Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.

1. I got a job working in a hayfield. After one day I bailed.
  3.0 stars
Kelly Street - Oakland CA
2. There's no definitive way to tell if someone is completely colour-blind. There's a lot of grey area.
  2.9 stars
3. I used to date a dentist. She was a real looker, but it didn't work out. The conversations were like pulling teeth.
  2.6 stars
Ventricular Storms - New Hampshire
4. In order to become a teacher, Anna would have to chalk up the skills first.
  1.9 stars
Merrick - NC, United States
5. Feather dusters are used to clean parakeets.
  1.7 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
6. There was a joke about fishing I was going to tell you. Oh no, I forgot the line!
  3.6 stars
7. Rabbit relationships are based on a financial transaction. If he's got the doe she gets a buck.
  1.9 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
8. Moonlighting at stand-up comedy, the baker was known for his rye humor.
  3.2 stars
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR
9. A drummer who became a policeman was pounding a beat.
  3.1 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
10. When orders for acetone, benzene and methanol plummeted, the chemical plant became insolvent.
  3.6 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY

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