Funniest Puns and Best Jokes

Funny puns and the best jokes as voted for by you!

41. I don't know if I just got hit by freezing rain, but it hurt like hail.
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reif - hawaii
42. Never discuss infinity with a mathematician, they can go on about it forever.
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Guest - Dystopia
43. My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.
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Lola - Salina, KS
44. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.
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45. It's a lengthy article on Japanese Sword Fighters but I can Samurais it for you.
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Irish Limbo - Auckland
46. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
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Irish Limbo - Auckland
47. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
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Haymant Shew - Ontario
48. When Peter Pan punches, they Neverland.
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Benjamin - Calgary Canada
49. I knew a woman who owned a taser, man was she stunning!
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Slider - Yorktown, Va.
50. Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.
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