Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day
Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.
|1.||I was accused of stealing a house, but all charges were dropped as the claims were without foundation.|
|2.||The first time I used an elevator it was really uplifting, then it let me down.
JerryJokes - STL
|3.||People who cry a lot have a wail of a time.
Robert Rhines - Yakima, WA
|4.||How do mountains see? They peak.|
|5.||Whoever had the bright idea to invent the flashlight?
Justice King - USA
|6.||Pocket bread stuffed with pocket bread makes a pitaful excuse for a sandwich.
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
|7.||These reversing cameras are great. Since I got one I haven't looked back.
Kiwi Kawika - Auckland
|8.||I was only on the military base from dusk to dawn, but it seemed like a fort night.
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
|9.||I visited an acupuncturist today. I was done in under an hour, he was quick and to the point.
Daunte - Colorado
|10.||My tailor is happy to make a pair of pants for me, or at least sew it seams.
Randall Woodman - United States