Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day - page 6

Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.

51. Knitters always have a skein scheme.
  1.3 stars
Papa Pete - Texas Hill Country
52. The two shoemakers got married because they were sole mates.
  3.5 stars
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR
53. Attending Mexico's Dia de Muertos could be a fete worse than death.
  2.2 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
54. The high cost of living has beaten many centsless.
  3.3 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
55. When you buy at the second hand store you've reached the point of no returns.
  2.5 stars
Carpun Diem - Houston, Texas
56. Silver. Pretty solid.
  1.8 stars
57. What do you call a rich barber? A shearholder.
  3.2 stars
cjay - jamaica
58. I was going to tell you a joke about infinity, but I can't find the end.
  3.2 stars
59. When Darth Vader turned his back on the dark side and joined a monastery he still wore black robes, out of force of habit.
  2.5 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
60. The skeleton could not unlock the door but then he realized he was the key.
  2.7 stars
Dutch W - United States

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