Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.


1. My elderly aunt loves telling jokes while she knits. She is a real knitwit.
Toycoon - Skokie
3.0 stars
2. Is a group of fingerprints considered to be a whorl pool?
Adele - Bohemia, NY
3.0 stars
3. Tubeless is a product of tireless effort!
Sivanandan - Sydney
3.0 stars
4. The woodcutter stretched every morning before starting work. He was a limberjack.
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
3.2 stars
5. I caught these potatoes smoking weed, one could say that they're baked potatoes. 2.3 stars
6. The new jail tunnel was a runaway success.
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
3.4 stars
7. I don't trust these stairs because they're always up to something.
LEP DOG - south Africa
3.9 stars
8. The optometrist ran for mayor because he was a visionary.
Hyla Hope Harder - Oklahoma
3.1 stars
9. What does a king eat while on his throne? Soup of the dais.
Hyla Hope Harder - Oklahoma
2.3 stars
10. As the carburettor chuckled to the air filter, 'I guess the choke's on me!'
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
3.2 stars
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