Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day
Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.
| 121. | When the sailor failed to report for duty, he really missed the boat. Bob - Corvallis, OR
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| 122. | When the bottom of a cargo ship got a hole, it had one hull of a problem. eemathnut |
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| 123. | Is a reindeer with a bit in its mouth ... a case of indentured Cervid-tude? arachis worm - Toronto,Canada
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| 124. | He posted an ammunition-for-sale note on the bulletin board. todttaylor - usa
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| 125. | I thought the telescope was broken, but upon further looking into it, I found out it was not. Abhit - Knoxville, TN
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| 126. | Once you get your bearings vectors are easy. pavja2 - ga
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| 127. | Getting to the second floor of the leaflet warehouse required a circular staircase. tomttaylor - usa
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| 128. | The ankle was an arch enemy of the heel because the heel had a sole that could neither toe the line nor keep instep. punundrum - NYC
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| 129. | If I study to become a roofing expert in the future, will I be preparing for the here rafter? Heidi 64 - DERBY, UK
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| 130. | I trained my dog to hunt for underground mushrooms but now he's more truffle than he's worth. cooper - vermont
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