Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day
Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.
| 1. | That Star Wars villain loves to talk. Everyone calls him Jabber the Hutt. SGT Snorkel - Iowa
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| 2. | The ancient Japanese leader lost his legs in a logging accident, and became a sawed-off Shogun. Bob - Corvallis, OR
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| 3. | He could play baseball, football, basketball, soccer and tennis. He was a jock of all trades. melman-kyusa |
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| 4. | An offer of a free lunch was not enough to entice Freud to make a presentation at a Behaviourist Convention. He explained, 'There was nothing on the menu that was oedipal.' Peter - Vancouver, Canada
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| 5. | Organ donors put their heart into it. Andreas G. - Athens, Greece
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| 6. | The Egyptian cinema usherette sold religious icons in the daytime. Sometimes she got confused and called out, 'Get your choc isis here!' heidi - Derby, UK
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| 7. | Beautifully manicured lawns are highly sod after. Allyson - California
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| 8. | Is it true that several of the justices on the Supreme Court refer to their homes as 'legal pads'? JA - Houston
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| 9. | He dined with her at the local beanery and was immediately inflatuated. Kap'n Klystron - Nanuet, NY
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| 10. | At a job interview, I decided to lie and say I had experience as an illusionist and as a window cleaner. They saw right through me. ConeArtist - London
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