Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day
Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.
|1.||The Hobbit was found at short notice.|
|2.||I don't know why my eyeglass lenses were steamed up. I was mystified.
Toycoon - Skokie
|3.||Although there were bombs everywhere at the party, it was still a blast.|
|4.||Some people say I'm addicted to summersaults, but that's just how I roll.
Esther - Michigan, US
|5.||After a few beers on the plane, Charlie was flying high into the wild brew yonder.
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
|6.||Quasimodo bought a Ford Focus. It became known as the hatchback of Notre Dame.
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
|7.||Snakes don't drink coffee because it makes them viperactive.|
|8.||I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.
Allister - Oklahoma
|9.||People who take a lot of selfies are just trying to save face.
Earle - Fort Collins, CO
|10.||It was really crowded at the diet doctor's office but then it thinned out.
AnthonyD - Philadelphia PA