Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day - page 5

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.

41. Shirts are pressed for cash.
  2.9 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
42. Why did the referee get fired? Because he was a whistle blower!
  3.3 stars
43. My relationship with my chauffeur just isn't going anywhere. It feels like he's always trying to drive me away.
  4.0 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
44. I never found sending signals from ships challenging. I always had a flare for it.
  3.7 stars
Funster - Greece
45. When the pint overflowed for a second time, it was subpoenaed for a quart date.
  2.8 stars
Dr. Pun - TX
46. Did you hear the news about that Chinese restaurant that got vandalized? It was an act of wonton destruction.
  3.7 stars
47. The meaning of opaque is unclear.
  3.9 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
48. Old-flames are rekindled by a burning desire!
  3.2 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
49. Emergency crews responded to an accident involving an Ethiopian bread truck. There were multiple injeras.
  1.8 stars
50. Controlling geometry teachers divide and rule.
  2.3 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand

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