Funniest Puns and Jokes (Pun of the Day)Funny puns - as voted by visitors to this site.
|11.||I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC
|12.||My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.
Lola - Salina, KS
|13.||The shoemaker did not deny his apprentice anything he needed. He gave his awl.
RJS - New Zealand
|14.||I heard the new auto body shop that opened comes highly wreck-a-mended.
Samantha - New York State
|15.||He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.|
|16.||Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.|
|17.||When the window fell into the incinerator, it was a pane in the ash to retrieve.
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
|18.||The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
Haymant Shew - Ontario
|19.||A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence.|
|20.||Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.|