Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.


151. What do you call a pun sandwich? A punini. 2.9 stars
152. I'm not a werewolf. Not that I'm aware of! 2.0 stars
153. The jeweler pinned his hopes on broaching the argument first. 2.9 stars
154. I've just realized that tofu is over-rated, it's just a curd to me.
Mikey - Sunny Cardiff
3.7 stars
155. An electrician claimed that his truck was a volts wagon.
Scrabble817 - Woking, England
3.8 stars
156. I play all the chords, bar one. 2.5 stars
157. The man loved a good play on words but his wife couldn't stand the punishment.
A Bremner - Aus
3.6 stars
158. The man who impulsively got a cat despite his allergies later realized that it was a rash decision.
Kelsey - Knoxville, TN
3.6 stars
159. John Hancock didn't retire, he just resigned.
Logan - Ohio
3.4 stars
160. The fish missed the call because he was stuck on the other line.
Scott
3.3 stars
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