Funniest Puns and Best Jokes

Funny puns and the best jokes as voted for by you!

31. It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
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reif - hawaii
32. It's a lengthy article on Japanese Sword Fighters but I can Samurais it for you.
  4.1 stars
Irish Limbo - Auckland
33. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
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duncan - Victoria, BC
34. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
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35. Never discuss infinity with a mathematician, they can go on about it forever.
  4.1 stars
Guest - Dystopia
36. Is old rope good enough for a hanging? Frayed knot. That stuff is bad noose.
  4.1 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
37. I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.
  4.1 stars
Holloway - Califonia
38. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.
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39. The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester.
  4.1 stars
Randy - Defiance, OH
40. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
  4.1 stars
Irish Limbo - Auckland

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