Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.

1. When it was hot and sunny I saw a line of blokes outside a hairdressers. I thought what a lovely day to have a barber queue!
Hart of glass - Cambourne UK
3.0 stars
2. If I had it to do all over again, I'm sure I would overdo it.
Dr. Dirt - Alaska
3.0 stars
3. Moliere's influence on modern comedy just shows that he was very farce-sighted.
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR
3.0 stars
4. People say that as a child, William Shakespeare was very playful.
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
3.0 stars
5. I was just diagnosed as having a hernia. My wife and kids are setting up a truss fund.
Toycoon - Skokie
3.5 stars
6. My noodle soup doesn't taste that good. It really laksa certain quality.
Sophia - Christchurch, New Zealand
2.7 stars
7. Of all the philosophers, Descartes can carry the most things. 2.3 stars
8. If climate change is causing the sea level to rise, does that mean that the oceans are getting too big for their beaches?
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
4.0 stars
9. Vampires use must use mouthwash because they have bat breath.
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
2.7 stars
10. Resale means to go yachting again.
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
2.0 stars
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