Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.

1. Cheap adhesive is tacky. 3.0 stars
2. When does a farmer dance? When he drops the beet.
Olga V - Philadelphia, PA
3.1 stars
3. Installing a new bathroom fan is exhausting.
eemathnut - Ohio
3.3 stars
4. The forensic psychologist was irritable because judges and juries tried his patients.
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
3.1 stars
5. My sister was telling me about our cousin. I have to say, he sounds familia.
Isabuscus - Alternia
2.2 stars
6. The deer grabbed the gun and gave the hunter a taste of his own venison.
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR
2.6 stars
7. The inventor of pantyhose really left us quite a legacy.
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR
3.3 stars
8. A matchmaker makes matches in order to find you the light of your life.
Bhanu Pratap Chauhan - Jaipur, India
2.6 stars
9. How did the Dermatologist and the Dentist afford their new mansion? By the skin of their teeth. 3.2 stars
10. Ralph was kicked off the skydiving team because he couldn't chute straight. 3.0 stars

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