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11. What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire.
reif - hawaii
4.0 stars
12. To write with a broken pencil is pointless. 4.0 stars
13. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. 4.0 stars
14. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
Dave H - Hayward CA
4.0 stars
15. The one who invented the door knocker got a No-bell prize. 4.0 stars
16. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends. 4.0 stars
17. I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
Sammy - Ottawa
4.0 stars
18. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'. 4.0 stars
19. Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy. 4.0 stars
20. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
Haymant Shew - Ontario
4.0 stars
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