Great One Liners of the Month
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| 1. | Organ donors put their heart into it. Andreas G. - Athens, Greece
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| 2. | 1000 pairs of underwear were stolen, police were making a brief enquiry. |  |
| 3. | Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside. | |
| 4. | Ever since the mayor's ban on flammable liquids, fewer arsonists have benzene around town. Kap'n Klystron - Nanuet, NY
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| 5. | He dined with her at the local beanery and was immediately inflatuated. Kap'n Klystron - Nanuet, NY
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| 6. | Is it true that several of the justices on the Supreme Court refer to their homes as 'legal pads'? JA - Houston
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| 7. | At a job interview, I decided to lie and say I had experience as an illusionist and as a window cleaner. They saw right through me. ConeArtist - London
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| 8. | Beautifully manicured lawns are highly sod after. Allyson - California
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| 9. | He could play baseball, football, basketball, soccer and tennis. He was a jock of all trades. melman-kyusa |
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| 10. | The ancient Japanese leader lost his legs in a logging accident, and became a sawed-off Shogun. Bob - Corvallis, OR
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