Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day
Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.
| 151. | What do you call a pun sandwich? A punini. | |
| 152. | I'm not a werewolf. Not that I'm aware of! | |
| 153. | The jeweler pinned his hopes on broaching the argument first. | |
| 154. | I've just realized that tofu is over-rated, it's just a curd to me. Mikey - Sunny Cardiff
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| 155. | An electrician claimed that his truck was a volts wagon. Scrabble817 - Woking, England
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| 156. | I play all the chords, bar one. | |
| 157. | The man loved a good play on words but his wife couldn't stand the punishment. A Bremner - Aus
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| 158. | The man who impulsively got a cat despite his allergies later realized that it was a rash decision. Kelsey - Knoxville, TN
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| 159. | John Hancock didn't retire, he just resigned. Logan - Ohio
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| 160. | The fish missed the call because he was stuck on the other line. Scott |

