Great One Liners of the Month - February 2018

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Current Positions for February 2018

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1. I lift weights only on Saturday and Sunday because Monday to Friday are weak days.
  4.1 stars
2. A taekwondo crime fighter needs a good sidekick.
  3.6 stars
3. When the car failed the inspection due to faulty stopping ability, the cars' owner said: 'Give me a break.'
  3.6 stars
Randy - Defiance, OH
4. I have problems with math but with chemistry, I have solutions.
  3.5 stars
Gulle - USA
5. Can new shock absorbers make a car easier to control? Of course - it goes without swaying!
  3.5 stars
GerryB - Canada
6. Suitable advertising slogan for a fish packing plant: 'Yes, we can!'
  3.2 stars
GerryB - Canada
7. When I see birds, I always chirrup.
  3.0 stars
8. A friend said she did not understand cloning. I told her that makes two of us.
  3.0 stars
Ruth K Burns - Norfolk, VA
9. You hear about the chiropractor that was a comic? He cracks me up.
  3.0 stars
10. Why did the cook spill his soup? Because there was a leek in the pot.
  2.7 stars

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