Funniest Puns and Jokes (Pun of the Day)Funny puns - as voted by visitors to this site.
|11.||When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'.|
|12.||There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
Dave H - Hayward CA
|13.||I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
Sammy - Ottawa
|14.||A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.|
|15.||He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.|
|16.||The one who invented the door knocker got a No-bell prize.|
|17.||I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words.|
|18.||A new type of broom came out, it is sweeping the nation.|
|19.||Don't trust people that do acupuncture, they're back stabbers.
Nick - Morenci, AZ
|20.||I used to be a banker but I lost interest|