Funniest Puns and Jokes (Pun of the Day)Funny puns - as voted by visitors to this site.
|11.||When the window fell into the incinerator, it was a pane in the ash to retrieve.
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
|12.||A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence.|
|13.||I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC
|14.||Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.|
|15.||The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
Haymant Shew - Ontario
|16.||Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.|
|17.||Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.|
|18.||Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.|
|19.||What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire.
reif - hawaii
|20.||The one who invented the door knocker got a No-bell prize.|