Funniest Puns and Best Jokes

Funny puns and the best jokes as voted for by you!

11. A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence.
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12. I don't trust these stairs because they're always up to something.
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LEP DOG - south Africa
13. The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.
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Kady - NC
14. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
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15. I used to be a banker but I lost interest
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16. A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.
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Tom - UK
17. When notes get in treble, bass-ically they get put behind bars. The alto-nate punishment is to push them off a clef and hope they land flat on sharp objects.
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Allan Cao - Canada
18. Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs.
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19. I went to the dentist without lunch, and he gave me a plate.
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20. The shoemaker did not deny his apprentice anything he needed. He gave his awl.
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RJS - New Zealand

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