Funniest Puns and Jokes (Pun of the Day)Funny puns - as voted by visitors to this site.
|11.||Don't trust people that do acupuncture, they're back stabbers.
Nick - Morenci, AZ
|12.||The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
Haymant Shew - Ontario
|13.||Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.|
|14.||He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.|
|15.||The shoemaker did not deny his apprentice anything he needed. He gave his awl.
RJS - New Zealand
|16.||To write with a broken pencil is pointless.|
|17.||When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'.|
|18.||Atheism is a non-prophet organization.|
|19.||Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.|
|20.||A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence.|