Funniest Puns and Jokes (Pun of the Day)Funny puns - as voted by visitors to this site.
|11.||Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.|
|12.||He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.|
|13.||I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC
|14.||Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking outside the box.
novowel - Illinois
|15.||I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'.|
|16.||When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'.|
|17.||My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.
Lola - Salina, KS
|18.||When Peter Pan punches, they Neverland.
Benjamin - Calgary Canada
|19.||Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.|
|20.||Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.|