Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.


1. The cowboy that got fired from his ranch job wasn't crazy, he was just deranged.
kardwizard - Beaverton, Oregon
4.0 stars
2. Did you hear about the nervous preacher? He had sweaty psalms.
B.fitz - Edmonton
3.6 stars
3. When making butter there is little margarine for error.
Cole - Edmonton
3.8 stars
4. A second glance is all that's needed for a book re-view.
Adam Uddin
2.9 stars
5. When the money fell from my pocket I saw this punk reach for it, pointed my .357 Magnum at him and muttered, 'Go ahead, take my pay.'
JA - Houston
2.5 stars
6. Unable to get help with my refinancing made me a loan wolf. 2.6 stars
7. You never know what to expect on each channel. It's always TV determined.
TheCookieMonster - the woo
2.0 stars
8. Trying to steel himself, Al attempted to iron out his business problems but was a little bit rusty.
JA - Houston
2.9 stars
9. Contrary to singers and guitarists, bass players are very low-key.
Andreas - Athens, Greece
3.5 stars
10. Life ain't fair for a baby. They always get the bum wrap!
Allyson - California
3.3 stars


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