Funniest Puns and Best Jokes

Funny puns and the best jokes as voted for by you!

41. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
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Irish Limbo - Auckland
42. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.
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43. What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire.
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reif - hawaii
44. The roundest knight at king Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
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45. The shoemaker did not deny his apprentice anything he needed. He gave his awl.
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RJS - New Zealand
46. My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.
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Lola - Salina, KS
47. My job at the concrete plant seems to get harder and harder.
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48. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.
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49. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
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Haymant Shew - Ontario
50. Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.
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