Funniest Puns and Jokes (Pun of the Day)Funny puns - as voted by visitors to this site.
|11.||To write with a broken pencil is pointless.|
|12.||Atheism is a non-prophet organization.|
|13.||When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'.|
|14.||A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.|
|15.||He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.|
|16.||A new type of broom came out, it is sweeping the nation.|
|17.||Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.|
|18.||Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.|
|19.||There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.|
|20.||Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.
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