Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.

1. When his wife demanded that he give up polo, he decided to chukker.
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
3.0 stars
2. The fruit farmer is berry competitive in his field.
Wordsworth - Castroville, CA
2.8 stars
3. With copper unavailable, continued operation of the mint would make no cents.
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
3.8 stars
4. I gave my stressed out feline too much elixir. Now it's catatonic.
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
3.1 stars
5. In-laws are merger acquisitions.
Joseph - Florida
2.6 stars
6. Yogi had a whiskey, water, and tea drink every night. He was a toddy bear.
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
2.6 stars
7. Hemlock is a special attachment on a sewing machine.
Joseph - Florida
2.9 stars
8. Crane drivers have uplifting pick-up lines.
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
3.0 stars
9. Gossipy monkeys are blab-boons.
Joseph - Florida
3.2 stars
10. I used to have a pet leech. It was attached to me.
Aaron - Indiana
3.5 stars
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