Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day
Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.
| 21. | I've failed the mathematics test so many times I lost count. Smitsy |
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| 22. | He can flawlessly set up a tent. He has perfect pitch. |  |
| 23. | The winds of change are raining coins of copper gold and silver. |  |
| 24. | If an actress has a screaming role, can we say she eeks out a living? Rorschach |
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| 25. | The health food customer purchased fibre optics from the optometry centre for accurate eyesight. matt viedosky |
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| 26. | I went to an invisible fairground but didn't think it was very good. I just couldn't see the attraction. | |
| 27. | I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time. Derek - Arizona
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| 28. | The cowboy that got fired from his ranch job wasn't crazy, he was just deranged. kardwizard - Beaverton, Oregon
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| 29. | Did you hear about the nervous preacher? He had sweaty psalms. B.fitz - Edmonton
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| 30. | When making butter there is little margarine for error. Cole - Edmonton
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