Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.

1. Veterinarians treat all animals except ducks - that would be quack medicine.
  3.0 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
2. Am I my brother's informant? I fink not!
  3.0 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
3. Why did the doctor accept a new patient? He figured he might as well give him a shot.
  3.9 stars
4. The hen passed her legacy to an egg that was heir today, gone tamago.
  2.0 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
5. A good meteor shower can really rock your world.
  3.7 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
6. A hair raising experience sounds pretty good to a bald guy.
  3.2 stars
Dr. Dirt - Alaska
7. I forgot the French for strawberry, so I looked it up in a fraise book.
  2.1 stars
Will Testament - Hemel Hempstead
8. My washing machine broke down this morning, but I didn't get too agitated.
  3.0 stars
Simon - New Zealand
9. A harbor master is in charge of berth control.
  3.3 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
10. Recently I read this book titled 'Democracy'. I like the author. Paul O'Ticks.
  3.1 stars
Sonny - UK

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