Funniest Puns and Jokes (Pun of the Day)

Funny puns - as voted by visitors to this site.
11. I don't trust these stairs because they're always up to something.
LEP DOG - south Africa
4.0 stars
12. When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'. 4.0 stars
13. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends. 4.0 stars
14. Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy. 4.0 stars
15. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
Haymant Shew - Ontario
4.0 stars
16. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC
4.0 stars
17. What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire.
reif - hawaii
4.0 stars
18. I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
Sammy - Ottawa
4.0 stars
19. To write with a broken pencil is pointless. 4.0 stars
20. Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.
The Punisher - Dallas, TX
4.0 stars
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