Funniest Puns and Jokes (Pun of the Day)Funny puns - as voted by visitors to this site.
|11.||A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.
Tom - UK
|12.||The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
Haymant Shew - Ontario
|13.||When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'.|
|14.||I don't trust these stairs because they're always up to something.
LEP DOG - south Africa
|15.||Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.|
|16.||My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.
Lola - Salina, KS
|17.||I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
Sammy - Ottawa
|18.||Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.|
|19.||What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire.
reif - hawaii
|20.||A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence.|