Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.

1. I find meditating on Descartes and Houdini so liberating, but the reason escapes me.
Owen - Auckland
2.7 stars
2. When I was starving to death, my children gave me a raisin to keep on living.
Laurence - Woodridge, IL
2.6 stars
3. Married hang man were the best at their job, they knew how to tie the knot.
2.7 stars
4. My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.
Lola - Salina, KS
4.0 stars
5. Marriage is hard but divorce usually goes off without a hitch.
2.9 stars
6. I tried hard to get into vexillology, but, in the end, had to flag it away.
RJS - New Zealand
2.0 stars
7. Old carpenters never die, they just lumber around.
Bob - Corvallis, OR
3.2 stars
8. The professor's explanation of centripetal force was pretty down-to-earth but her explanation of centrifugal force just blew me away.
Mr. Pennysworth
2.7 stars
9. My dog has a lot of potential, you just have to unleash it. 3.7 stars
10. A curling iron is a permanent solution to a hairy problem.
Mr. Pennysworth
2.7 stars

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