Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.

1. While walking through the jungle with a black marker, I spotted a leopard. 3.0 stars
2. Rather than be fired from the borscht factory, I beet them to the punch by telling them to take their job and schav it.
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
3.0 stars
3. I wrote a novel about religious women. The library put it in the nun fiction section.
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
3.0 stars
4. Along the West Coast, you can buy abalone shells for about $10 a nacre.
YawningFox - California
3.0 stars
5. Pay for irony is wry bread.
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
3.0 stars
6. Do you know why executioners never take on apprentices? They always get a head of themselves. 3.0 stars
7. A high rise condo can be uplifting or disappointing on so many levels. Then again, a bungalow can also be a little flat. 2.8 stars
8. I had a million bucks, but I couldn't shoot them all.
davidkazz07 - Amherst NY
2.3 stars
9. Notary means insufficiently ventilated.
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
1.4 stars
10. Irresponsible financiers must be discredited.
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
3.7 stars

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