Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.


1. I have learned how to take a compliment because I'm not usually offered any.
  3.0 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
2. Eating breakfast in front of the TV at the same time every day turns the meal into a serial.
  3.0 stars
stevesw - USA
3. My horse was on the small side, so I decided to make him larger. I used a broncodilator.
  2.0 stars
rb - Norfolk, VA
4. Taxidermy is a job for stuffy people.
  3.9 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
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5. Circling vultures are a dead giveaway.
  4.0 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
6. She comes from a long line of slow check out operators.
  2.8 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
7. A university is a city in outer space.
  2.7 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
8. Great batsmen in cricket retire because they can't push their boundaries further in their field!
  2.9 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
9. The obstetricians seem to celebrate labor day every day.
  3.2 stars
Ventricular Storms - New Hampshire
10. Bringing home very little net pay is the sign of a good trapeze acrobat.
  2.4 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY

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