Funniest Puns and Jokes (Pun of the Day)

Funny puns - as voted by visitors to this site.
11. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. 4.0 stars
12. When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'. 4.0 stars
13. I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
Sammy - Ottawa
4.0 stars
14. Don't trust people that do acupuncture, they're back stabbers.
Nick - Morenci, AZ
4.0 stars
15. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
Dave H - Hayward CA
4.0 stars
16. I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words. 4.0 stars
17. A new type of broom came out, it is sweeping the nation. 4.0 stars
18. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'. 4.0 stars
19. The one who invented the door knocker got a No-bell prize. 4.0 stars
20. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends. 4.0 stars


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