Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day
Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.
|1.||I shouldn't have plugged my iPhone into the PC at the kitchen. It's now in the sync.|
|2.||When the cigarette lighter salesman tried to win back his old flame he found that he had met his match.|
|3.||The fraudulent caged chicken farmer gave himself free range with his egg labeling.|
|4.||He's got a phonographic memory. He repeats the exact same old lines like a scratched record.|
|5.||The carpenter came round the other day, he made the best entrance I have ever seen.|
|6.||The doors just broke, I could fix it, but it hinges on other things.|
|7.||He sold a batch of release spray to someone in jail but it was just a silly-con.|
|8.||Murder with knives is very messy, and I suggest not taking a stab at it.|
|9.||The forest had burned down, but now it's back by poplar demand.
Bob - Corvallis, OR
|10.||Broken puppets for sale. No strings attached.
HMA - Liverpool