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11. Don't trust people that do acupuncture, they're back stabbers.
Nick - Morenci, AZ
4.0 stars
12. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
Haymant Shew - Ontario
4.0 stars
13. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. 4.0 stars
14. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends. 4.0 stars
15. When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'. 4.0 stars
16. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 4.0 stars
17. Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside. 4.0 stars
18. Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy. 4.0 stars
19. When Peter Pan punches, they Neverland.
Benjamin - Calgary Canada
4.0 stars
20. A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence. 4.0 stars
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