Funniest Puns and Jokes (Pun of the Day)
Funny puns - as voted by visitors to this site.
|11.||When notes get in treble, bass-ically they get put behind bars. The alto-nate punishment is to push them off a clef and hope they land flat on sharp objects.
Allan Cao - Canada
|12.||A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.
Tom - UK
|13.||Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs.|
|14.||If there was someone selling drugs in this place, weed know.
nkabc5 - EL Centro CA
|15.||The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.
Kady - NC
|16.||A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence.|
|17.||So what if I don't know what apocalypse means!? It's not the end of the world!
|18.||I used to be a banker but I lost interest|
|19.||He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.|
|20.||I don't trust these stairs because they're always up to something.
LEP DOG - south Africa