Funniest Puns and Jokes (Pun of the Day)

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61. I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me. 3.9 stars
62. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption. 3.8 stars
63. When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye. 3.8 stars
64. Experts say the cost of funerals have risen by 50%, they blame it on the cost of living.
Jose - Miami
3.8 stars
65. I used to do rock climbing as a youth, but I was much boulder back then.
Adam - Brooklyn
3.8 stars
66. I decided that becoming a vegetarian was a missed steak.
Gabe - Seattle WA
3.8 stars
67. It's better to love a short girl than not a tall. 3.8 stars
68. When the TV repairman got married the reception was excellent. 3.8 stars
69. Stealing someone's coffee is called 'mugging'. 3.8 stars
70. I get my large circumference from too much pi.
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
3.8 stars
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