Funniest Puns and Best Jokes

Funny puns and the best jokes as voted for by you!

11. I went to the dentist without lunch, and he gave me a plate.
  4.1 stars
12. When notes get in treble, bass-ically they get put behind bars. The alto-nate punishment is to push them off a clef and hope they land flat on sharp objects.
  4.1 stars
Allan Cao - Canada
13. A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.
  4.1 stars
Tom - UK
14. If there was someone selling drugs in this place, weed know.
  4.1 stars
nkabc5 - EL Centro CA
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15. The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.
  4.1 stars
Kady - NC
16. I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.
  4.1 stars
17. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
  4.1 stars
18. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
  4.1 stars
19. I used to be a banker but I lost interest
  4.1 stars
20. A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence.
  4.1 stars

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