Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.

1. I started dating the girl across the street. I know what people say, but honestly, lawn distance relationships aren't that hard.
Andrew G - MA
3.0 stars
2. If your doctor is a quack, you have every right to duck him on the bill.
Paul - Ohio
3.0 stars
3. A fat pirate is a vast matey.
Bob - Corvallis, OR
3.0 stars
4. I had an account with a bank in the North Pole, but they froze all my assets.
K Singh - Coventry, UK
3.0 stars
5. I don't like tops of stairs. They always bring me down.
HMA - Liverpool
3.0 stars
6. The junior librarian was reincarnated as a bookmark because he always knew his place.
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
3.0 stars
7. Cartoons produced by the Japanese government are animes of the state.
K.G. Ahern - Corvallis, OR
3.2 stars
8. The hairless goat wished that it had mohair.
K.G. Ahern - Corvallis, OR
3.5 stars
9. The divers had to be careful, the octopus was heavily armed. 3.7 stars
10. An egg pulls a cart with a yolk.
Joseph Leff - Florida
2.5 stars
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