Funniest Puns and Best Jokes

Funny puns and the best jokes as voted for by you!

31. Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.
  4.1 stars
The Punisher - Dallas, TX
32. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
  4.1 stars
duncan - Victoria, BC
33. The one who invented the door knocker got a No-bell prize.
  4.1 stars
34. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
  4.1 stars
35. I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.
  4.0 stars
Holloway - Califonia
36. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.
  4.0 stars
37. The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester.
  4.0 stars
Randy - Defiance, OH
38. What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire.
  4.0 stars
reif - hawaii
39. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.
  4.0 stars
40. The roundest knight at king Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
  4.0 stars

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