Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day - page 2

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.

11. Money launderers are filthy rich!
  3.9 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
12. Several states were delighted by the solar eclipse.
  3.8 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
13. What do you call a graphic designers' fight? A tiff.
  2.4 stars
Ashwin Gokhale - Pune, India
14. I gave up my job as a high-wire walker because I was struggling to achieve work-life balance.
  2.8 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
15. My paper got ripped earlier and I'm still torn up about it.
  3.7 stars
16. 2017 would have been a great year to open up a unisex haircut place and call it 'Totally Clips'.
  3.3 stars
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR
17. Carly Simon was in a vineyard when she got the idea for the song, 'You're So Vine'.
  1.8 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
18. My idea for a hovercraft robot vacuum cleaner never really took off.
  3.2 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
19. The way solar panels take energy from sunlight is so absorbing.
  3.0 stars
20. I typically avoid conversations with robots. They just drone on.
  3.7 stars

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