Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.


1. Why do trees have so many friends? They branch out. 3.0 stars
2. The new restaurant owner was told to invite a warehouse staff for lunch because he heard they have good pallets. 3.0 stars
3. My cousin works in a chocolate shop. He works behind the bar.
A purson - Malaysia
3.0 stars
4. The policemen said if I didn't pay my library fine he would have to book me. 3.0 stars
5. The doctor graduated bypassing the medical exam. 3.0 stars
6. Going to bed with music on gave him sound sleep. 3.0 stars
7. What do mice wear on their feet? Squeakers! 2.7 stars
8. I'm competing for that stair climbing competition. Guess I better step up my game.
Hadrian Kwong - Hong Kong
3.7 stars
9. Did you hear about the computer technician who received third degree burns? He touched the firewall. 3.0 stars
10. I can never understand my trigonometry teacher because he always talks in sine language. 3.2 stars
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