Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.

1. The hairless goat wished that it had mohair.
K.G. Ahern - Corvallis, OR
3.0 stars
2. The divers had to be careful, the octopus was heavily armed. 3.0 stars
3. An egg pulls a cart with a yolk.
Joseph Leff - Florida
3.0 stars
4. A yak is the star of an animal talk show.
Joseph Leff - Florida
3.0 stars
5. The misdirected astronaut wasn't exactly over the moon.
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
3.0 stars
6. Global warming campaigners lament the invention of the infernal combustion engine.
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
2.4 stars
7. Does working for UPS make you a professional boxer? 3.2 stars
8. The historian loves reading about bobcats. They are lynx to the past.
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
3.5 stars
9. I was too busy drinking to notice that all my cigarettes had gone ashtray.
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
2.9 stars
10. The lazy musician was told to shake allegro or make himself scherzo.
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
2.6 stars
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