Funniest Puns and Jokes (Pun of the Day)Funny puns - as voted by visitors to this site.
|11.||Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking outside the box.
novowel - Illinois
|12.||I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC
|13.||My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.
Lola - Salina, KS
|14.||Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.|
|15.||When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'.|
|16.||Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.|
|17.||Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.|
|18.||He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.|
|19.||Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.|
|20.||A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.
Tom - UK