Funniest Puns and Best Jokes

Funny puns and the best jokes as voted for by you!

21. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
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22. Something about subtraction just doesn't add up.
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23. I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.
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24. I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'.
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25. When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'.
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26. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.
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27. Is old rope good enough for a hanging? Frayed knot. That stuff is bad noose.
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Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
28. What do dogs do after they finish obedience school? They get their masters.
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RB - Norfolk, VA
29. So what if I don't know what apocalypse means!? It's not the end of the world!
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30. Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking outside the box.
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novowel - Illinois

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