Examples of Puns - from Pun of the Day
Each example of a pun has been submitted by punsters all over the world, from Alaska to Zimbabwe. If you think you can become a punster submit your puns to see if they are funny enough.
| 61. | The political calculus of integrating financial derivatives is not going to yield much. VP - SCE
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| 62. | I wrote a song about small, burrowing animals. I decided it was time to gopher baroque. |  |
| 63. | Why did the dairy churn? The less said, the butter ... Punkenstein - Hamilton, Ohio
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| 64. | Everyone in the family knew that they had to join the spy agency. It was a clan destine operation. SGT Snorkel - Iowa
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| 65. | A homeless person joining in a riot can basically be heard as a vague rant. Sirenkit - USA
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| 66. | Never invest in funerals, it's a dying industry. Derek - USA
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| 67. | The key to the success of all musicians of note is their ability to stay composed while performing at a level that can't be beat. JA - Houston
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| 68. | Did you hear about the new bamboo trees at the zoo? It was pandamonium out there! Andrew - Evanston, IL
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| 69. | The dessert chef was very smart. He had graduated Pie Baker Kappa. SGT Snorkel - Iowa
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| 70. | I decide which beer to drink on a case by case basis. lswendse - Honolulu, HI
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