Funniest Puns and Best Jokes

Funny puns and the best jokes as voted for by you!

81. The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
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82. I told my wife that it was her turn to shovel and salt the front steps. All I got was icy stares.
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rb - Norfolk, VA
83. Learning to sleep upside down is often hard for baby bats, but they soon get the hang of it.
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reif - hawaii
84. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).
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85. When the cannibal showed up late to the luncheon, they gave him the cold shoulder.
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86. I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
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87. Why did the pig stop sunbathing? He was bacon in the heat.
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Kristin - Albrightsville, PA
88. When the window fell into the incinerator, it was a pane in the ash to retrieve.
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Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
89. There is a special species of bird that is really good at holding stuff together. They are called velcrows.
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90. My relationship with my chauffeur just isn't going anywhere. It feels like he's always trying to drive me away.
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Owen McMahon - New Zealand

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