Funniest Puns and Best Jokes

Funny puns and the best jokes as voted for by you!

71. I saw a beaver movie last night, it was the best dam movie I've ever seen.
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72. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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73. I really wanted a camouflage shirt, but I couldn't find one.
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74. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat says to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.'.
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75. I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
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Derek - Arizona
76. My friend was fired from his job at the road department for stealing. I have to say I saw it coming. The last time I was at his house all the signs were there.
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JKM3 - Ohio
77. I knew a guy who collected candy canes, they were all in mint condition.
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78. My fear of roses is a thorny issue. I'm not sure what it stems from, but it seems likely I'll be stuck with it.
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Dr. Dirt - Alaska
79. The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
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80. The tale of the haunted refrigerator was chilling.
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Faiz - France

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