Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day - page 4

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.

31. I gave up my job as a high-wire walker because I was struggling to achieve work-life balance.
  2.8 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
32. My paper got ripped earlier and I'm still torn up about it.
  3.7 stars
33. 2017 would have been a great year to open up a unisex haircut place and call it 'Totally Clips'.
  3.3 stars
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR
34. Carly Simon was in a vineyard when she got the idea for the song, 'You're So Vine'.
  1.8 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
35. My idea for a hovercraft robot vacuum cleaner never really took off.
  3.2 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
36. The way solar panels take energy from sunlight is so absorbing.
  3.0 stars
37. I typically avoid conversations with robots. They just drone on.
  3.7 stars
38. Since I've quit soccer, I've lost my goal in life.
  4.0 stars
Bronco - Netherlands
39. Watchdogs are covered with ticks.
  2.9 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
40. Pre-schoolers are like black holes. They draw in everything around them.
  2.9 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand

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