Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.

1. I once read a book about singularity. It really sucked me in. 3.0 stars
2. Don't waste kindness on a rotary engine - they never reciprocate.
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
2.5 stars
3. The political analysts I hear the most from are Don Key and Ella Funt.
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR
2.8 stars
4. Crosswords are what you hear when you distract someone working on a puzzle.
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
3.4 stars
5. The water department staff said they would be fluid in answering all mystifying questions asked at a recent meeting. 2.0 stars
6. A taxidermist specializes in skin for cabs.
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
1.7 stars
7. Washing dishes can be very draining. 3.1 stars
8. I read a book about gravity, it was a heavy subject. 2.9 stars
9. There used to be little snow patches outside my house after a snowstorm. Whenever the sun came out, they had a melt down. 2.4 stars
10. Attire goes on a wheel.
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
2.6 stars

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