Funniest Puns and Jokes (Pun of the Day)Funny puns - as voted by visitors to this site.
|11.||To write with a broken pencil is pointless.|
|12.||When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'.|
|13.||What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire.
reif - hawaii
|14.||There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
Dave H - Hayward CA
|15.||He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.|
|16.||I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
Sammy - Ottawa
|17.||The one who invented the door knocker got a No-bell prize.|
|18.||A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.|
|19.||Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.|
|20.||Atheism is a non-prophet organization.|