Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day
Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.
|1.||The podiatry book used footnotes while the proctology book used endnotes.|
|2.||The eye doctor claimed he was framed by an optical illusion when his patient wore contact lenses during recent exam.|
|3.||Despite pressure to clean up their act, most dirtbags live in a vacuum.|
|4.||Eating oysters can help you increase your mussel tone.
Joseph - Brooklyn, NY
|5.||I need Gestalt reasoning like I need a whole in the head.|
|6.||You heard about drug dealers being interrogated by the police? They do crack.|
|7.||Sponges are easy prey for divers, lacking poriferal vision.|
|8.||My shrink assures me that my obsession with the formalization of puns is just a 'phrase I'm going through'.
Dr. Dirt - Alaska
|9.||The next iPhone will be a huge 6s!
Marc - San Jose, CA
|10.||The Hungarian inventor bought a baby bear. It became known as Rubik's cub.
SGT Snorkel - Iowa