Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day - page 5

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.

41. What did the indecisive nimbus say? Something is clouding my judgement.
  2.6 stars
42. Two pet owners got together for a weekly public discussion on the Internet. They called it their Pawed Cast.
  3.2 stars
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR
43. Stealing my computer files rarely gets my back up.
  3.3 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
44. What do you call it when cafe customers joke about their coffee? A brewhaha.
  3.5 stars
Stu - Los Angeles
45. Ski jumpers are inclined to be fast.
  2.9 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
46. Is a seventeen-day-old infertile duck egg an absentee balut?
  1.8 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
47. Circus dogs fly through the air with the greatest of fleas.
  2.7 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
48. Why did the man stand on a clock? He really wanted to be on time.
  3.4 stars
Max - Indiana
49. What did the sock puppet say to the sock? Looks like you could use a hand.
  3.6 stars
Max - Indiana
50. Knitters always have a skein scheme.
  1.3 stars
Papa Pete - Texas Hill Country

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