Funniest Puns and Best Jokes

Funny puns and the best jokes as voted for by you!

61. I don't know if I just got hit by freezing rain, but it hurt like hail.
  4.0 stars
reif - hawaii
62. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
  4.0 stars
Dave H - Hayward CA
63. The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
  4.0 stars
64. Weight loss mantra? Fat chants!
  4.0 stars
Irish Limbo - Auckland
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65. To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
  4.0 stars
66. I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words.
  4.0 stars
67. I saw a beaver movie last night, it was the best dam movie I've ever seen.
  4.0 stars
68. Did you know they won't be making yard sticks any longer?
  4.0 stars
69. I really wanted a camouflage shirt, but I couldn't find one.
  4.0 stars
70. A new type of broom came out, it is sweeping the nation.
  4.0 stars

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