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11. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends. 4.0 stars
12. The girl quit her job at the doughnut factory because she was fed up with the hole business. 4.0 stars
13. The shoemaker did not deny his apprentice anything he needed. He gave his awl.
RJS - New Zealand
4.0 stars
14. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
Haymant Shew - Ontario
4.0 stars
15. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. 4.0 stars
16. A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence. 4.0 stars
17. Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy. 4.0 stars
18. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 4.0 stars
19. Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming. 4.0 stars
20. When the window fell into the incinerator, it was a pane in the ash to retrieve.
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
4.0 stars
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