Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.

1. Teaching your slinky new tricks is like spring training.
Dr. Dirt - Alaska
3.0 stars
2. The athlete claimed he long jumped over 25 feet. Actually his best jump only measured 23 feet. This was a clear case of leap fraud.
Dr. Dirt - Alaska
3.0 stars
3. When the golfer with a serious iron deficiency went back to the doctor for a check-up he was told that he was still not out of the woods.
Randy - Defiance, OH
3.0 stars
4. I went out with a coal miner's daughter. I guess you could say I was carbon dated.
Toycoon - Skokie
3.1 stars
5. All births are an Emergency.
HMA - Liverpool
2.6 stars
6. After buying a new pair of denim pants, the young man became very congenial the rest of day. 1.9 stars
7. What's the tallest building in the city? The library because it's so many stories high! 3.1 stars
8. The poor speller tried to express his reluctance to repeat sixth grade, but words failed him.
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
3.0 stars
9. Why did the pig stop sunbathing? He was bacon in the heat.
Kristin - Albrightsville, PA
4.0 stars
10. I tried to finish the leftovers, but ... foiled again.
Papa Pete - Texas Hill Country
3.3 stars
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