Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.

1. The Hobbit was found at short notice. 2.0 stars
2. I don't know why my eyeglass lenses were steamed up. I was mystified.
Toycoon - Skokie
3.1 stars
3. Although there were bombs everywhere at the party, it was still a blast. 2.1 stars
4. Some people say I'm addicted to summersaults, but that's just how I roll.
Esther - Michigan, US
3.5 stars
5. After a few beers on the plane, Charlie was flying high into the wild brew yonder.
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
2.9 stars
6. Quasimodo bought a Ford Focus. It became known as the hatchback of Notre Dame.
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
3.2 stars
7. Snakes don't drink coffee because it makes them viperactive. 3.0 stars
8. I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.
Allister - Oklahoma
3.9 stars
9. People who take a lot of selfies are just trying to save face.
Earle - Fort Collins, CO
3.6 stars
10. It was really crowded at the diet doctor's office but then it thinned out.
AnthonyD - Philadelphia PA
3.4 stars
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