Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.


1. Two loaves of bread wanted to get married, so they eloafed. 3.0 stars
2. Tacks have a very pin point way of hurting. 3.0 stars
3. When our fraternity voted whether or not to permit alcohol, there was not a dry aye in the house.
Toycoon - Skokie
3.5 stars
4. I decided not to go to Pisa, but I was leaning towards it.
Andrews Allen - United States
3.2 stars
5. That cattle farmer is upset. He is raising kine.
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
1.8 stars
6. A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.
Tom - UK
3.7 stars
7. The joke backfired, but it fired back again. 1.5 stars
8. I yam always very happy to eat sweet potatoes. 2.5 stars
9. New lightbulb invented? Enlighten me. 3.0 stars
10. By separating themselves from other species, the arctic animals became geographically polarized.
Alan - Nashville
2.6 stars
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