Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day
Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.
|1.||I find meditating on Descartes and Houdini so liberating, but the reason escapes me.
Owen - Auckland
|2.||When I was starving to death, my children gave me a raisin to keep on living.
Laurence - Woodridge, IL
|3.||Married hang man were the best at their job, they knew how to tie the knot.
|4.||My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.
Lola - Salina, KS
|5.||Marriage is hard but divorce usually goes off without a hitch.
|6.||I tried hard to get into vexillology, but, in the end, had to flag it away.
RJS - New Zealand
|7.||Old carpenters never die, they just lumber around.
Bob - Corvallis, OR
|8.||The professor's explanation of centripetal force was pretty down-to-earth but her explanation of centrifugal force just blew me away.
|9.||My dog has a lot of potential, you just have to unleash it.|
|10.||A curling iron is a permanent solution to a hairy problem.