Funniest Puns and Best Jokes

Funny puns and the best jokes as voted for by you!

61. The girl quit her job at the doughnut factory because she was fed up with the hole business.
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62. Taxidermy is a job for stuffy people.
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Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
63. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
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Dave H - Hayward CA
64. I think Santa has riverfront property in Brazil. All our presents came from Amazon this year.
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Andy - Corvallis, OR
65. The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
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66. I was going to buy a book on phobias, but I was afraid it wouldn't help me.
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67. The store keeps calling me to come back and buy more bedroom furniture, but all I really wanted was one night stand.
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TwoPynts - Florida
68. I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes.
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Blue Araniego - Philippines
69. Did you know they won't be making yard sticks any longer?
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70. I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words.
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