Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day
Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.
| 131. | They came out with a GPS device for bird watchers that has tern by tern directions. todttaylor - usa
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| 132. | Illusionists always find themselves in tricky situations. Andreas - Athens, Greece
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| 133. | People who plug their computer keyboards into hi-fi systems aren't idiots. That would be stereotyping. Caleb - Australia
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| 134. | The book about Teflon contained no frictional characters. tomttaylor - usa
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| 135. | After getting a hot dog from a vendor I asked 'Can I have more onions?', he replied 'No that's shallot'. Markyboy - Chester
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| 136. | The criminal dumpling showed a won-ton disregard of the law. JMixx - Glen Allen, VA
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| 137. | The lights were too bright at the Chinese restaurant so the manager decided to dim sum. Sam - Huntington Beach, CA
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| 138. | The young man quit dating the telephone operator because he felt disconnected. Besides, she had too many hangups. Sam - Huntington Beach, CA
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| 139. | When the prisoner was told by his lawyer that he had gotten a stay of execution, he smiled and said, 'Well, no noose is good noose.' SGT Snorkel - Iowa
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| 140. | Romance isn't a science - it's a heart. Bob - Corvallis, OR
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