Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day - page 4

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.

31. I lost my job at the quarry, I guess you could say I've hit rock bottom.
  3.7 stars
Nick - Saginaw, Michigan
32. The life of a lens maker is a real grind.
  3.0 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
33. The Greek god Pan loved cooking utensils.
  1.8 stars
PunGirl - Canada
34. I spent a summer working on a rabbit farm. It was a hare raising experience.
  3.9 stars
35. So you went to a bread factory? Guess you had a crummy day.
  3.1 stars
36. It's no easy tusk to make a walrus pun!
  2.6 stars
37. The semaphore signals from the ghost ship were hard to follow, due to their flagging spirits.
  2.7 stars
kn - st paul, mn
38. What did the indecisive nimbus say? Something is clouding my judgement.
  2.6 stars
39. Two pet owners got together for a weekly public discussion on the Internet. They called it their Pawed Cast.
  3.2 stars
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR
40. Stealing my computer files rarely gets my back up.
  3.3 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand

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