Funniest Puns and Jokes (Pun of the Day)

Funny puns - as voted by visitors to this site.
11. When the window fell into the incinerator, it was a pane in the ash to retrieve.
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
4.0 stars
12. A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence. 4.0 stars
13. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC
4.0 stars
14. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. 4.0 stars
15. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
Haymant Shew - Ontario
4.0 stars
16. Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming. 4.0 stars
17. Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy. 4.0 stars
18. Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside. 4.0 stars
19. What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire.
reif - hawaii
4.0 stars
20. The one who invented the door knocker got a No-bell prize. 4.0 stars
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