Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day
Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.
|1.||I used to work at a knife factory, but then it got dull.|
|2.||She only dated hairy men, so I grew a beard to be hirsuter.
edc - Westport
|3.||Why can't you trust Satan's resume? The devil lies in the details.
reif - hawaii
|4.||I control the weeds in my lawn with the help of my friend, Herby Side.
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
|5.||How do you catch a skeleton? With a rib-cage.|
|6.||The skeleton was trying tibia little humerus.|
|7.||Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs.|
|8.||I wrote a book about birds. It flew off the shelf.|
|9.||When notes get in treble, bass-ically they get put behind bars. The alto-nate punishment is to push them off a clef and hope they land flat on sharp objects.
Allan Cao - Canada
|10.||When you buy a cork board, do you pay thumb tax?
Adrian Drake - Pennsylvania, USA