Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day
Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.
| 1. | The cowboy that got fired from his ranch job wasn't crazy, he was just deranged. kardwizard - Beaverton, Oregon
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| 2. | Did you hear about the nervous preacher? He had sweaty psalms. B.fitz - Edmonton
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| 3. | When making butter there is little margarine for error. Cole - Edmonton
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| 4. | A second glance is all that's needed for a book re-view. Adam Uddin |
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| 5. | When the money fell from my pocket I saw this punk reach for it, pointed my .357 Magnum at him and muttered, 'Go ahead, take my pay.' JA - Houston
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| 6. | Unable to get help with my refinancing made me a loan wolf. | |
| 7. | You never know what to expect on each channel. It's always TV determined. TheCookieMonster - the woo
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| 8. | Trying to steel himself, Al attempted to iron out his business problems but was a little bit rusty. JA - Houston
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| 9. | Contrary to singers and guitarists, bass players are very low-key. Andreas - Athens, Greece
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| 10. | Life ain't fair for a baby. They always get the bum wrap! Allyson - California
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