Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day
Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.
| 1. | The charges of the otolaryngologist was exorbitant, I had to pay through the nose! Sivanandan - Sydney
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| 2. | Some clockmakers are normal, but others are a little cuckoo. Tnocks - Oregon
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| 3. | The exhibitionist went to the store because he heard they were having a flash sale. Adele - Bohemia, NY
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| 4. | I never liked befriending assassins. They're all backstabbers. |  |
| 5. | The politician is not one for Indian food. But he's good at currying favors. Wordsworth - California, USA
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| 6. | I went to Cairo, but I don't remember if I saw the river or not. I wonder if I am senile. SGT Snorkel - Iowa
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| 7. | My pet turtle died. I'm not upset, just shell shocked. Charles Stening - Australia
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| 8. | I went to the theatre, it looked a bit suspicious. I reckon the whole thing was staged. Charles Stening - Australia
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| 9. | When my husband asked me if I wanted a new alarm clock I said I was set. Adele - Bohemia, NY
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| 10. | A harp that was shaved is a bare-faced lyre. Joseph Leff - Florida
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