Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.

1. In political landscapes the mudslinging precedes the landslides!
Sivanandan - Sydney
3.0 stars
2. Can a Free-Range chicken be cooked on a stove you bought?
Papa Pete - Texas Hill Country
3.0 stars
3. The self-styled pig-farmer charged for cruelty in court of law penned a swine statement that hamstrung the prosecution.
Sivanandan - Sydney
3.0 stars
4. Ambidextrose: An IV in both arms.
Papa Pete - Texas Hill Country
3.0 stars
5. My insurance did not cover acupuncture, so I got stuck with the bill.
Toycoon - Skokie
3.4 stars
6. Did you hear about the submarine industry? It really took a dive. 3.1 stars
7. I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind. 4.1 stars
8. I tried asking my dentist out but she brushed me off. Don't worry it was her floss. 2.6 stars
9. Buzz Lightyear was following a Japanese luxury car on the highway. When he pulled around to pass, he shouted, "To Infiniti and beyond."
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
1.9 stars
10. Proper punctuation can make the difference between a sentence that's well-written and a sentence that's, well, written.
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR
4.1 stars
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