Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.


1. The European snow storm was so bad it caused a continental drift.
K.G. Ahern - Corvallis, OR
3.0 stars
2. I had a friend that collected police cars, ambulances and fire trucks. It was an estate of emergency when he died.
Pat - Boone, NC
3.0 stars
3. If there was someone selling drugs in this place, weed know.
nkabc5 - EL Centro CA
3.0 stars
4. Learning to dance is a two-step process.
kn - st paul, mn
3.1 stars
5. I had a hand in the puppet show.
Adam Ruse - Australia
3.8 stars
6. Two frogs were asked if they were lying. They almost got away with it, but one croaked. 2.4 stars
7. The knight stood on the shoulder of the road, looking at his disabled car. He shook his head and said, 'Chevrolet is dead.'
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
2.0 stars
8. The Spanish author would not bring refreshments to his uncles, but he would serve aunties.
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
2.2 stars
9. Chefs learn their trait in the Cook Islands. 2.3 stars
10. Where do Cockney bakers live? The Yeast End.
claire - UK
2.7 stars
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