Funniest Puns and Best Jokes
Funny puns and the best jokes as voted for by you!
|11.||The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.
Kady - NC
|12.||I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.|
|13.||When notes get in treble, bass-ically they get put behind bars. The alto-nate punishment is to push them off a clef and hope they land flat on sharp objects.
Allan Cao - Canada
|14.||A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.
Tom - UK
|15.||If there was someone selling drugs in this place, weed know.
nkabc5 - EL Centro CA
|16.||A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence.|
|17.||Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs.|
|18.||I don't trust these stairs because they're always up to something.
LEP DOG - south Africa
|19.||I used to be a banker but I lost interest|
|20.||He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.|