Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day
Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.
|1.||I once read a book about singularity. It really sucked me in.|
|2.||Don't waste kindness on a rotary engine - they never reciprocate.
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
|3.||The political analysts I hear the most from are Don Key and Ella Funt.
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR
|4.||Crosswords are what you hear when you distract someone working on a puzzle.|
|5.||The water department staff said they would be fluid in answering all mystifying questions asked at a recent meeting.|
|6.||A taxidermist specializes in skin for cabs.|
|7.||Washing dishes can be very draining.|
|8.||I read a book about gravity, it was a heavy subject.|
|9.||There used to be little snow patches outside my house after a snowstorm. Whenever the sun came out, they had a melt down.|
|10.||Attire goes on a wheel.|