Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.

1. The podiatry book used footnotes while the proctology book used endnotes. 3.0 stars
2. The eye doctor claimed he was framed by an optical illusion when his patient wore contact lenses during recent exam. 3.0 stars
3. Despite pressure to clean up their act, most dirtbags live in a vacuum.
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
3.7 stars
4. Eating oysters can help you increase your mussel tone.
Joseph - Brooklyn, NY
3.6 stars
5. I need Gestalt reasoning like I need a whole in the head.
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
2.6 stars
6. You heard about drug dealers being interrogated by the police? They do crack. 3.1 stars
7. Sponges are easy prey for divers, lacking poriferal vision.
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
2.6 stars
8. My shrink assures me that my obsession with the formalization of puns is just a 'phrase I'm going through'.
Dr. Dirt - Alaska
3.4 stars
9. The next iPhone will be a huge 6s!
Marc - San Jose, CA
2.9 stars
10. The Hungarian inventor bought a baby bear. It became known as Rubik's cub.
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
2.4 stars
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