Funniest Puns and Jokes (Pun of the Day)Funny puns - as voted by visitors to this site.
|11.||Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.|
|12.||He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.|
|13.||Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.|
|14.||A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.|
|15.||The roundest knight at king Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.|
|16.||I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC
|17.||I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.
Holloway - Califonia
|18.||Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.|
|19.||I don't trust these stairs because they're always up to something.
LEP DOG - south Africa
|20.||My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.
Lola - Salina, KS