Great One Liners of the Month

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Current Positions for January 2017

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1. What do dogs do after they finish obedience school? They get their masters.
RB - Norfolk, VA
4.0 stars
2. Is old rope good enough for a hanging? Frayed knot. That stuff is bad noose.
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
3.9 stars
3. When the musician got in a car accident, his guitar was destroyed. The accident was a Fender bender.
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
3.9 stars
4. What did the man say when the bridge fell on him. The suspension is killing me.
A.R Whear - Oxford New Zealand
3.8 stars
5. How do trains drink? They chug. 3.8 stars
6. Old skiers go downhill fast.
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
3.5 stars
7. There are two skeleton teachers at school. One is humerus, but the other is very sternum. 3.5 stars
8. Using a prism allows me to see the sun in a different light.
HMA - Liverpool
3.3 stars
9. How do fish keep up with what's going on? They listen to the current news.
Tyle -
3.1 stars
10. Of all my books, my favorite is the one I received last Christmas. There is no tome like the present.
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
3.0 stars

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