Funniest Puns and Jokes (Pun of the Day)

Funny puns - as voted by visitors to this site.
11. If there was someone selling drugs in this place, weed know.
nkabc5 - EL Centro CA
4.1 stars
12. A new type of broom came out, it is sweeping the nation. 4.1 stars
13. A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.
Tom - UK
4.1 stars
14. I used to be a banker but I lost interest 4.1 stars
15. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends. 4.1 stars
16. It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
reif - hawaii
4.1 stars
17. A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence. 4.1 stars
18. The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.
Kady - NC
4.0 stars
19. I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me. 4.0 stars
20. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor. 4.0 stars

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