Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.

1. He was worried he would get a parking ticket. It was a case of mind over meter.
ben - London
3.0 stars
2. My dentist is sneaky. He pulled a fast one!
Papa Pete - United States
3.0 stars
3. A tree arborist felt needled when asked to branch out and be limber while trimming pine forest last week. 3.0 stars
4. Any type of criticism would aggregate the builder including constructive criticism.
Randy - Defiance, OH
3.0 stars
5. Often what separates a good pun, from a great one, is just a matter of 'clause and effect'.
Dr. Dirt - Alaska
2.9 stars
6. I was once attacked by a bunch of cigarettes. I had the cigars to prove it!
Collin Goldberg - United States
2.2 stars
7. When the equation didn't balance out, it messed with the student's equilibrium.
Jeep guy - Virginia
2.1 stars
8. The cardiovascular system is a work of artery, but is also really vein. 2.7 stars
9. To me the prognosis of the proctologist was the beginning of the end!
Sivanandan - Sydney
3.2 stars
10. What did the one crow say to the other? Give me a caw sometime.
My Call Show Brrr - United States
3.0 stars
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