Funniest Puns and Jokes (Pun of the Day)Funny puns - as voted by visitors to this site.
|11.||He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.|
|12.||The girl quit her job at the doughnut factory because she was fed up with the hole business.|
|13.||The shoemaker did not deny his apprentice anything he needed. He gave his awl.
RJS - New Zealand
|14.||The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
Haymant Shew - Ontario
|15.||Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.|
|16.||A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence.|
|17.||Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.|
|18.||Atheism is a non-prophet organization.|
|19.||Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.|
|20.||When the window fell into the incinerator, it was a pane in the ash to retrieve.
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY