Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day - page 3

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.

21. I touched an electric eel the other day. It was shocking.
  2.9 stars
22. People were dying to meet the new mortician.
  3.8 stars
23. I got a job working in a hayfield. After one day I bailed.
  4.0 stars
Kelly Street - Oakland CA
24. There's no definitive way to tell if someone is completely colour-blind. There's a lot of grey area.
  3.0 stars
25. I used to date a dentist. She was a real looker, but it didn't work out. The conversations were like pulling teeth.
  2.8 stars
Ventricular Storms - New Hampshire
26. In order to become a teacher, Anna would have to chalk up the skills first.
  2.2 stars
Merrick - NC, United States
27. Feather dusters are used to clean parakeets.
  1.7 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
28. There was a joke about fishing I was going to tell you. Oh no, I forgot the line!
  3.9 stars
29. Rabbit relationships are based on a financial transaction. If he's got the doe she gets a buck.
  1.9 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
30. Moonlighting at stand-up comedy, the baker was known for his rye humor.
  3.3 stars
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR

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