Funniest Puns and Best Jokes

Funny puns and the best jokes as voted for by you!

81. Two peanuts were walking in a tough neighborhood and one of them was a-salted.
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82. I told my wife that it was her turn to shovel and salt the front steps. All I got was icy stares.
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rb - Norfolk, VA
83. When the cannibal showed up late to the luncheon, they gave him the cold shoulder.
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84. When the window fell into the incinerator, it was a pane in the ash to retrieve.
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Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
85. Why did the pig stop sunbathing? He was bacon in the heat.
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Kristin - Albrightsville, PA
86. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).
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87. My relationship with my chauffeur just isn't going anywhere. It feels like he's always trying to drive me away.
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Owen McMahon - New Zealand
88. Learning to sleep upside down is often hard for baby bats, but they soon get the hang of it.
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reif - hawaii
89. Eager for some bargains, she was itching to get to the flea market.
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Carpun Diem - Houston, Texas
90. I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
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