Funniest Puns and Jokes (Pun of the Day)

Funny puns - as voted by visitors to this site.
11. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC
4.1 stars
12. My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.
Lola - Salina, KS
4.0 stars
13. The shoemaker did not deny his apprentice anything he needed. He gave his awl.
RJS - New Zealand
4.0 stars
14. I heard the new auto body shop that opened comes highly wreck-a-mended.
Samantha - New York State
4.0 stars
15. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends. 4.0 stars
16. Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming. 4.0 stars
17. When the window fell into the incinerator, it was a pane in the ash to retrieve.
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
4.0 stars
18. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
Haymant Shew - Ontario
4.0 stars
19. A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence. 4.0 stars
20. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. 4.0 stars
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