Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day
Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.
|1.||Why do trees have so many friends? They branch out.|
|2.||The new restaurant owner was told to invite a warehouse staff for lunch because he heard they have good pallets.|
|3.||My cousin works in a chocolate shop. He works behind the bar.
A purson - Malaysia
|4.||The policemen said if I didn't pay my library fine he would have to book me.|
|5.||The doctor graduated bypassing the medical exam.|
|6.||Going to bed with music on gave him sound sleep.|
|7.||What do mice wear on their feet? Squeakers!|
|8.||I'm competing for that stair climbing competition. Guess I better step up my game.
Hadrian Kwong - Hong Kong
|9.||Did you hear about the computer technician who received third degree burns? He touched the firewall.|
|10.||I can never understand my trigonometry teacher because he always talks in sine language.|