Funniest Puns and Jokes (Pun of the Day)Funny puns - as voted by visitors to this site.
|11.||I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.|
|12.||I used to be a banker but I lost interest|
|13.||I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC
|14.||The girl quit her job at the doughnut factory because she was fed up with the hole business.|
|15.||Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.|
|16.||He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.|
|17.||When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'.|
|18.||If there was someone selling drugs in this place, weed know.
nkabc5 - EL Centro CA
|19.||The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.
Kady - NC
|20.||I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes.
Blue Araniego - Philippines