Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.

1. I've been eating a lot of pasta lately I think it's becoming a part of my daily rotini! 3.0 stars
2. What do you call a bald monster? A lock-less monster. 4.0 stars
3. I went to my doctor and told the receptionist that I felt like a deck of cards. She said, 'Have a seat, and the doctor will deal with you when he can.'
rb - Norfolk, VA
3.0 stars
4. He knew his lot in life was to create the world's greatest mosquito repellant. He had a deet with destiny.
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
2.1 stars
5. The successive president of the local Climate Changes Committee was the carbon copy of his predecessor.
Sivanandan - Sydney
2.4 stars
6. I have a bad, bad pain in my toe, no gout about it.
Thull - Az
2.6 stars
7. The Balloon family name died off when it ran out of heir. 3.8 stars
8. Some undercover operatives are given blanket approvals!
Sivanandan - Sydney
3.1 stars
9. My friend quit working at the pin factory. He felt there was no point to the job. 3.7 stars
10. I had a job at the bowling alley. Not for long though, I was only tenpin. 2.2 stars

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