Funniest Puns and Best Jokes

Funny puns and the best jokes as voted for by you!

71. I really wanted a camouflage shirt, but I couldn't find one.
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72. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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73. The patron saint of poverty is St. Nickeless.
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Toycoon - Skokie
74. Eager for some bargains, she was itching to get to the flea market.
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Carpun Diem - Houston, Texas
75. I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes.
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Blue Araniego - Philippines
76. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat says to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.'.
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77. My fear of roses is a thorny issue. I'm not sure what it stems from, but it seems likely I'll be stuck with it.
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Dr. Dirt - Alaska
78. My friend was fired from his job at the road department for stealing. I have to say I saw it coming. The last time I was at his house all the signs were there.
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JKM3 - Ohio
79. Two peanuts were walking in a tough neighborhood and one of them was a-salted.
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80. I knew a guy who collected candy canes, they were all in mint condition.
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