Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.

1. My daughter asked me if I was having fun doing the laundry. I replied, 'Loads.'
RB - Norfolk, VA
3.0 stars
2. My parents had back to back appointments at the chiropractor. 3.0 stars
3. I'm struggling to catch my breath while I'm struggling to lose my breadth.
GRR - Seattle
3.0 stars
4. Hanging out with skyscraper builders is so boring! It's story after story.
Papa Pete - Texas Hill Country
3.0 stars
5. When the swimmer recovered from her stroke she decided to dive right into kicking her bad habits.
Randy - Defiance, OH
3.0 stars
6. My door was ajar, so I added jelly, now it's a door jam.
Dan - Wildwood, Missouri
3.0 stars
7. A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
BagFaceMan - England
4.1 stars
8. I have been blogging about my recent surgery and recovery from abdominal surgery. I call my blog 'The Chronicles of Hernia'.
Toycoon - Skokie
2.8 stars
9. I asked Kermit the Frog what I should use to join the pieces of metal, but all he said was, 'Rivet, rivet.'
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
3.6 stars
10. Hear about the new EU approved pan? Apparently it isn't Greece proof. 2.6 stars
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