Funniest Puns and Best Jokes

Funny puns and the best jokes as voted for by you!

11. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down. 4.1 stars
12. The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.
Kady - NC
4.1 stars
13. A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.
Tom - UK
4.1 stars
14. If there was someone selling drugs in this place, weed know.
nkabc5 - EL Centro CA
4.1 stars
15. A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence. 4.1 stars
16. Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs. 4.1 stars
17. When notes get in treble, bass-ically they get put behind bars. The alto-nate punishment is to push them off a clef and hope they land flat on sharp objects.
Allan Cao - Canada
4.1 stars
18. The shoemaker did not deny his apprentice anything he needed. He gave his awl.
RJS - New Zealand
4.1 stars
19. I don't trust these stairs because they're always up to something.
LEP DOG - south Africa
4.1 stars
20. I used to be a banker but I lost interest 4.1 stars

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