Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day - page 3

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.


21. The way solar panels take energy from sunlight is so absorbing.
  3.0 stars
22. I typically avoid conversations with robots. They just drone on.
  3.7 stars
23. Since I've quit soccer, I've lost my goal in life.
  4.0 stars
Bronco - Netherlands
24. Watchdogs are covered with ticks.
  2.9 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
25. Pre-schoolers are like black holes. They draw in everything around them.
  2.8 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
26. Computer geeks always look scruffy because they only take milliseconds to refresh.
  2.8 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
27. Shirts are pressed for cash.
  2.9 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
28. Why did the referee get fired? Because he was a whistle blower!
  3.4 stars
29. My relationship with my chauffeur just isn't going anywhere. It feels like he's always trying to drive me away.
  4.0 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
30. I never found sending signals from ships challenging. I always had a flare for it.
  3.7 stars
Funster - Greece

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