Funniest Puns and Jokes (Pun of the Day)Funny puns - as voted by visitors to this site.
|11.||I tried talking about our future but she just kept bringing up my past. It was a tense conversation.
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
|12.||The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
Haymant Shew - Ontario
|13.||Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.|
|14.||He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.|
|15.||To write with a broken pencil is pointless.|
|16.||There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
Dave H - Hayward CA
|17.||When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'.|
|18.||I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
Sammy - Ottawa
|19.||A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.|
|20.||Atheism is a non-prophet organization.|