Great One Liners of the Month - December 2017

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Current Positions for December 2017

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1. What do you call a rich barber? A shearholder.
  3.3 stars
cjay - jamaica
2. The high cost of living has beaten many centsless.
  3.1 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
3. Attending Mexico's Dia de Muertos could be a fete worse than death.
  3.0 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
4. I was going to tell you a joke about infinity, but I can't find the end.
  2.8 stars
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5. A croquette is a flirtatious female frog.
  2.8 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
6. The skeleton could not unlock the door but then he realized he was the key.
  2.5 stars
Dutch W - United States
7. When you buy at the second hand store you've reached the point of no returns.
  2.5 stars
Carpun Diem - Houston, Texas
8. When Darth Vader turned his back on the dark side and joined a monastery he still wore black robes, out of force of habit.
  2.3 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
9. Silver. Pretty solid.
  1.8 stars

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