Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day
Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.
|1.||He was worried he would get a parking ticket. It was a case of mind over meter.
ben - London
|2.||My dentist is sneaky. He pulled a fast one!
Papa Pete - United States
|3.||A tree arborist felt needled when asked to branch out and be limber while trimming pine forest last week.|
|4.||Any type of criticism would aggregate the builder including constructive criticism.
Randy - Defiance, OH
|5.||Often what separates a good pun, from a great one, is just a matter of 'clause and effect'.
Dr. Dirt - Alaska
|6.||I was once attacked by a bunch of cigarettes. I had the cigars to prove it!
Collin Goldberg - United States
|7.||When the equation didn't balance out, it messed with the student's equilibrium.
Jeep guy - Virginia
|8.||The cardiovascular system is a work of artery, but is also really vein.|
|9.||To me the prognosis of the proctologist was the beginning of the end!
Sivanandan - Sydney
|10.||What did the one crow say to the other? Give me a caw sometime.
My Call Show Brrr - United States