Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day
Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.
|1.||Gossipy monkeys are blab-boons.
Joseph - Florida
|2.||I used to have a pet leech. It was attached to me.
Aaron - Indiana
|3.||What is the name of the immortal adolescent? Constantine!
Mason - Chappell NE
|4.||Psychopaths always see amoral in the story.|
|5.||People who lack the patience for calligraphy will never have properly formed characters.|
|6.||You can't sing with a mouthful of garbanzo beans, so hummus a tune.|
|7.||The admiral's motto was, 'Do it schooner, not later!'|
|8.||The student had such a big assignment, he had to burn his kindle at both ends.|
|9.||I was terrified anaesthetising my first big cat, but I had to feel the fur and do it anyway.|
|10.||My trip to the Grand Canyon cost a hole lot of money and gorged my bank account butte it was worth it!|