morenci, AZ
|17.||Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.
The Punisher - Dallas, TX
|18.||When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'.|
|19.||He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.|
|20.||A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.|