Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day
Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.
|1.||Two loaves of bread wanted to get married, so they eloafed.|
|2.||Tacks have a very pin point way of hurting.|
|3.||When our fraternity voted whether or not to permit alcohol, there was not a dry aye in the house.
Toycoon - Skokie
|4.||I decided not to go to Pisa, but I was leaning towards it.
Andrews Allen - United States
|5.||That cattle farmer is upset. He is raising kine.
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
|6.||A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.
Tom - UK
|7.||The joke backfired, but it fired back again.|
|8.||I yam always very happy to eat sweet potatoes.|
|9.||New lightbulb invented? Enlighten me.|
|10.||By separating themselves from other species, the arctic animals became geographically polarized.
Alan - Nashville